My Christmas confessional - General

MAN THATS ONE HELL OF A STORY! I loved it! Hell ya got the main job at focus done! Props. Lets see ya do it again eh?

I'm calling lies and slander. I don't know. It just seems like on of those stories that are clicheed upon one too many times.

No..I consider that a Job-Well-Done...Grats...hope you nailed her.

That was mildly amusing.

Not that bad. My dad eats any food, even if my dog has already chewed it. It's disgusting.

That's sick man.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;26899311]Not that bad. My dad eats any food, even if my dog has already chewed it. It's disgusting.[/QUOTE] My step dad eats dog food occasionally... I have beat you in this competition.

That gave me a hearty chuckle.

Couldn't you have just gone to Ralph's and bought a pre-cooked turkey?

Could have just told her you forgot and you'd go into some restaurant. I am sure she wouldn't mind.

That was by far the funniest story i have ever read on facepunch. Thumbs up to you my man i think thats fucking awesome!

Go confess to her and tell her you are sorry. Then shove your penis in her butt.

I paid off my debt to my grandfather. He's happy this christmas that all the work is done.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;26900819]OP maybe you could have just bought another microwave turkey thing[/QUOTE] Microwave instant meals for one aren't exactly the best way to impress ladies.

[QUOTE=Barnhouse;26906308]Microwave instant meals for one aren't exactly the best way to impress ladies.[/QUOTE] He did pass it off as one, though.

[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;26892173]I would like everybody to know that dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans mouths.[/QUOTE] Maybe, the tests that have been done did show more bacterial growth than a sample from a dogs mouth but the bacteria from the dogs mouth may be more potent. [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Barnhouse;26906308]Microwave instant meals for one aren't exactly the best way to impress ladies.[/QUOTE] Do you prefer bin ready meals?

If all goes well, you may consider yourself an extremely lucky man with a great life.

I'm surprised that the girl didn't notice anything, and if nothing happened OP is a genius, congrats :golfclap:

If this is legit and she didn't sick and is willing to get with you and shit don't tell her.

That was slightly amusing.

That was one of the best stories i have ever read.

Smooth sailing. You got by without suffering any consequences so you did good.

Can someone make a TL;DR

[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;26909513]Can someone make a TL;DR[/QUOTE] Girl wants turkey for dinner. Guy forgets dinner arrangements. Grabs Turkey out of Dumpster. Feeds turkey to girl. No serious repercussions.

yet

[QUOTE=Number-41;26910911]yet[/QUOTE] I think after nearly year and no serious illnesses (or any mild ones) suffice as home safe

Well, you tried. At least she didn't get ill or something, then you definitely would have been a dick.

So, did you swoon here with this meal and it was all uphill from there?

What happened with you and the girl?

[QUOTE=See;26900510]Could have just told her you forgot and you'd go into some restaurant. I am sure she wouldn't mind.[/QUOTE] This Seriously man, what the hell..