HiCan: The Ferrari of Beds - General

Are they TRYING to make having a life seem pointless?

[QUOTE=Catdaemon;17535714]The guy in that advert is weeping in the corner after seeing this bed.[/QUOTE] No, he's on the outside of the window. He's gonna jump!

Now all it needs is the capability to drive, and you're set for life. Seriously though, you can probably make this yourself and save thousands.

I laughed at the second video. "Listen Your Music"

[QUOTE=frums;17539426]Now all it needs is the capability to drive, and you're set for life. Seriously though, you can probably make this yourself and save thousands.[/QUOTE] You could probably contract someone who knows how to build something similar to this (like on those home make over shows or whatever) and save thousands.

"The [I]new[/I] high canopy [I]classic.[/I]" Struck me as funny.

What happens if the built in 360 RROD's? (which it probably will)

Sounds boring as fuck to me. It's just a bed.

What are the details on the mattress? I'd like to know if the mattress is just a brick or something that you can sleep on without getting poked by the springs. [QUOTE=biodude94566;17528834]It currently sells for [b]42000 EUROS, or roughly 61600 US DOLLARS. That does not include tax, shipping, or installation, according to the website.[/b][/QUOTE] You could buy a few small cars for that much. It isn't worth it if it costs more than a fucking car.

does this bed have... automatic pillow fluffer?

Holy fucking shit

HiCan't afford it.

[QUOTE=TAU!;17539908]What are the details on the mattress? I'd like to know if the mattress is just a brick or something that you can sleep on without getting poked by the springs.[/QUOTE] If I'm paying $61600, it better come with some fucking space-age memory foam mattress.

Fuck. I could build that for 5000$ why would I spend 60k?

Wow I want to be a spoiled brat! :hurr:

So it costs around 60 thousand dollars just so you can play games, watch tv, and go on the internet? What the fuck. I mean seriously ,thats just overpriced.

It looks like a euthanization chamber [i]Please step into the relaxation chamber and rest, our certified professional will *low pitch* DISPOSE OF YOUR BODY AFTER YOU ARE DEAD[/i]

put wheels on it

I like this bed better. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozcNkM_7kW0&feature=fvw[/media]

Thing needs a tissue/condom dispenser.

[QUOTE=wildwill;17543492]I like this bed better. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozcNkM_7kW0&feature=fvw[/media][/QUOTE] Why would anyone hide a bed for?

That'd be amazing for fucking.

All they need to go is make a hole for your dick to piss in and you're all set

[QUOTE=FFStudios;17544059]All they need to go is make a hole for your dick to piss in and you're all set[/QUOTE] Then it would really be a can... :smug:

Is this also the Macintosh of beds?

[QUOTE=Catdaemon;17535714]The guy in that advert is weeping in the corner after seeing this bed.[/QUOTE] He realized he bought the wrong bed.

Jeez, am I the only one who has slept in the dirt with a steel helmet as a pillow before?

[QUOTE=Touhou;17543607]Why would anyone hide a bed for?[/QUOTE] You could have a girl over watching a movie and maybe start a bit of making out and then hit the remote to make the bed come out! Or then again it could just be a nice space saver.. [img]http://www.zoom-room.com/images/Habersham_closed.gif[/img]

It IS the Ferrari of beds! Over priced and not near as good as people make it out to be.

Having all those electronics encasing your bed while you sleep would be a nightmare. It would give off tons of low-level radiation and not to mention the humming noises.