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Oh fug I'm sitting on one right now
[QUOTE=Mallow234;47455371]Oh fug I'm sitting on one right now[/QUOTE]
Time to put on your kevlar pants.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47455379]Time to put on your kevlar pants.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://images.gizmag.com/hero/kevlar_underpants.jpg[/IMG]
Looks surprisingly comfortable
Anything to prevent a rod of steel fellating my anus at high velocities
[QUOTE=Mallow234;47455371]Oh fug I'm sitting on one right now[/QUOTE]
it's incredibly unlikely to happen; not fun to think about regardless but you'd have to have the worst luck ever
just don't bounce too much on your chair
[video=youtube;rbJAT5npMqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJAT5npMqY[/video]
This is horrifying.
Cucumber is good so far I am 2 minutes and 50 seconds in.
[QUOTE=Mallow234;47455386]Anything to prevent a rod of steel fellating my anus at high velocities[/QUOTE]
I see no reason to prevent this.
Only shit explodes. Most chairs have a metalplate that can take the airpressure that blows the cannister up.
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;47455413]I see no reason to prevent this.[/QUOTE]
Do you seriously have a fetish for metalic shrapnels being stuck into flesh of your ass?
Damn dude, that's really... [I]metal~[/I]
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;47455413]I see no reason to prevent this.[/QUOTE]
I'm worried about it going at mach 1
If it was subsonic I'd be up for that
[QUOTE=Mallow234;47455478]I'm worried about it going at mach 1
If it was subsonic I'd be up for that[/QUOTE]
If you aren't exploding from the force of something going in your butt, you aren't having fun.
I think you might be too sensitive if you explode on contact.
[spoiler]That's hot[/spoiler]
[QUOTE=The Genie;47455576]You guys have weird kinks.[/QUOTE]
You don't know the half of it.
[QUOTE]I love taxi services that advertise as operating at all hours, but in reality do not. Oh well. I guess the £30 spent on new train tickets was worth the extra few hours spent with a certain someone~[/QUOTE]
A train AND a 'certain someone'? Getting all flustered now jeez, talk about an amazing day.
It's not every day you get to see trains. Oh, and another person or something.
[QUOTE=kimr120;47455533]I think you might be too sensitive if you explode on contact.
[spoiler]That's hot[/spoiler][/QUOTE]
[sp]
[QUOTE=The Genie;47455661]The certain someone was simply just an excuse for me to spend 5 hours on uncomfortable train rides with changes at every other station, where I had to wait an hour for my next train in the freezing cold. As you can see, I'm very masochistic.[/QUOTE]
I knew it.
You can't get anymore masochistic than willingly walking home while drunk
[QUOTE=The Genie;47455576]You guys have weird kinks.
I love taxi services that advertise as operating at all hours, but in reality do not. Oh well. I guess the £30 spent on new train tickets was worth the extra few hours spent with a certain someone~[/QUOTE]
I wish driving was cheaper here, wouldn't have to rely on inconvenient public transportation or worry about the weather.
ye filling up a car is fucking expensive. I guess UK got about the same prices. Costs 14SEK per liter petrol here which is about 1,08 GPB.
Probably gonna be cheaper when I get into plumbing and get a company car. The most expensive part of fuel-costs is driving from and to work.
Kinda funny I'm getting into plumbing and being gay.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47455950]I wish driving was cheaper here, wouldn't have to rely on inconvenient public transportation or worry about the weather.[/QUOTE]
i bit the bullet this semester and bought a parking permit so i could drive to uni. it's so much better. i don't have to rely on the bus schedule for when i want to leave or go to campus and i don't have to stand in the rain or cold waiting for a bus
[QUOTE=The Genie;47456002]
There's nothing more depressing than hearing that faint sound of the bus driving off in the distance.[/QUOTE]
even better when the bus is really late, so you start walking thinking you missed it but it ends up passing you a few minutes later
No communication with girlfriend for almost a week since she decided we need to "take a break".
And she's not super busy, since she's updating her tumblr and facebook and all that. And talking to other people.
Are we done? :c
[editline]4th April 2015[/editline]
We've been dating for a year and she just started acting like this a couple weeks ago.
I feel like I've done something wrong even though she adamantly said that I didn't
You should see friends. Ross knows the deal.
[QUOTE=LuihuLeijona;47455392]it's incredibly unlikely to happen; not fun to think about regardless but you'd have to have the worst luck ever
just don't bounce too much on your chair[/QUOTE]
but that's the best part
[editline]4th April 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;47455488]If you aren't exploding from the force of something going in your butt, you aren't having fun.[/QUOTE]
can confirm
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47455950]I wish driving was cheaper here, wouldn't have to rely on inconvenient public transportation or worry about the weather.[/QUOTE]It's ridiculous how much you can easily spend on transportation a month even in the US. I spend $800/month on a car, insurance, and gas.
But it sure beats public transportation which I had to take for almost a year.
Today I made tiramisù for the first time.
Then I come back to see this:
[IMG]https://och.re/ja4PSfqCIC.jpeg[/IMG]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want Grand Theft Auto V more than anything, but probably won't be getting it until after I build a better PC.
Guess I'll just replay San Andreas for the millionth time. Not even complaining.
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;47456566]Today I made tiramisù for the first time.
Then I come back to see this:
[IMG]https://och.re/ja4PSfqCIC.jpeg[/IMG]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE]
oooo you lucky duck
preorders have been horrendous in the past two years
not buying into the hype until it's been out for a day or two and i see videos of the hilarities i'm missing out on
also vinny vinesauce will be playing the pc version online so
[QUOTE=TehWhale;47456416]It's ridiculous how much you can easily spend on transportation a month even in the US. I spend $800/month on a car, insurance, and gas.
But it sure beats public transportation which I had to take for almost a year.[/QUOTE]
You're also driving a big BMW, of course it'll be expensive.
[editline]4th April 2015[/editline]
Just got a phone with LTE and now its internet is faster than my home internet, lol.
I wanted to make a curry, but found out we have no chicken in the freezer. ;-;
[QUOTE=Reagy;47457248]I wanted to make a curry, but found out we have no chicken in the freezer. ;-;[/QUOTE]
#britishproblems
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