• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;46984756]Like, just walk in to a pharmacy, look for a "douche" and pay without making eye contact with the cashier? I've never even bought condoms before, this should be an adventure.[/QUOTE] Dude, there are people in the world that buy weirder shit that make cashiers double check. A dude getting condoms and a douche is not that bad.
You can buy a douche online for like $5. Just squirt a bit of water up there (you don't need much at all) and you're good to go. Every sex store sells them too. [t]http://i.imgur.com/kHlsCRQ.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46984782]p much. Or find a close alternative like the ear wax douches. [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31cQsASLeRL._SX300_.jpg[/img] [editline]22nd January 2015[/editline] Also I don't see the embarrassment in buying condoms, the most is probably that people in line and cashier will think "HE'S GETTING SUM FUQ"[/QUOTE] i used to think the same way as others when buying condoms, like it was embarressing. But then i just realized a few things on a few levels. 1. The employees give no fucks and probably don't even pay attention to what you buy usually. 2. people buy worse things 3. they're condoms and if anything if you're that worried about being noticed, it says 'yo bro im getting some' not 'im buying these to put in a drawer for a few years on the off chance i have sex because in the few seconds you've interacted with me you must know everything about me' That and i tend to buy items in weird combination. Like i remember once buying a frozen pizza, nasal spray, a twix bar, iced tea, condoms, deodorant and a magazine with coffee recipes all on one trip to a drug store at 4 am.
[QUOTE=Viva;46984889] That and i tend to buy items in weird combination. Like i remember once buying a frozen pizza, nasal spray, a twix bar, iced tea, condoms, deodorant and a magazine with coffee recipes all on one trip to a drug store at 4 am.[/QUOTE] I bought a six pack of VHS tapes and a Bluray movie once. Then again it was Walmart so nobody gives a fuck.
oh man if i go to walmart combinations are even fucking weirder. That and i would go to walmart late at night/early morning like 3-4 am cause it was dead, i could do things at my own pace, and enjoy the weirdos that shop there that early/late. Then one day i realized im one of those weirdos and have full fledged conversations with myself while shopping if no ones immediately near me. But i live it up when i go to walmart cause im there so infrequently and instead mostly go to drug stores which are more costly.
You want a weird combo to freak a Cashier out? Condoms + Diapers. BOOM!
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46985070]You want a weird combo to freak a Cashier out? Condoms + Diapers. BOOM![/QUOTE] not really
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46985070]You want a weird combo to freak a Cashier out? Condoms + Diapers. BOOM![/QUOTE] People who have had a kid still have sex.
Condom mix pack, sailor's rope, dog biscuits and a batch of vanilla ice cream. They know you into some kinky shit.
This reminds me of a game I thought up You and your friends have to write a small shopping list with like, two to 5 items on it. Then everyone randomly swaps shopping lists and has to buy whatever's on the list they get The goal is to make it as awkward as possible for whoever gets yours :v:
I can lower that to 3 items -Animal documentary -Lube -Tissues
- Backpack - Pressure cooker - Nails - Quran
-disposable camera -'natural male enhancement supplement' - cottage cheese - 2 cucumbers - 1 tube of lipstick
-flower bouquet -'get well' postcard -9mm subsonic ammunition
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46985543]-chocolates -"im sorry" card -a tissue box[/QUOTE] and a microwave dinner for one, with a bottle of cheap scotch
I had a dude walk in at 3 am buy a jar of pickles and a box of condoms
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46985557]I had a dude walk in at 3 am buy a jar of pickles and a box of condoms[/QUOTE] "just another friday night"
My school has tons of free condoms laying about in like every clubroom. Even doctor's offices will have them in baskets on their desks. Some students also started a condom delivery service for if it's late and you can't go to a store to get one.
God im so poor atm. I have no much money going out and barely anything coming in even though im working. Now that my car insurance is running out aswell it's going to be a nightmare having that extra £79 a month go out my account.
No matter how many times I make candles, I never remember to keep my phone in my pocket until I've washed my hands and the screen ends up covered in wax.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;46985406]This reminds me of a game I thought up You and your friends have to write a small shopping list with like, two to 5 items on it. Then everyone randomly swaps shopping lists and has to buy whatever's on the list they get The goal is to make it as awkward as possible for whoever gets yours :v:[/QUOTE] The classic is a pregnancy test & coat hanger. Friend of mine told me about this game he played called 'poop roulette', wherein you and your friends each eat a whole packet of some sugar free chewing gum/some other thing with risk of laxative effect. Whoever needs to shit first loses.
[QUOTE=Teto;46986521]The classic is a pregnancy test & coat hanger. Friend of mine told me about this game he played called 'poop roulette', wherein you and your friends each eat a whole packet of some sugar free chewing gum/some other thing with risk of laxative effect. Whoever needs to shit first loses.[/QUOTE] hahah i did this before. I bought a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some vaseline and whipped cream. The look on their face was priceless. The funny thing was, 3/4 of them i actually needed.
[QUOTE=greeley;46986551]hahah i did this before. I bought a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some vaseline and whipped cream. The look on their face was priceless. The funny thing was, 3/4 of them i actually needed.[/QUOTE] I would ask which one you didn't actually need, but that would ruin the fun of the mystery.
[QUOTE=Teto;46986787]I would ask which one you didn't actually need, but that would ruin the fun of the mystery.[/QUOTE] funnily enough it was the condoms. But i gave them to my mate as a gag gift because his girlfriend never gives him sex.
He should try dating dudes, those people are always horny.
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I have literally never heard a guy in a gay relationship complaining that he doesn't have enough sex.
True that.
Well, physical in-person relationship.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46986960]I have literally never heard a guy in a gay relationship complaining that he doesn't have enough sex.[/QUOTE] You obviously didn't read half of my posts in the previous Gay Chat thread before it was closed then hahaha.
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