• Gay Chat V12 - Even More Optimistic
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[QUOTE=Demache;47157990]Oh man those moments are super awkward to me. I generally don't make it obvious so I get those sorts of jokes all the time.[/QUOTE] i know man, i've also left it too long whilst at college. Since my natural personality is basically like a "bro" type character. They assume that i'm this guy that goes out on weekends, get drunk and get with any girl i can. It's ok if you tell them straight away that you're gay. Because they don't know you well enough to judge you yet, but when you've been with theme for a few weeks maybe a month or two and get your type of personality. It's really awkward. Especially since i said "oh shit really?" when someone said it was valentines day on Saturday and then my college mate goes "Why do you care, do you have a girlfriend?" and i said "no" hoping he'd kind of be open minded and he jokingly went "a boyfriend then hahaha" and i said "yeah" but accidentally made it sound like a joke too. So i've probably made it worse for myself.
[QUOTE=greeley;47158158]i know man, i've also left it too long whilst at college. Since my natural personality is basically like a "bro" type character. They assume that i'm this guy that goes out on weekends, get drunk and get with any girl i can. It's ok if you tell them straight away that you're gay. Because they don't know you well enough to judge you yet, but when you've been with theme for a few weeks maybe a month or two and get your type of personality. It's really awkward. Especially since i said "oh shit really?" when someone said it was valentines day on Saturday and then my college mate goes "Why do you care, do you have a girlfriend?" and i said "no" hoping he'd kind of be open minded and he jokingly went "a boyfriend then hahaha" and i said "yeah" but accidentally made it sound like a joke too. So i've probably made it worse for myself.[/QUOTE] At least you didn't play "never have I ever" with only female co-workers. It gets weird when you're the only one who drinks at "never have I ever fingered my boyfriend's ass"
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47158242]At least you didn't play "never have I ever" with only female co-workers. It gets weird when you're the only one who drinks at "never have I ever fingered my boyfriend's ass"[/QUOTE] Oh i've been the one of 3 out of a group of 11 on the question "never have i ever recieved anal" That was the best way to come out when i worked in a shop.
I would just get a bit buzzy.
[QUOTE=greeley;47158311]Oh i've been the one of 3 out of a group of 11 on the question "never have i ever recieved anal" That was the best way to come out when i worked in a shop.[/QUOTE] Yeah... Then came the swallowing question... And the ball sucking one Odds weren't stacked in my favor. Also I think it might have ruined my chances with the chick I was being flirty with
I was pissed when it came to the sex questions because i've been with both sexes.
[QUOTE=greeley;47158158]i know man, i've also left it too long whilst at college. Since my natural personality is basically like a "bro" type character. They assume that i'm this guy that goes out on weekends, get drunk and get with any girl i can. It's ok if you tell them straight away that you're gay. Because they don't know you well enough to judge you yet, but when you've been with theme for a few weeks maybe a month or two and get your type of personality. It's really awkward. Especially since i said "oh shit really?" when someone said it was valentines day on Saturday and then my college mate goes "Why do you care, do you have a girlfriend?" and i said "no" hoping he'd kind of be open minded and he jokingly went "a boyfriend then hahaha" and i said "yeah" but accidentally made it sound like a joke too. So i've probably made it worse for myself.[/QUOTE] Haha, this really. I have a bit of a bro personality and when i started to get close to my group of friend up at university i realized that the sooner i could just casually let it slip the easier it'd be. Apparently according to my friends i'm a fairly attractive person and they just assumed ive had all this experience with women and one or two started asking me for advice on chicks. This was a fun day cause we were walking to grab food and one asked me a question about women then someone somehow got the whole group talking about what actress theyd fucked. Brilliant segue. My turn comes around and i say no one and then my friend says "okay then, are you gay because you dont like football, or are you gay because you like dudes?". That question confuses me to this day but it got me laughing and just say 'dudes'. Everyone was cool with it but it wasn't until a month later that i found out most of them thought i joking. A month after that we were in a car and talking about who was going to get the single room in our new apartment and someone suggested the gay porn challenge where we all pop viagra and have to jerk to gay porn and first one to cum loses. I just shouted out that i'd lose first so it wasn't fair and then two friend practically in unison went 'wait you're really gay?" [editline]17th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47158332]Yeah... Then came the swallowing question... And the ball sucking one Odds weren't stacked in my favor. Also I think it might have ruined my chances with the chick I was being flirty with[/QUOTE] man im telling you dude, you still got a chance with that girl.....
[QUOTE=Viva;47158361] man im telling you dude, you still got a chance with that girl.....[/QUOTE] Ofc I do I'm a str8 baller
[QUOTE=Viva;47158361] This was a fun day cause we were walking to grab food and one asked me a question about women then someone somehow got the whole group talking about what actress theyd fucked. Brilliant segue. My turn comes around and i say no one and then my friend says "okay then, are you gay because you dont like football, or are you gay because you like dudes?". That question confuses me to this day but it got me laughing and just say 'dudes'. Everyone was cool with it but it wasn't until a month later that i found out most of them thought i joking. A month after that we were in a car and talking about who was going to get the single room in our new apartment and someone suggested the gay porn challenge where we all pop viagra and have to jerk to gay porn and first one to cum loses. I just shouted out that i'd lose first so it wasn't fair and then two friend practically in unison went 'wait you're really gay?" [/QUOTE] This is like something you would see in a sitcom. Someday I'll tell my friends/family, but I said the same thing 3 years ago soooo....
