[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;46984756]Like, just walk in to a pharmacy, look for a "douche" and pay without making eye contact with the cashier?
I've never even bought condoms before, this should be an adventure.[/QUOTE]
You can literally douche with tap water if your water isn't shit. I have a small water bottle I use.
Think of your other end as basically the same type of thing as your mouth. Whatever goes in there it will absorb a little bit of, and the rest you just push back out (into the toilet). You really don't have to worry about making it super clean with some kind of special antiseptic fluids and some fancy device unless you are doing it for medical reasons. You also don't need a lot, just enough to clean out the cavity.
In addition, Imodium AD is like cheat pills for anal sex. Pop one or two small pills 30min-1hr before you anticipate fun and it slows down your bowels enough to prevent a bad time. Totally unnecessary if you aren't the kind of person who needs to take a shit too much or who doesn't eat much (your diet is a big factor too), but for someone like me who has a very very active digestive tract and who is on a bulking diet it helps a ton. I'd love to be like my friend who hardly ever has to have a bowel movement and never has gas, but my body just doesn't work like that. Alternatively have TONS of fiber, but honestly I found fiber suppliments to not only cost a lot more but alter my diet too much in other areas for me to want to bother with.
[QUOTE=KorJax;46987555]You can literally douche with tap water if your water isn't shit. I have a small water bottle I use.
Think of your other end as basically the same type of thing as your mouth. Whatever goes in there it will absorb a little bit of, and the rest you just push back out (into the toilet). You really don't have to worry about making it super clean with some kind of special antiseptic fluids and some fancy device unless you are doing it for medical reasons. You also don't need a lot, just enough to clean out the cavity.
In addition, Imodium AD is like cheat pills for anal sex. Pop one or two small pills 30min-1hr before you anticipate fun and it slows down your bowels enough to prevent a bad time. Totally unnecessary if you aren't the kind of person who needs to take a shit too much or who doesn't eat much (your diet is a big factor too), but for someone like me who has a very very active digestive tract and who is on a bulking diet it helps a ton. I'd love to be like my friend who hardly ever has to have a bowel movement and never has gas, but my body just doesn't work like that. Alternatively have TONS of fiber, but honestly I found fiber suppliments to not only cost a lot more but alter my diet too much in other areas for me to want to bother with.[/QUOTE]
I have everything I need at home then :v:
Don't eat taco bell before butt stuff
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46986927]He should try dating dudes, those people are always horny.[/QUOTE]
My ex wants to have sex every day, at least once, if not 10 times. Me, on the other hand, you get two tries to get me there, otherwise I'm overstimulated and cranky.
I used to get the feel that everything like sex, socialising and weightlifting was like rocket-science but as soon you start thinking simple it's fucking easy. Well, at least I hope keeping it simple at sex works.
[QUOTE=kimr120;46988485]but as soon you start thinking simple it's fucking easy.[/QUOTE]
Although it's really the journey to find that solution which solves the problem. You keep doing tests, making conclusions, doing more tests, making more conclusions. Personally I never did the paperwork, so I can't help anybody else out as to how I started enjoying the company of other people more. And I'm finding problems and doing tests.
I'm currently suffering from what I call 'baby problems', ie. being tired or hungry. Currently it's hungry. I can't even imaging being on some kind of bulking up diet; I just find food kind of a bother sometimes. That's more often down to my mood over anything else though. I'm cranky because I'm hungry, and I'm hungry because I'm cranky. Like a baby. Baby problems. Lying around doing nothing, complaining about it. I have food in the other room. End of paragraph.
[QUOTE=KorJax;46987555]You can literally douche with tap water if your water isn't shit. I have a small water bottle I use.
Think of your other end as basically the same type of thing as your mouth. Whatever goes in there it will absorb a little bit of, and the rest you just push back out (into the toilet). You really don't have to worry about making it super clean with some kind of special antiseptic fluids and some fancy device unless you are doing it for medical reasons. You also don't need a lot, just enough to clean out the cavity.
In addition, Imodium AD is like cheat pills for anal sex. Pop one or two small pills 30min-1hr before you anticipate fun and it slows down your bowels enough to prevent a bad time. Totally unnecessary if you aren't the kind of person who needs to take a shit too much or who doesn't eat much (your diet is a big factor too), but for someone like me who has a very very active digestive tract and who is on a bulking diet it helps a ton. I'd love to be like my friend who hardly ever has to have a bowel movement and never has gas, but my body just doesn't work like that. Alternatively have TONS of fiber, but honestly I found fiber suppliments to not only cost a lot more but alter my diet too much in other areas for me to want to bother with.[/QUOTE]
Yeah a water bottle would work fine, and all you need is water. Those sports cap types are good since they're a thin little spout.
