• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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batmoutarde/batretard/batman, why you always gotta criticize people? one of these days, POW, right to the moon!
At least I don't link rickroll on my profile in 2015
its a really good song what if he likes it???
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46962587]i think batmordes belief is "if i can't like it then no one else can"[/QUOTE] Not really but that's still better than just hugboxing all day
Y'know what I like the least about winter? All of the apples get super expensive
Having to drive through snow and ice is pretty shit too.
what does that say about me when i discover music i like through dumb memes [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI[/media] i watched one of those ~ironic~ mlg videos and i found this surprisingly good song
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46961803]How does someone hardly like eating Like do you get hungry and just go "ugh not again"[/QUOTE] Sounds like me cooking for dinner.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;46962947]Sounds like me cooking for dinner.[/QUOTE] Man what are you talking about, cooking's great! Especially the times where you make oriental cuisine and rub your eyes with chilli.
The best you can do is remind me that it's 2015 and I still have rick rolling as my about me section. Why are you so obsessed with me? lol
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46962964]Man what are you talking about, cooking's great! Especially the times where you make oriental cuisine and rub your eyes with chilli.[/QUOTE] It would be nice if I knew how to cook is my point, nobody ever taught me and I don't the ingredients to cook.
the only thing i know how to make is pasta and fries you would have to be trying to make really bad pasta or fries
i really want to learn how to cook. Gordon Ramsay's recipes are amazing. [video=youtube;PUP7U5vTMM0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0[/video]
The best way is to start with simple dishes. Like pancakes which is ridiculously easy to do, then move over to stuff like meat and potatoes. It takes time but everyone need to eat at least 3 times a day including small meals like a simple sandwich in the middle of the night so just get to it and you'll learn.
my specialty is microwaved chicken nuggets and mozzarella sticks
I like to pretend I picked up some skills from my grandpa, Le Chef, I made this a while back [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YYYp2oo.jpg[/IMG] EDIT: I don't like how big this is :(
use [t] tags, if you think it's too big personally i don't give a fuck how big it is as long as it's not longer than 1000p
oh okay, i'm still learning lol. i've only been truly active on here for a couple of days after lurking ghostly for 3 years lol
If your picture is over 1000x1000 then I will be a bit mad but I should probably stop using this fucking 8 year old hyundai.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;46963234] if you think it's too big[/QUOTE] hahahah like a cock
Nothing is too big, a challenge is just good.
i love u guys
-who didn't get the joke? me-
I really wish I could hang out with someone tonight who is friends with just me and doesn't know or isn't meaningfully involved with anyone else I know. I want someone I can have as my best friend to decompress with, watch a funny movie with and have a shoulder I can lean on in times like this. Stuff I used to be able to do when I felt down, and now that I feel the worst I ever have been I can't Its funny, I feel more alone now with a decent sized friend group that has been turned toxic or that I can't be open with than I did when I was actually truly alone.
Well it should be fairly obvious that no cook is born with recipes nor the skills to cook out of the womb, from my personal experience, I was always fascinated when my parents were cooking, so I was always watching and asking how they did it, and now I pretty much got all the simple things over with and can do simple dishes, but I assume if you're just getting started that yeah you're gonna obviously read up a little and you might burn the rice the first time but it's about getting used to. And recently I've been shuffling through cook books to see if there's anything new I wanna try or maybe something that looks real tasty. And also there's nothing wrong with keeping it simple! Nothing like a medium-rare steak and some waffle fries with BBQ sauce, yum. However, I am really shit at baking. :v: Cooking is such a fun and useful thing to learn. [editline]19th January 2015[/editline] What I need to still learn to make is pebre, it's fairly simple but I need to ask my dad cause holy hell he makes it the best, it's a Chilean salsa often used for bread, but hnng it's the best thing for steak.
I love cooking. I've done it for ages now, since I was a little guy in the kitchen with my mom. I'm pretty good at spicy foods - paella, jambalaya, etc and I've come up with my own blends of spices for those. Right now I hover with a mix of paprika, garlic, onion powder and onions, coriander seed, chili powder and this cajun seasoning I found in the store about 6 months ago. I'm also decent at making steak, thanks to my dad and cast iron. I like to serve it with a mix of potato, green beans and carrots in butter, garlic and a bit of salt. Shit's good. Me and my dad love to smoke meats and barbecue as well. He's trying to make his own sauce, dunno how he's doing on that tho. We got smoking down and right now we like using maple and cherry chips. Grilling is for the weak and undevoted. I used to be able to make sushi but I've since lost the ways of the cutting and now I botch it after I roll it, so I've stopped trying really. I want to get into baking, we used to make our own bread but I haven't for a while.
[QUOTE=KorJax;46963704]I really wish I could hang out with someone tonight who is friends with just me and doesn't know or isn't meaningfully involved with anyone else I know. I want someone I can have as my best friend to decompress with, watch a funny movie with and have a shoulder I can lean on in times like this. Stuff I used to be able to do when I felt down, and now that I feel the worst I ever have been I can't Its funny, I feel more alone now with a decent sized friend group that has been turned toxic or that I can't be open with than I did when I was actually truly alone.[/QUOTE] Jax, yo man, you wanna talk about it bud? We can totally open up about shit [I think?] on here. So let us have it bro!
as for shitty unhealthy foods I'm a champion at that. My mom found this recipe that we've improved upon that's basically sausage cooked in a pan, then mixed in with a block of velveeta until it's basically cheesy sausage.. slop... and then slapped on Hawaiian rolls. Occasionally we make cake balls, but we haven't in a while.
[QUOTE=KorJax;46963704]I really wish I could hang out with someone tonight who is friends with just me and doesn't know or isn't meaningfully involved with anyone else I know. I want someone I can have as my best friend to decompress with, watch a funny movie with and have a shoulder I can lean on in times like this. Stuff I used to be able to do when I felt down, and now that I feel the worst I ever have been I can't Its funny, I feel more alone now with a decent sized friend group that has been turned toxic or that I can't be open with than I did when I was actually truly alone.[/QUOTE] Is this because of your ex?
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46961803]How does someone hardly like eating Like do you get hungry and just go "ugh not again"[/QUOTE] I'm actually exactly like this.
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