[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;47569241]Pff, scrubs.
Media best subject in school.
All day computers,[/QUOTE]
Arts and media is like shooting yourself in the foot.
Wait, shit I like photo. Does that mean I have a hole in my foot?
I shot myself in the foot and I enjoyed the pain.
Better than those scrubs that willingly did Business studies hahaha.
[QUOTE=Gray001;47568015]Depressed. Icecream didn't help. God save us.[/QUOTE]
this post just triggered me into really wanting ice cream
I've never been much for ice cream myself. Occasionally it's nice but I just don't really ever look forward to having it.
Me and my BF ran to the shop for a jar of mayonnaise, and i didnt want the two of us getting just mayonaisse at the checkout so i got two microwave pizzas to make it all okay.
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=MosIPos;47569776]I've never been much for ice cream myself. Occasionally it's nice but I just don't really ever look forward to having it.[/QUOTE]
ugh
2 guys 1 jar
[QUOTE=Gray001;47568015]Depressed. Icecream didn't help. God save us.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/druvBKV.jpg[/img]
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
I need some ice cream now
pizza is all you need
I had some chicago-town mini-pizzas earlier, pepperoni with some BBQ sauce.
Literally mouth sex.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90[/media]
or make out with the pizza
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;47570264]or make out with the pizza[/QUOTE]
I'd give BJ to pizza anytime.
I just ate a pizza
vore gross
I once only ate pizza for a weekend it was horrible I never want pizza again
[QUOTE=elitehakor;47570349]I once only ate pizza for a weekend it was horrible I never want pizza again[/QUOTE]
:'(
[QUOTE=elitehakor;47570349]I once only ate pizza for a weekend it was horrible I never want pizza again[/QUOTE]
You are not hardened enough
wasnt even good pizza too it was plain cheese since my parents are pretty anal about dietary restrictions (they're muslim)
anybody knows where the avatar creation thread is?
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47570991]its really weird but i really wanna get tased
like, you see all those videos of people just withstanding that shit where its still a good hit and its nearly impossible to gauge exactly whats happening to them
i just wanna experience the feeling of getting tased and i dont think i ever will, because im p sure i cant just get tased by a cop legally[/QUOTE]
Stick yourself with two fishhooks, then grab a knife and stick it in an electrical socket, that should simulate it fairly well.
also comes with the added experience of dying
mom: boys or gurls
me: wtf youve been asking for years goddamn ok fine BOYS
now she's trying to convince me to fuck a gal to be sure
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
just showed my mom a dildo to make her shut up
[QUOTE=bitches;47571153]mom: boys or gurls
me: wtf youve been asking for years goddamn ok fine BOYS
now she's trying to convince me to fuck a gal to be sure
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
just showed my mom a dildo to make her shut up[/QUOTE]
Well, no more sure way to prove it I suppose. :v:
[QUOTE=bitches;47571153]mom: boys or gurls
me: wtf youve been asking for years goddamn ok fine BOYS
now she's trying to convince me to fuck a gal to be sure
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
just showed my mom a dildo to make her shut up[/QUOTE]
It's good to see that your mom is okay with it.
[QUOTE=kimr120;47571295]It's good to see that your mom is okay with it.[/QUOTE]
she was like BUT THAT HURTS so i was like no mom i cum from just it
[QUOTE=bitches;47571324]she was like BUT THAT HURTS so i was like no mom i cum from just it[/QUOTE]
Inb4 "can I borrow it?"
[QUOTE=bitches;47571153]mom: boys or gurls
me: wtf youve been asking for years goddamn ok fine BOYS
now she's trying to convince me to fuck a gal to be sure
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
just showed my mom a dildo to make her shut up[/QUOTE]
"a" dildo
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47571342]"a" dildo[/QUOTE]
i picked the most human looking one
[QUOTE=bitches;47571416]i picked the most human looking one[/QUOTE]
Your own?
[QUOTE=kimr120;47571463]Your own?[/QUOTE]
No, dude. He probably borrowed it from his dad.
Shipping isn't that discrete about toys. I had a package that said "Personal Vibrator" as the delivery item. My mother saw it and she gave me a look. I made up a story about how it was a thing for my back my back muscles are tight as fuck. I'm not sure if she believed it but that was about a year ago. I keep forgetting to throw out my toys. I don't even use them and they're a risk.
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