• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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Guys. I have come to a conclusion. After a long night of intense thinking, I have decided that I'm not gay. I realised the thing I was missing in life: God. Before, I tried filling that void with penises, but I still felt empty inside; After reading parts of the bible I realised that God could fill that void. [B]Homosexuality is wrong and immoral[/B], and god frowns upon the immoral so I made a promise to myself that every day in this thread I will spread the word of god through biblical teachings and help save the corrupt souls in this thread. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/IzN8fBh.jpg"]Jer 29:11: For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.[/URL]
So a friend of mine's little brother just came out the closet on his 18th birthday. That means all 3 of their parents children are gay. My mate is gay, his older sister is a lesbian and his little brother is gay. His parents still believe that it is a choice and they are choosing to rebel against them by being gay. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLES THOUGHT PROCESS.
Oh ROFLBURGER, you sly cad you. Always tickling my funny boner with your jokes and tomfoolery!
[QUOTE=Zeke129;47435265]Not if one of you is really gassy that night[/QUOTE] Then you steal all the blanket.
[QUOTE=greeley;47435585]So a friend of mine's little brother just came out the closet on his 18th birthday. That means all 3 of their parents children are gay. My mate is gay, his older sister is a lesbian and his little brother is gay. His parents still believe that it is a choice and they are choosing to rebel against them by being gay. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLES THOUGHT PROCESS.[/QUOTE] Might want to keep the family line going, thus leading to that kind of reaction out of desperation
[QUOTE=Mallow234;47435790]Might want to keep the family line going, thus leading to that kind of reaction out of desperation[/QUOTE] Oh i completely understand that. But nowadays, "keeping the family line going" is just as easy being gay as it is being straight. Also not to mention that the lesbian sister already has a kid back when she was just bi.
I'm much more of a manhood & torso lover than a butt lover. Although i nice firm booty is pretty enjoyable.
I like me some well kept hair. and dicks
There are people in this world that don't like butts. I'll just let that absolutely terrifying thought sink in.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47435428]Guys. I have come to a conclusion. After a long night of intense thinking, I have decided that I'm not gay. I realised the thing I was missing in life: God. Before, I tried filling that void with penises, but I still felt empty inside; After reading parts of the bible I realised that God could fill that void. [B]Homosexuality is wrong and immoral[/B], and god frowns upon the immoral so I made a promise to myself that every day in this thread I will spread the word of god through biblical teachings and help save the corrupt souls in this thread. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/IzN8fBh.jpg"]Jer 29:11: For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.[/URL][/QUOTE] The best April fools jokes are the ones you can't tell if they're real or not at first.
Oh also a semi-well-groomed beard is HELLA nice.
After careful observation, I realized that smooth clean shave doesn't look goodon me so I'm going from now on for a shadow.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;47433262]Imagine walking down the street and all of a sudden you find someone whose icon on the fetish hud was your face[/QUOTE] I would block out your vision with a massive list
Came home from my night shift and crawled into bed beside my sleeping bf and snugged him till i fell asleep :D Then i slept for too long and woke up like a crack zombie
HA! My little brother thought i was smart, what an adorable misinformed child.
[QUOTE=greeley;47435810]Oh i completely understand that. But nowadays, "keeping the family line going" is just as easy being gay as it is being straight. Also not to mention that the lesbian sister already has a kid back when she was just bi.[/QUOTE] Did she stop identifying as bi?
[QUOTE=Rhenae;47436981]Did she stop identifying as bi?[/QUOTE] I assume so. I think it was more of "i'm ashamed to be fully lesbian so i'll say i'm bi" kind of thing.
I might be getting a job at the local library, they only said they'd "let me know". Shit I don't even read books but it's a hundred meters from my house so hooray.
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;47437020]I might be getting a job at the local library, they only said they'd "let me know". Shit I don't even read books but it's a hundred meters from my house so hooray.[/QUOTE] I hate the "we'll let you know" or "We will be in touch". Its so open ended and no time limit to it at all.
[QUOTE=greeley;47437034]I hate the "we'll let you know" or "We will be in touch". Its so open ended and no time limit to it at all.[/QUOTE] They're hiring bilingual people who know how to use a computer. I fit the profile, plus the fact literally nobody around here speaks fluent English raises my chances of being hired by a lot.
I caught my sister using my toothbrush. GROSS. time for a new toothbrush!
Late to the topic...but ass is the best part of the body despite the fact it looks silly and shoots out poop
[QUOTE=greeley;47435585]So a friend of mine's little brother just came out the closet on his 18th birthday. That means all 3 of their parents children are gay. My mate is gay, his older sister is a lesbian and his little brother is gay. His parents still believe that it is a choice and they are choosing to rebel against them by being gay. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLES THOUGHT PROCESS.[/QUOTE] I'm so glad at least my mother is okay with both my sister and I being gay. Gay family best family
it's snowing again right after all the snow melted april fools
[QUOTE=LuihuLeijona;47438040]it's snowing again right after all the snow melted april fools[/QUOTE] It's supposed to snow tomorrow here as well. I have driving lesson tomorrow :(
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47438090]It's supposed to snow tomorrow here as well. I have driving lesson tomorrow :([/QUOTE] drive safe, ten under the limit and stuff
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47435428]Guys. I have come to a conclusion. After a long night of intense thinking, I have decided that I'm not gay. I realised the thing I was missing in life: God. Before, I tried filling that void with penises, but I still felt empty inside; After reading parts of the bible I realised that God could fill that void. [B]Homosexuality is wrong and immoral[/B], and god frowns upon the immoral so I made a promise to myself that every day in this thread I will spread the word of god through biblical teachings and help save the corrupt souls in this thread. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/IzN8fBh.jpg"]Jer 29:11: For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.[/URL][/QUOTE] I'm not gay no more [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtMVY-uD-0[/media] I am delivert womenwomeneomwoneomeommhmmmfmdfdf
first haircut in nine months [t]http://i.imgur.com/VaU97Z5.jpg[/t]to[t]http://i.imgur.com/1mzW8FP.jpg[/t] [url=http://imgur.com/a/PmiN2#0]selfie spam[/url]
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBYdmEGU8AE6luA.jpg:large[/img] Jesus now protects me on every drive I take :v:
Jesus take the wheel
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