• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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Man nothing's better than watching movies with the person you love. And having some sweet ass popcorn too
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;46998498]i think he literally just misses my wang specifically and not me which is gross and im legit offended if he thinks i dont know that cos he went from "i dont want to be friends with you" to "casual sex??" in a single fuckin 20 mintue facebook convo[/QUOTE] Get a dildo molded after your dong and then send it to him saying "here, go fuck yourself with it"
fill the center of the cast dong with strong blue dye, and sabotage the final result with imperfections that will lead to it tearing in half during use [editline]23rd January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Reagy;46998806]Yeah I was just gonna say, its way more smoother than the other version. Not that I'd know that...[/QUOTE] [url]http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/0158_full.jpg[/url] i see that roflburger's anti-dildo crusade continues keep on repressin, baby
I will never understand dragondildos. Fucking dumb idea here but what about a dildo shaped like a telelens?
[QUOTE=kimr120;46999294] Fucking dumb idea here but what about a dildo shaped like a telelens?[/QUOTE] "I like it like a 400mm f/2.8, long and fast"
What's the point of fancy dildo anyway. Like you pay 100$ it looks like a dragon but you don't get to see it since it's in your ass It's like getting really fancy looking toilet paper.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46999378]What's the point of fancy dildo anyway. Like you pay 100$ it looks like a dragon but you don't get to see it since it's in your ass It's like getting really fancy looking toilet paper.[/QUOTE] It's all about how it [I]feels[/I], baby.
It feels like a Lizard in your ass?
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46999407]It feels like a Lizard in your ass?[/QUOTE] And if [I]that[/I] isn't worth $100, I don't know what is.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;46999368]"I like it like a 400mm f/2.8, long and fast"[/QUOTE] This is better. [IMG]http://www.foto-biz.com/images/misc/sigma-200-500.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Gar;46999417]And if [I]that[/I] isn't worth $100, I don't know what is.[/QUOTE] I can attest to this.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46999378]What's the point of fancy dildo anyway. Like you pay 100$ it looks like a dragon but you don't get to see it since it's in your ass It's like getting really fancy looking toilet paper.[/QUOTE] I've thought of ordering one but then it would have to cross the border and I can just picture it getting held up as all the customs inspectors gather around the open box with the dragon dildo inside taking pictures with their smartphone and giggling
[QUOTE=Zeke129;46999579]I've thought of ordering one but then it would have to cross the border and I can just picture it getting held up as all the customs inspectors gather around the open box with the dragon dildo inside taking pictures with their smartphone and giggling[/QUOTE] That's just a weird way to think. Just order it.
The customizing available on them is a large part of why they're worth the money. Silicone is a better material because it doesn't degrade like jelly or rubber, and is safer bacterially speaking. [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/KelvinAbsoluteZero_stock.JPG]just[/url] [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/462009825a83b49ff06a2e899eea2aee.JPG]look[/url] [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/9683e13050b491f8b8113129f39121ad.JPG]at[/url] [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/fbe19ddcd9b2480aca584df1555f3363.JPG]all[/url] [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/9b6947b27f2dbf1a01f4b5a3bf7e62bf.JPG]these[/url] [url=http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/cb341d5d1896759ed0ae92cca620b0dc.JPG]colors[/url]
So the grocery store I go to got a salad bar kind of thing, you pick and choose what you want and then weight the salad box for the price tag. It has a pretty good selection as now of (didn't have any chicken when it first came, now it has 2 kinds of chicken but no meatballs anymore which is a shame) Best part? It is actually cheaper than the premade salads: The chicken caesar salad was like 22 euros a kilo, this is 15.95 euros per kilo, so not only can I customize my salad, but I actually get it for cheaper as well!
I haven't ordered a dragon dildo because I'm a grounded human being
imagine having friends who are so out of touch with reality that they will literally spend $100 on a bestialty dildo for you even when you probably already own one
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;46999899]imagine having friends who are so out of touch with reality that they will literally spend $100 on a bestialty dildo for you even when you probably already own one[/QUOTE] imagine being such a shitposter
[QUOTE=kimr120;46999629]That's just a weird way to think. Just order it.[/QUOTE] Canadian dollar sucks, after that, tax, shipping, duty, brokerage the cost would probably double. Surely I can find cheaper things to shove in my ass [editline]24th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen006;46999899]bestialty dildo[/QUOTE] Does a silicone representation of a penis from an animal that doesn't actually exist even count as bestiality? Even with the dog/etc ones it doesn't. That's like saying a small regular dildo is a child porn dildo.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;46999916]Canadian dollar sucks, after that, tax, shipping, duty, brokerage the cost would probably double. Surely I can find cheaper things to shove in my ass[/QUOTE] Sure, just remember that pleasure can be a good thing to invest in. Can't fucking believe I just wrote that.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;46999916]Does a silicone representation of a penis from an animal that doesn't actually exist even count as bestiality? Even with the dog/etc ones it doesn't. That's like saying a small regular dildo is a child porn dildo.[/QUOTE] its the disemodied dick of an animal the only people who would stick it in them if given the choice would be zoophiles and furries (the two being somewhat synonymous) [editline]24th January 2015[/editline] plus your tiny dildo argument is shit, anyone (even kids if you feel fucked up enough to think of it that way) can have a tiny dick but nobody can have an animal-like one
Idk... Some of the penises I have seen on some guys...
i don't think this argument will go anywhere good
Humans are animals. Checkmate.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9dwTH_COLY[/media] What the hell have I been missing out on
Speaking of dildos, would the suction cup on them be enough for them to be used as a coat hanger?
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;47000354]Speaking of dildos, would the suction cup on them be enough for them to be used as a coat hanger?[/QUOTE] Sure, just make sure it's firm. Otherwise by some minis with tubes and cups so that you can attach them to your ceiling fan and make a sprinkler system.
A-Are we having a civilized conversation about dragon dildos? [editline]24th January 2015[/editline] Also happy 800th post to myself.
[QUOTE=Pastel;47000728]A-Are we having a civilized conversation about dragon dildos?[/QUOTE] Don't jinx it. This could get ugly.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;46999958]its the disemodied dick of an animal the only people who would stick it in them if given the choice would be zoophiles and furries (the two being somewhat synonymous) [editline]24th January 2015[/editline] plus your tiny dildo argument is shit, anyone (even kids if you feel fucked up enough to think of it that way) can have a tiny dick but nobody can have an animal-like one[/QUOTE] Imagine being a massive furry and acting like you're not one to look cool Like I specifically remember you having a think for purple dragons [url=http://facepunch.com/converse.php?u=381915&u2=334209]and I'm not making this up[/url]
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