Also never thought of the Immodium trick, thanks!
gay gurus,
give me detailed dietary advice?
relatedly, fiber one products are nice
a bowl of fiber oatmeal can get you 80% dv, and cereal gets you 40%
went to go see interstellar with a friend
he decided to bring his lady friend and then decided to eat faces sitting right next to me
I cried at the sad parts in the movie, but it wasn't because of the movie.
idk why this is funny I felt like actual shit
I don't get this water bottle thing. That was the first thing I was told to try but like... No way was I getting a water bottle nozel in there without inserting the whole front part of the bottle (uncomfortable and time consuming)
So I got an empty pump soap bottle (well rinsed) removed the beak part of the pump so it just stuck straight up and attached some fish tank pump tube (unused) to the end. Instant home made enema. Was my best friend until I bought a new one (see me being lonely :v: )
I was so proud of my ingenuity and I could never tell anyone.
Also if you use too much water make sure you give it some time before you go for it because it can make it a lot worse if you haven't got rid of it all (hence don't use too much :p )
You don't need to enema, just douche the first 8 inches or so with a little bit of water.
I apologise for my inaccurate terminology I use enema and douche as synonyms but I just mean the latter. Mind you I suppose it is technically capable of being an enema.
And you lucky bastards. Eight inches?! that's like my entire digestive tract (not really but I can only take like 4-5 )
tmi
Enema is like medical shit when you need to cleanse the butt in depth
It also messes with your internal lubrication and can cause constipation.
So enemas could be your worst
Enemies
You suck at puns like I suck dick.
I am confused is he good at puns or are you bad at dick?
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46989503]Enema is like medical shit when you need to cleanse the butt in depth
It also messes with your internal lubrication and can cause constipation.
So enemas could be your worst
Enemies[/QUOTE]
Enemamies
[editline]22nd January 2015[/editline]
Hey duderinos.
What's an easy cocktail with suff like fruit juice? I'm on my way home after gym and drinking this "tropical" pure fruit juice drink and thinking it would make a next-level pina collada with white rum or something.
Or I could just pour vodka in :v:
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46989503]Enema is like medical shit when you need to cleanse the butt in depth
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I don't know why but "in depth" made me think of a bunch of lab-coat clad scientists looking at an extremely detailed diagram of an ass
"Shit how do we [I]clean this!?[/I]"
[QUOTE=Galen;46989543]You suck at puns like I suck dick.[/QUOTE]
You post like my ass.
[QUOTE=Saza;46989369]he decided to bring his lady friend and then decided to eat [B]faces [/B]sitting right next to me[/QUOTE]
I read 'faeces' like "yeah, that would ruin a movie".
So my mom and I were talking about me going to Pax East with my cousin and his boyfriend.
She whittled into the conversation that she doesn't want me to be gay...
[I]But I'm bi. [/I][sp]I think[/sp] I haven't come out yet and had no intent to for awhile really. What should I do?
[QUOTE=Pastel;46990230]So my mom and I were talking about me going to Pax East with my cousin and his boyfriend.
She whittled into the conversation that she doesn't want me to be gay...
[I]But I'm bi. [/I][sp]I think[/sp] I haven't come out yet and had no intent to for awhile really. What should I do?[/QUOTE]
You know your mother better than us, tell us more then a couple of sentences, what do you think you should do? Also you don't have to spoiler tag lol.
[QUOTE=Pastel;46990230]So my mom and I were talking about me going to Pax East with my cousin and his boyfriend.
She whittled into the conversation that she doesn't want me to be gay...
[I]But I'm bi. [/I][sp]I think[/sp] I haven't come out yet and had no intent to for awhile really. What should I do?[/QUOTE]
Would she [I]pissed off[/I] if she found out you were gay? Is it a case of her legitimately disliking gay people, or something more like disliking the idea of not having grandchildren through you? Because I guess if there's no risk of being outright disowned or shunned, then the painful humiliating discomfort of an honest conversation would probably be the best course of action.
[QUOTE=Teto;46990545]Would she [I]pissed off[/I] if she found out you were gay? Is it a case of her legitimately disliking gay people, or something more like disliking the idea of not having grandchildren through you? Because I guess if there's no risk of being outright disowned or shunned, then the painful humiliating discomfort of an honest conversation would probably be the best course of action.[/QUOTE]
My mom just generally dislikes gay people (She is very religious.)
I'm not even sure if I'm gay/bi, I'm just lustfully attracted to men.
I had no thought of coming out soon but I'm just afraid she won't love me as much anymore when/if I do come out.
[QUOTE=Pastel;46990230]So my mom and I were talking about me going to Pax East with my cousin and his boyfriend.
She whittled into the conversation that she doesn't want me to be gay...
[I]But I'm bi. [/I][sp]I think[/sp] I haven't come out yet and had no intent to for awhile really. What should I do?[/QUOTE]
If you go to PAX East bring me onion rings and I'll give you kisses and hugs.
See you in the pit.
[QUOTE=DemonElite;46990742]If you go to PAX East bring me onion rings and I'll give you kisses and hugs.
See you in the pit.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif[/img] I am 14 though. [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Pastel;46990880][img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif[/img] I am 14 though. [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh...Well then I'll be very thankful and appreciative instead.
-snop- -help- -me- -pls-
Everyone was confused about their oritentation age 14.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46990908]Everyone was confused about their orientation age 14.[/QUOTE]
I didn't even consider mine until like, age 16. And it's only in the past couple months I've been seriously considering sex with other people, and I'm 21.
I came to terms with it at 16
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