[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;30341080]Screw your gods, my only god is Sweet bro.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sweetchurch.PNG[/img][/QUOTE]
HEMACH loves nachos you know
How about we stop fighting and change the subject? Maybe we could make a symbol for each of our religions?
[editline]8th June 2011[/editline]
Also I like nachos too.
I have put the 32 Factrules of Kaktos up on the Ahkorg Steam group page.
Anything not listed is not defined as a rule of the religion but you should have enough moral sense to know what not to do if it's not listed.
His book (which I haven't decided a name for) will be posted later. I don't know what to call it yet.
Also, I have a symbol for mine.
[img]http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/83/83a95eef6248d0b6980926f42ff1924c19523c1c_full.jpg[/img]
Sorry for not having a better quality image. I'm all the way in Florida and the PC that has the original copy, as well as the vector, is at home in Texas. I had to copy the image from the Steam page.
Which by the way is
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ahkorg[/url]
What the hell have you been smoking?
I want too.
May I join the Church of HEMACH?
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340673]Perhaps one day the Church of Ancientism will attempt an alliance as well, say, in 2012 when the world ends.
you ninja me again, and maybe I like yours and SEAN's.[/QUOTE]
Troll detected.
God hates Ancientism.
[editline]8th June 2011[/editline]
Join The Church of Jerusalem, we worship this motherfucker right here.
[img]http://www.celebrities-with-diseases.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/spiderj.jpg[/img]
Here's my Religion:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oM-RGCdwdng/Ta7Xq9BA9BI/AAAAAAAAADw/HGEDmUjhOUM/s1600/fuck_you.jpg[/img]
The Church of Grandma 'Fuck You' Sparkles
[QUOTE=Der Ubermensch;30341531]Here's my Religion:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oM-RGCdwdng/Ta7Xq9BA9BI/AAAAAAAAADw/HGEDmUjhOUM/s1600/fuck_you.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/140000/140389_SPIDER_JERUSALEM_OH_WELL.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;30341353]May I join the Church of HEMACH?[/QUOTE]
all are welcome
In the mosqugog of Badger'i we worship the great Badger'ual-allah who created the world 2000 years ago.
Every thursday we celebrate 1 of 7 holidays in a rotation
1) The Feast of the new rugs
2) Day of the rydenn vhan
3) The accension of Badger'ual-allah
4) The Creation of badger'ual-allah
5) The birth of bobarian
6) The creation of Man
7) The imprisonment of nimph
We also don't eat cows because they are seen as filthy and hairy children are fed to hawks at birth.
Heres a snippet from the holy book of ghuakak-mendusno urla'uk
[quote=Bobarian, first man]2,000 years ago the great badger'ual-allah, a giant omnipotent badger from beyond the cosmos materialized in the milky way.
He decided that he was lonely and so he created the earth, a sun to revolve around it, and a moon to stop it drifting away, aswell as numerous other decorations like gas giants and astoriod belts.
He then created Bobarian, he placed him on earth but Bobarian complained "There is nothing to do here, its plain".
So the great badger created the volcanos, the oceans, the land, the air, the clouds, other humans and the animals.
For the first few years the humans lived peacefully, but then came the materialization of nimph. The closest thing Nimph the devil fox, this demon fox tempted the humans into killing and murdering each other, and to reject the badger'ual-allah nobody knows why it came or what its purpose is, but all it intends to do is cause confusion and terror.
The badger was going to have none of this however, he cast nimph into the sun, causing it to come to a stand still, now the earth rotated around the sun and the moon was ripped in two, one half forming venus and the other forming mars.
The great badger had made a supreme sacrifice, he lost over 2/3s of his strength and could no longer afford to help the humans.
Nimph was not gone though, to this day it remains inside the sun, influancing the weak minded and causing all the misery and torture in the world. The Badger had taken a permanant stand to stop nimph ever breaking free of its prison, and so for his brave act, we worship him to regain his strength, as through only truthful worship he can regain his strength.
Unfortunatly, over time most humans have forgotten completely about the great badger and have become confused with other numerous faiths (all wrong) It is our sole duty to show people the truth and help the badger gain strength by celebrating the 7 thudaical ceremonys.[/quote]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Badger-I[/url]
Frankism
There was a boy named Frank Vin Donkie. He got a new game for his computer called "Universe 1.4", a game that looks as awesome as real life. He is too mesmerized by what happens on screen to want to change what happens in fear of messing everything up, so he spends his time smoking a bong.
i'm going to create a religion to hate on your religion
but you know we're all peaceful n shit with harmony to the bros and whatever
but i swear to god if you don't convert you will drown in the lake of boiling mexican food diarrhea that is in my version of hell
[QUOTE=Lebowski;30342270]i'm going to create a religion to hate on your religion
but you know we're all peaceful n shit with harmony to the bros and whatever
but i swear to god if you don't convert you will drown in the lake of boiling mexican food diarrhea that is in my version of hell[/QUOTE]
eh, your nicer than the catholics ill convert
The Religion of the Routhites has several simple rules that you must follow in order to lead a fuller life in the event that there is no afterlife.
1. Don't break the Bro Code
2. A bro in need is a bro indeed
3. A bro with weed is a bro indeed
4. Smoke weed
5. Drink
6. Don't do those things if you don't want to do them because, like, whatever man.
7. Be the truest, nicest, most genuine bro you can be
In the event there is an afterlife, and you end up in the good part, there will be hookers, beer, pizza, xbox, and other Bro necessities.
If you end up in the bad part, you have to wear button-up shirts, sweater vests, have a comb-over haircut, and sit in one of those other religion's churches.
And like, if there is no afterlife, you were a bro so you lived a good life.
Sign me right up, take my Mr.Routh!
[QUOTE=Lebowski;30342441]The Religion of the Routhites has several simple rules that you must follow in order to lead a fuller life in the event that there is no afterlife.
1. Don't break the Bro Code
2. A bro in need is a bro indeed
3. A bro with weed is a bro indeed
4. Smoke weed
5. Drink
6. Don't do those things if you don't want to do them because, like, whatever man.
7. Be the truest, nicest, most genuine bro you can be
In the event there is an afterlife, and you end up in the good part, there will be hookers, beer, pizza, xbox, and other Bro necessities.
If you end up in the bad part, you have to wear button-up shirts, sweater vests, have a comb-over haircut, and sit in one of those other religion's churches.
And like, if there is no afterlife, you were a bro so you lived a good life.[/QUOTE]
is worshiping HEMACH breaking the bro code?
and can I continue huffing, while it isnt weed it can get you high
i love dr pepper
10:34 PM - Craptasket: haha
10:34 PM - Craptasket: read this
10:34 PM - Craptasket: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095970-Screw-Christianity-We-Can-Make-Our-Own-Religion[/url]!
10:34 PM - Craptasket: post before i nuke it
Praise Jesus!
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;30342931]10:34 PM - Craptasket: haha
10:34 PM - Craptasket: read this
10:34 PM - Craptasket: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1095970-Screw-Christianity-We-Can-Make-Our-Own-Religion[/url]!
10:34 PM - Craptasket: post before i nuke it[/QUOTE]
-Fallout 3 nuke religion joke here-
nope
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