• Patch General v1 - Velcro Backed Memetic Warfare
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[QUOTE=richard9311;52967902]The patch that started the general. They're finally here. [URL="https://cracker-patches.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/door-stuckers"]Cop now! [/URL] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/rxhxij.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Bought and got russia's greatest love machine as well. Also got 4 patches from woodpatch but the mosin ran out :(
I hope my mom dosen't open the package, it might be hard to explain why I have a dick sucking patch Also "Russia's greatest love machine" is Natalia Poklonskaya right?
[QUOTE=richard9311;52967902]The patch that started the general. They're finally here. [URL="https://cracker-patches.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/door-stuckers"]Cop now! [/URL] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/rxhxij.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] fuck this i ordered two
[QUOTE=Zombinie;52969384]I hope my mom dosen't open the package, it might be hard to explain why I have a dick sucking patch Also "Russia's greatest love machine" is Natalia Poklonskaya right?[/QUOTE] Looks to be.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;52969413]Looks to be.[/QUOTE] best girl
[QUOTE=richard9311;52967902]The patch that started the general. They're finally here. [URL="https://cracker-patches.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/door-stuckers"]Cop now! [/URL] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/rxhxij.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] yes boi, ordered
[QUOTE=Zombinie;52969384]I hope my mom dosen't open the package, it might be hard to explain why I have a dick sucking patch Also "Russia's greatest love machine" is Natalia Poklonskaya right?[/QUOTE] Okay, so don't ever order from Patch Dyanmics then. My mail goes back to my mothers place by default since my living situation is, uh, tumultuous. Had to explain why I got a package with a sticker of a lewd squid lady on it. And then what a Half-Life was and why I ordered a patch of it.
Why are your parents opening your mail?
They broke out of their cages and scavenged the household for food, thinking that the packages may contain something other than bread and water.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;52972872]Why are your parents opening your mail?[/QUOTE] In my case she didn't, the sticker was on the outside. I opened it up and showed her the half-life patch to deflect that anything weird was going on- but then that just raised more questions.
This is pretty cool. Anyone any idea how much shipping to the Netherlands is?
Ah damn, wanted to order the door stucker patch but the shipping cost is abysmal.
Hi all, just wanted to let you all know that my Christmas patch is now live - I give you.... White Death Christmas! [t]https://i.imgur.com/l9c8dJL.jpg[/t] Available at [URL="https://badgerhoundsupply.com"]https://badgerhoundsupply.com[/URL] Thanks!
[QUOTE=Steven :D;52957927]I was actually working on one for a project out of boredom. [t]https://i.imgur.com/QAFmoKc.png[/t] If you don't mind adding me on steam I'd love to get some advice from someone who has already designed and sold patches before.[/QUOTE] Just super curious, how do you make patches by yourself? Is it just a matter of slapping a bunch of mod podge and velcro or is there more to it?
Just got another batch of patches in, posting my november-december haul: [t]https://track6.mixtape.moe/cfybio.jpg[/t] And an updated patch wall: [t]https://track6.mixtape.moe/lvdwae.jpg[/t] There's been a lot of great deals lately, got the complete set of stalker patches from Ivan's store for a black Friday/moving warehouse sale. Lots of stuff I'm really happy with, but maybe I shouldn't have tried to buy a balde runner patch on the cheap from ebay. [editline]21st December 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Mega1mpact;52979481]This is pretty cool. Anyone any idea how much shipping to the Netherlands is?[/QUOTE] So if you're referring to the Door Stuckers patch I checked on his automated checkout with a random address and: [t]https://track6.mixtape.moe/vddpbq.PNG[/t] So roughly 4.30 Euro. Sorry it took me a bit to post a reply. [QUOTE=DaBeaver;52979592]Ah damn, wanted to order the door stucker patch but the shipping cost is abysmal.[/QUOTE] As far as patch sellers goes, Crackerpatches is expensive. But he justifies it by saying he's tired of re-sending patches through standard envelopes that get ripped up by his local postal office. I know that doesn't help much, but that's how he says it.
[QUOTE=richard9311;52949546][URL="http://hyperboreanpatchco.bigcartel.com"]Consider it met, patch is live as of now:[/URL] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/zlmubq.jpg[/t] [editline]5th December 2017[/editline] Again, just a fair warning, this is the first patch this guy has run. He has no proven track record, good bad or otherwise, so order at your own risk. I feel confident with his level of community engagement that he is legitimate, and have already ordered one. I'll post an update when I get it if there's anyone sitting on the fence. [/QUOTE] I did receive his arctic ice planet patch, check the picture in the above post with the hat, on the very far right. It's pretty good, and I'm happy with it. Seems like he's legit. Also lego patch guy Hyperborean is promising more patches. Upcoming: [img]https://my.mixtape.moe/ecmamx.png[/img] He knows about making the sky a darker blue, making the octan a bit more red and moving the o up a bit. But still, hype.
Well, uh, that was faster than expected. [t]https://track6.mixtape.moe/ukzhmh.jpg[/t] [URL="http://hyperboreanpatchco.bigcartel.com"]Patches are live![/URL] If you want just Octan check the Town Patches listings, it's a drop down option.
I recognize those Kommandostore patches, still want to buy sneeki breeki one. And Ivan the Remover one too.
