• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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How could you deal with spiders I literally become frozen in fear
Why is it called [I]cock[/I]roach?
[QUOTE=kimr120;47544686]Why is it called [I]cock[/I]roach?[/QUOTE] Because they're crossbred with Roosters. Duh. Also, feel that my avatar is relevant.
Spiders are bros, don't kill them. They eat other little bugs so they're pretty nice. Only bugs I kill regularily are mosquitoes that attempt to bite me, and fruit flies by setting up apple cider vinegar trap. Fruit flies are harmless but in the summer if there are a lot of them, they actually piss me off really damn bad.
Good thing I don't need to worry about insects because I don't go outside.
Wasp and yellowjacket season is coming.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;47544816]Good thing I don't need to worry about insects because I don't go outside.[/QUOTE] Good thing you don't live in a place where the insects come to you.
spiders are cool until you lose eye contact with them and you can't find them so you spend the entire time freaking out until you find it again and kill it
Like when you see a spider go under your bed just before you want to sleep.
it's a good thing i sprayed the perimeter of my room with bug repellent because of an ant infestation no bugs will get into my room now :~)
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47545707]Like when you see a spider go under your bed just before you want to sleep.[/QUOTE] There is nothing more terrifying than being shocked awake because some huge spider landed on your neck and crawled off the side of the bed in the middle of the night. I don't think I slept again that night. [editline]17th April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Xieneus;47544905]Wasp and yellowjacket season is coming.[/QUOTE] My whole town is clouded with huge dumblebees and wasps flying everywhere. They even fly into traffic to find flowers among all the bright colored cars on the road. The bumble bees here will fly right up to your face and stare at you. They're getting ballsy this summer.
So, I met this girl at the farm, we introduced ourselves and I worked with her for the day. We had fun talks and laughed at each other's jokes, and then when I asked her what she does besides this. "Oh, just you know, at home, play video games. I'm getting a PS4 soon and Bloodborne, it looks sick. Recently completed GTA V too." My heart is fluttering, help. We traded numbers and she actually lives close-by. Have I been living gay lies, gay chat? :v:
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;47545994]So, I met this girl at the farm, we introduced ourselves and I worked with her for the day. We had fun talks and laughed at each other's jokes, and then when I asked her what she does besides this. "Oh, just you know, at home, play video games. I'm getting a PS4 soon and Bloodborne, it looks sick. Recently completed GTA V too." My heart is fluttering, help. We traded numbers and she actually lives close-by. Have I been living gay lies, gay chat? :v:[/QUOTE] Turn in your ID card, you're done here.
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;47545994]So, I met this girl at the farm, we introduced ourselves and I worked with her for the day. We had fun talks and laughed at each other's jokes, and then when I asked her what she does besides this. "Oh, just you know, at home, play video games. I'm getting a PS4 soon and Bloodborne, it looks sick. Recently completed GTA V too." My heart is fluttering, help. We traded numbers and she actually lives close-by. Have I been living gay lies, gay chat? :v:[/QUOTE] is her name margaret :V good luck with her duder
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;47545994]So, I met this girl at the farm, we introduced ourselves and I worked with her for the day. We had fun talks and laughed at each other's jokes, and then when I asked her what she does besides this. "Oh, just you know, at home, play video games. I'm getting a PS4 soon and Bloodborne, it looks sick. Recently completed GTA V too." My heart is fluttering, help. We traded numbers and she actually lives close-by. Have I been living gay lies, gay chat? :v:[/QUOTE] You can date a girl and still be bi, lol. Congrats dude, I just had the same feelings with another dude.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47546863]You can date a girl and still be bi, lol. Congrats dude, I just had the same feelings with another dude.[/QUOTE] Being on the fence is for losers B) But yeah nah I'm gonna be seeing a lot more of her, whether or not it becomes a thing eH
Why be on the fence when you can have sex with it
I had a dream last night that I made a terrible post on here. I woke up worried, but then realized it didn't matter since I have already done that 20,000 times before.
Any of y'all going to Anime Central? I'd love to spend a week in Chicago, and go to an anime convention when I'm there.
I just went to this convention thing near where I live called Supa Nova. It was pretty ridiculously expensive. I went wearing really formal clothing people thought I was cosplaying probably. Then I went around and surveyed a bunch of people it was quite enjoyable. Got lots of good responses. Very promising.
I am now officially a member of the WW2 Historical Reenactment Society
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;47545994]So, I met this girl at the farm, we introduced ourselves and I worked with her for the day. We had fun talks and laughed at each other's jokes, and then when I asked her what she does besides this. "Oh, just you know, at home, play video games. I'm getting a PS4 soon and Bloodborne, it looks sick. Recently completed GTA V too." My heart is fluttering, help. We traded numbers and she actually lives close-by. Have I been living gay lies, gay chat? :v:[/QUOTE] You are a traitor and a part of the straight alliance.
I'm going down as a gay martyr.
Do you drop a grenade after you go straight?
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;47551994]I'm going down as a gay martyr.[/QUOTE] I for one salute you, oh previous gay one.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47552099]Do you drop a grenade after you go straight?[/QUOTE] Your anus shuts down and your prostate disappears. R.I.P
Snip, PM. People can't take a joke.
No one cares it just looks like backpedalling at this point just let it go
Let it go is actually a good song
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47552551]No one cares it just looks like backpedalling at this point just let it go[/QUOTE] Well I was trying to make people realise my true intent, so they're not thinking I was purposefully trying to be a dick. [editline]18th April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47552614]Let it go is actually a good song[/QUOTE] Are you gay or what.
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