• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47571600]Shipping isn't that discrete about toys. I had a package that said "Personal Vibrator" as the delivery item. My mother saw it and she gave me a look. I made up a story about how it was a thing for my back my back muscles are tight as fuck. I'm not sure if she believed it but that was about a year ago. I keep forgetting to throw out my toys. I don't even use them and they're a risk.[/QUOTE] Sometimes it's good to plan ahead.
[QUOTE=bitches;47571324]she was like BUT THAT HURTS so i was like no mom i cum from just it[/QUOTE] Standard conversation with a parent, to be sure.
[QUOTE=kimr120;47571616]Sometimes it's good to plan ahead.[/QUOTE] I do plan ahead. It was my second one, the first one went without a hitch but the second came early so I was surprised when it came in the mail. Unless she's really fucking dumb then she didn't believe it. The lie was that "I'm getting a collectors edition video game in the mail." Luckily it's really tiny so it's not like "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck my son just bought a massive dildo"
be more crafty order toys around november and early december and say it's gifts for people/them and that they can't look
well im not going to be getting anything anytime soon sooooooo
[QUOTE=bitches;47571656]be more crafty order toys around november and early december and say it's gifts for people/them and that they can't look[/QUOTE] christmas timeeee is once a yeaaaaar horse cooocks and dicks of deeeer
Here packages are sent to stores in your vicinity so I went and picked it up when nobody was around anyway. I don't think the people in the postbox thingy realized what I was getting despite it being fairly obvious from just touching the package.
Any parcel I have ordered has come in a small black wrap they put over the box itself unless it's something delivered by the royal mail. [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] Hides the item description and the delivery address is just written on it with a sticky note thing. [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] Fuck customs charging me shit for what I order from overseas. AFSADFASDF >:C
I collect military gear so I can usually say any parcels I receive are to do with that. But I'm trying to think of a phallic shaped piece of military gear atm incase the thing I just ordered arrives a plastic bag or something.
Gitmo Special Edition colon inspector
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47570991]its really weird but i really wanna get tased like, you see all those videos of people just withstanding that shit where its still a good hit and its nearly impossible to gauge exactly whats happening to them i just wanna experience the feeling of getting tased and i dont think i ever will, because im p sure i cant just get tased by a cop legally[/QUOTE] In America at least (from what I've heard, I may be wrong), in order to be able to carry a taser on you need to be tased as a part of the course beforehand to see what it feels like. I think. Maybe.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;47572113]Any parcel I have ordered has come in a small black wrap they put over the box itself unless it's something delivered by the royal mail. [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] Hides the item description and the delivery address is just written on it with a sticky note thing. [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] Fuck customs charging me shit for what I order from overseas. AFSADFASDF >:C[/QUOTE] I always like it when you order form a chineese reseller on ebay or something and they mark the package as "sample" or "gift".
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47571600]Shipping isn't that discrete about toys. I had a package that said "Personal Vibrator" as the delivery item. My mother saw it and she gave me a look. I made up a story about how it was a thing for my back my back muscles are tight as fuck. I'm not sure if she believed it but that was about a year ago. I keep forgetting to throw out my toys. I don't even use them and they're a risk.[/QUOTE] Can't you just request that they require a signature upon delivery so nobody except you can pick it up even if it's sent to a shared mailbox?
idk I didn't see it was an option. It was free shipping, I believe. Took 4-6 weeks or something.
great you guys are making me want to order a dildo :\
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;47572780]great you guys are making me want to order a dildo :\[/QUOTE] Just do it, selfmade toys aren't as good.
just get some pvc piping and some jello and you're golden
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47572784]Just do it, selfmade toys aren't as good.[/QUOTE] Oi now don't go dissin' the good ol' water bottle filled with rubber cement
baguette and butter fuck and snack
the butter gives my butt pimples tho [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] and im gluten free
dude HOT grab the cheeks and all the juices come out FREE LUBE
Baguettes get all like crumbs everywhere though.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47572784]Just do it, selfmade toys aren't as good.[/QUOTE] I've literally never used anything except my fingers, and it feels amaaaaaaaaaaaazing....
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;47572858]I've literally never used anything except my fingers, and it feels amaaaaaaaaaaaazing....[/QUOTE] If fingers feel amazing, imagine what a proper dildo will do Or a vibrating (+ inflating) buttplug
wtf [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] you're all gross
[QUOTE=elitehakor;47572902]wtf [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] you're all gross[/QUOTE] Quite, but then again it varies from perspective.
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;47572225]In America at least (from what I've heard, I may be wrong), in order to be able to carry a taser on you need to be tased as a part of the course beforehand to see what it feels like. I think. Maybe.[/QUOTE] To start, weapon laws in the US vary from state to state (For example: No civilian can posses a taser in the commonwealth of Massachusetts). And no, in weapon courses they teach you things such as safety and maintenance, sometimes target shooting if the particular class involves that. However you're not expected to take a hit in order to obtain something like that.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47572861] Or a vibrating (+ inflating) buttplug[/QUOTE] And then it pops
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47572832]the butter gives my butt pimples tho [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] and im gluten free[/QUOTE] sounds like you have a chronic case of butterbutt [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Bordellimies;47572861]If fingers feel amazing, imagine what a proper dildo will do Or a vibrating (+ inflating) buttplug[/QUOTE] an inflating buttplug wat
Interesting day. I went to my course because the weather wasn't too bad. Still raining but not as heavy. I have a cold though but I thought a bit of distraction might make me feel better. My train was delayed thanks to the storms. I eventually got to my course where it was pelting down with rain. Accentuated by the hole in my shoe I didn't realize was there. Then I put my foot in a puddle and slightly twisted my ankle, soaking my other shoe. Tired, sick, wet and cold, I got to my course and the teacher didn't show up so I had to catch the train all the way back home. Naturally I missed the express by a minute because I had to pee, then had to wait in the rain and cold for the all stations train.
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