[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47572841]dude HOT
grab the cheeks and all the juices come out FREE LUBE[/QUOTE]
Thank you for that lovely mental image that'll no doubt stick around for days
I don't know what you're talking about it made me horny and hungry. Horngry
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;47573156]
an inflating buttplug
wat[/QUOTE]
It's like the Nike pump shoes but for your butt
Sex scenes in movies: oh so romantic and clean, sexy and sweaty.
Sex in real life: ...goddamit I can't find the paper towels!
[QUOTE=elitehakor;47572902]wtf
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
you're all gross[/QUOTE]
Well this is the gay chat thread...
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;47573339]Sex scenes in movies: oh so romantic and clean, sexy and sweaty.
Sex in real life: ...goddamit I can't find the paper towels![/QUOTE]
At least you use paper towels. I hate being rationed toilet paper to deal with stuff. Surely they have something better in their house? Not something that sticks to me and crumbles all over me.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;47573339]Sex scenes in movies: oh so romantic and clean, sexy and sweaty.
Sex in real life: ...goddamit I can't find the paper towels![/QUOTE]
Sex scenes in movies: oh so romantic and clean, sexy and sweaty.
Sex in real life: 30 years for him to find your asshole; he poops on your dong; out of lube; etc
i don't want to be gay anymore if that happens
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47573534]i don't want to be gay anymore if that happens[/QUOTE]
Yes lack of lube can be traumatic. Give yourself a hug though, you'll be prepared next time.
can someone give me $40
i'll loosen up the next time you guys see me
[QUOTE=elitehakor;47572902]wtf
[editline]21st April 2015[/editline]
you're all gross[/QUOTE]
Did you forget that gays stick their penises in the pooper?
Savages.
Someone stuck this up in the train station toilets too.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9IkpSJT.jpg[/IMG]
It raises a good argument. Quimby 2015.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47573614]can someone give me $40
i'll loosen up the next time you guys see me[/QUOTE]
I just spat out my drink
I just made advanced mustard out of normal mustard and sweet chilli sauce and cheese and assorted herbs and mayonnaise. I forgot to put olives in.
Then I combined it with spinach and rice and eggs.
Delicious.
I got proper mayonnaise for the first time. It was something very different.
I have invented Advanced Mustard On Rice Spinach and Eggs
AMORSE
Which almost looks a lot like remorse! But it isn't!
[editline]22nd April 2015[/editline]
ahhh edit mergey thing
That sounds so delicious it would almost be heretic to not try it.
Frankly, it sounds scary to me.
I think it needs more green vegetables. Or any vegetable really.
[editline]22nd April 2015[/editline]
Also I didn't use the cheap mustard I used the fancy stuff that has raw mustard seeds in it. And a blender.
mustard is gross
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47574524]mustard is gross[/QUOTE]
A steak with sauce that is made with mustard is amazing tho.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47574524]mustard is gross[/QUOTE]
mustard is great if you know on which food to use it
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;47574556]mustard is great if you know on which food to use it[/QUOTE]
It's amazing with Ćevapi and other BBQ food, but the kajmak is better for Ćevapi than mustard tho.
Hmph. How do you get over jealousy of other people's perfect lives other than telling yourself how wonderful you are and getting on with making your life better rather than worrying about what other people are doing and how behing the scenes their life may not be all that flash?
That's pretty much all you can right? It is just so hard because I came uncomfortably close to being involved in this persons life (which isn't really all that close at all). But now I am just slowly shredding my own life and I'm using this person as an excuse for doing it despite going pretty hard on the above stuff.
Like currently my latest achievement in my life is actually making and eating relatively good food for myself. Otherwise I am completely unsatisfied.
I hate tomato sauce, BBQ sauce, mustard and any other sauce for that matter apart from Garlic and Mayo.
That's picky.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47574592]That's picky.[/QUOTE]
I know, its horrible, the thing is, i used to like all of them and then something happened, no idea what though.
Cheap mustard is awful, the proper stuff is great though.
[QUOTE=greeley;47574596]I know, its horrible, the thing is, i used to like all of them and then something happened, no idea what though.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you have eaten something with the mustard/whatever it was and you were heavily sick by it and it's probably the reason you hate those things now.
Ew mustard.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47574578]Like currently my latest achievement in my life is actually making and eating relatively good food for myself.[/QUOTE]
Hold onto that. Nothing is greater.
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