Are pins cool? We don't have a thread for them so. [img_thumb]https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/206756993/gold-hermit.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000[/img_thumb] Buying this top pin for me, and the bottom one for GF as a present. [img_thumb]https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/193147576/IMG_1135.JPG.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000[/img_thumb] [editline]24th December 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=badgerhound;52988157]Hi all, just wanted to let you all know that my Christmas patch is now live - I give you.... White Death Christmas! [t]https://i.imgur.com/l9c8dJL.jpg[/t] Available at [URL="https://badgerhoundsupply.com"]https://badgerhoundsupply.com[/URL] Thanks![/QUOTE] Just ordered one of these, good stuff man.
I've ordered my first set of black mesa / half life patches. I'm already hooked. :v: I wish I could get those ACE COMBAT patches, but I guess I'll have to find a custom patch place to do them
[QUOTE=Zarjk;53003080] Just ordered one of these, good stuff man.[/QUOTE] Thank you! Hope you like it.
[QUOTE=badgerhound;53012532]Thank you! Hope you like it.[/QUOTE] Got one as well a while back. Thanks for letting us know about it!
Arctic and octan patches came in. Gave the octan and an extra arctic away before I could snap a pick, but here's the arctic patch: [t]https://track6.mixtape.moe/pvktjj.jpg[/t] Turned out super nice, I really like it. [editline]29th December 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=_Maverick_;53007381]I've ordered my first set of black mesa / half life patches. I'm already hooked. :v: I wish I could get those ACE COMBAT patches, but I guess I'll have to find a custom patch place to do them[/QUOTE] Which black mesa patches did you get? Also I talked to Razgriz Patch Guy, he says he's ordering a complete restock this week, and will have them up no later than the end of January. It might be cheaper just to wait for him to restock.
[QUOTE=richard9311;53013752] Which black mesa patches did you get? Also I talked to Razgriz Patch Guy, he says he's ordering a complete restock this week, and will have them up no later than the end of January. It might be cheaper just to wait for him to restock.[/QUOTE] Since posting that, I have purchased more. (yet to arrive.) This is the HL one I ordered. [t]https://d13z1xw8270sfc.cloudfront.net/origin/428089/1507326421601_20171006_165112.jpg[/t] And these are the ones still being shipped. [t]https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1447/4928/products/IMG_0388_1024x1024.JPG?v=1478307566[/t] [t]https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1447/4928/products/Pkmn_Movie_2000_best_PKMN_movie1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1471814127[/t] [t]https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1447/4928/products/IMG_0011_1024x1024.JPG?v=1487200816[/t] [t]https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/199996621/Merrowed_Goblin_Slayer.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000[/t] :v:
[QUOTE=Steven :D;53013667]Got one as well a while back. Thanks for letting us know about it![/QUOTE] No problem, this is a cozy little thread.
Would be nice if there was a discord or something for this just to easily stay up to date with drops/releases
[QUOTE=richard9311;53013752] Also I talked to Razgriz Patch Guy, he says he's ordering a complete restock this week, and will have them up no later than the end of January. It might be cheaper just to wait for him to restock.[/QUOTE] You're a saint. Time to obsessively watch that page
[QUOTE=Steven :D;53014627]Would be nice if there was a discord or something for this just to easily stay up to date with drops/releases[/QUOTE] All of the patch sellers I post updates and drops for come from the [URL="https://boards.4chan.org/k/catalog#s=patch"]/k/ patch threads.[/URL] There are plenty of facebook and reddit groups that do patches as well, but I mainly stick to monitoring and posting in the /k/ thread. Despite the drama and rampant shitposting, most of the patch designs align with what I'm interested in, and so that's what I buy and post. But as I said there's plenty of other groups out there to watch for releases. As far as a facepunch patch thread discord goes, I'm not really for making one for two reasons. One, this thread doesn't really have the traffic, speed, or posters to maintain the thread itself, let alone a discord. Second, it's a personal opinion, but I believe discords as supplements to already existing groups online kill those groups. I've seen it with two communities I've participated in before- where eventually everyone moves to the discord and the original site and posting community is left abandoned. If you or anyone else would like to make one I wouldn't mind joining it to stay in contact, but my main method of communicating patch related things would continue to be this thread. [QUOTE=capgun;53014841]You're a saint. Time to obsessively watch that page[/QUOTE] Thank you, but it's not like I have a red phone to Razgriz. I just asked the question in the thread and he said "I'll get on that this week. Honest." The end of January estimate is on my end, but if he does order them this week I don't see any reason this wouldn't be the case. I'm just as eager as everyone else to finally pick up more ace combat patches- I need more than just the Razgriz patch! [editline]30th December 2017[/editline] Resident poster and patch maker [URL="https://badgerhoundsupply.com"]Badgerhound[/URL] is currently having an end of the year sale. [t]https://track6.mixtape.moe/qmmsht.png[/t] Sorry Badger for posting this before you, but I didn't want someone to possibly miss a patch because it sold out during the sale, or worse, pick something up today and then be told there was a sale going on.
aw shit, i was eyeing that perkele and the us/rhod patch
[QUOTE=richard9311;53015493] Sorry Badger for posting this before you, but I didn't want someone to possibly miss a patch because it sold out during the sale, or worse, pick something up today and then be told there was a sale going on.[/QUOTE] No worries, thanks for posting it! [QUOTE=elitehakor;53015508]aw shit, i was eyeing that perkele and the us/rhod patch[/QUOTE] Now's the time to get 'em, PERKELE is almost gone. I will restock that one but it might be a while.
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