[QUOTE=Demache;47158429]This is like something you would see in a sitcom. Someday I'll tell my friends/family, but I said the same thing 3 years ago soooo....[/QUOTE] It was honestly great when it happened in the car because i just screamed id lose and there was an almost palpable hivemind going on where everyone was like 'shit he wasn't kidding he is gay'. Now one of them always keeps me around to help him out with his girlfriend. He knows im not a fashion gay dude but he knows for some reason women love me and i generally have a good sense of what looks nice so when hes shopping for her ill help. So far everythings he bought her on my suggestion she loved and actively wears.
"here's a used thong of mine, shed be hot wearing it"
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;47158555]"here's a used thong of mine, shed be hot wearing it"[/QUOTE] hey i only own 1 thong and im not giving it away tyvm.
[QUOTE=greeley;47157826]It sucks. Although on the funny side. The dude im kind of training with at the gym, i don't think he knows im gay, i would have thought the guy i worked with would have told him but apparently not. Since some very attractive women came in and he just looked at me and goes "Right, this is the time we put the weight up to the highest and give it 200%" That probably could have been my window of oportunity to tell him there and then but i didn't want to make it awkward, so i just laughed with him. And then he was like "quick, turn around, arse!" I thought he knew i was gay.... I know i really don't give off like a "vibe" but i dunno. I hate having to tell people i'm gay.[/QUOTE] You should have told him to lift the weight to the highest and then you should have started taking pictures of him.
I feel so fucking terrible but I cant sleep because of those weird fever dreams. when I close my eyes my head keeps making up geometrical shapes that constantly move, like an exploded drawing that I am forced to assemble. I am so fatigued that I can't stay awake but when I fall asleep those shapes appear and rtgey are exhausting to think of, like constantly solving math problems and I cant stop. This is so fucked, I am so tired and sleep makes it worse everything is terrible
[QUOTE=H4ngman;47160078]I feel so fucking terrible but I cant sleep because of those weird fever dreams. when I close my eyes my head keeps making up geometrical shapes that constantly move, like an exploded drawing that I am forced to assemble. I am so fatigued that I can't stay awake but when I fall asleep those shapes appear and rtgey are exhausting to think of, like constantly solving math problems and I cant stop. This is so fucked, I am so tired and sleep makes it worse everything is terrible[/QUOTE] [vid]http://foxcock.me/web/images/gm_construct%202013-4-2%2004-38-28.webm[/vid] [vid]http://foxcock.me/web/images/gm_construct%202013-4-2%2005-12-15.webm[/vid][vid]http://foxcock.me/web/images/gm_construct%202013-4-2%2005-16-23.webm[/vid] [editline]17th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=cheetahben;47157900]I wear a subtle rainbow bracelet around. Helps people know without me having to say anything.[/QUOTE] [img]http://foxcock.me/web/images/zscreen/2015_02/Screenshot-2015-02-17_20.09.04.png[/img] not even a rainbow but everyone thinks it is at first so they don't know what to think
Just fuck already.
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Roflburger still rating selfie posts dumb lol.
[QUOTE=Demache;47157990]Oh man those moments are super awkward to me. I generally don't make it obvious so I get those sorts of jokes all the time.[/QUOTE] I tend to struggle getting it out in those situations but 50% of the time I do. If I have consumed any alcohol I manage it really quickly. I was at a bar in Thailand and it got to the point the waitress told me the singer coming on soon from the Phillipines was really hot and was correcting my Thai and I only found out later she was correcting it to the feminine version of what I was saying. But that's because I talk a lot drunk. I'm annoyed at how oblivious some people can be though. [editline]18th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Roll_Program;47162267]Roflburger still rating selfie posts dumb lol.[/QUOTE] People still talking about Roflburger's rating habits passiveaggressivelol.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47162267]Roflburger still rating selfie posts dumb lol.[/QUOTE] can you like cool your hateboner for me also i rated it dumb before he posted any selfie if this post even makes a difference
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47162458]can you like cool your hateboner for me also i rated it dumb before he posted any selfie if this post even makes a difference[/QUOTE] U 2 should hatefuck
"I FUCKING HATE YOU" "HNNNNGH I'M COMMING" "YOU SUCK AT COMMING" "YOU T-T-TOO!"
I saw that odd girl again, or I think I did. I said something to her, but she either didn't hear it, ignored me, or wasn't her. Disappointed. I am not interested in going out with anyone except one exception but I always like having people to talk to. Given the choice I'd ignore me too though, I probably talk about weird shit all the time. And there's this guy in my class. He looks a bit rough, but I was walking to lunch next to him and he asked me how I felt about the class. Then he said he wants to make an anime, and asked me if I watched any. I said yes. So I got like half an hour of hearing about Bleach, Naruto and Dragonball Z for my trouble. He's a nice guy though, I suggested some stuff he should watch. We haven't discussed waifus yet but there is always time for waifu discussion later.
The most important question. Is he cute?
[QUOTE=kimr120;47163431]The most important question. Is he cute?[/QUOTE] I don't know, not my cup of gay tea but I suppose someone would find him cute?
is gay tea that really fruity herbaly tea thats like borderline perfumey in aroma? Cause i feel like it is.
Fruits are colourful, same with gay stuff. But that's a stereotype. However, my room is colourful and so am I. I will probably be more colourful when I move. My room is a mix of black and red. my clothes are RGB.
[QUOTE=Viva;47163536]is gay tea that really fruity herbaly tea thats like borderline perfumey in aroma? Cause i feel like it is.[/QUOTE] I don't know, but coffee is gayer than gay tea if this thread has taught me anything.
[QUOTE=kimr120;47163548]Fruits are colourful, same with gay stuff. But that's a stereotype. However, my room is colourful and so am I. I will probably be more colourful when I move. My room is a mix of black and red. my clothes are RGB.[/QUOTE] My room looks like a jail cell. I'm not even exaggerating. It's a very small room with a plain white brick walls and one window.
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