[QUOTE=bitches;47358788]i'd totally go suck dicks if i was more trusting and felt that internet strangers are not all STI bags[/QUOTE]
People on the internet are all virgin neckbeards so they don't have STIs
I really don't enjoy sucking dick. I might if my gag reflex wasn't so bad that I don't cry and gag the whole time.
It's really unpleasant. Maybe some Reddi-whip will help.
[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;47358966]I really don't enjoy sucking dick. I might if my gag reflex wasn't so bad that I don't cry and gag the whole time.
It's really unpleasant. Maybe some Reddi-whip will help.[/QUOTE]
Just don't put it so far down your mouth? You don't need to deep throat for it to be enjoyable for the other person.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47358977]Just don't put it so far down your mouth? You don't need to deep throat for it to be enjoyable for the other person.[/QUOTE]
thats fucking bollocks, mate
I don't even have to be trying to deepthroat, my mouth is just too small I think. Anything more than the head might as well be deepthroating.
I gag when I push my toothbrush too far, which is tiny bit past my back teeth.
Should a penis ever get there, it will be a terrifying day. Luckily that is a scenario that will never occur. Lucky me, yeah.
I try to get my toothbrush a little further down my tongue every time, which helps, but damn is my gag reflex tough.
strep tests are a bitch.
toothbrushes are very different than dicks
i find that wide objects [sp]my dildos[/sp] are really easy to choke down in comparison
[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;47358984]thats fucking bollocks, mate
I don't even have to be trying to deepthroat, my mouth is just too small I think. Anything more than the head might as well be deepthroating.[/QUOTE]
The head is the most sensitive part. It's all you need! Graphic description (I guess?): [sp]lick up the shaft, use tongue and lips to massage head, lick down shaft and repeat[/sp] In the meantime practice with dildos and stuff at reducing your gag reflex. I also find being a little tipsy helps.
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[QUOTE=bitches;47359129]toothbrushes are very different than dicks
i find that wide objects [sp]my dildos[/sp] are really easy to choke down in comparison[/QUOTE]
But if you can take a tooth brush you can take a cock!
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47359196]I also find being a little tipsy helps.[/QUOTE]
Sound advice for many of life's problems.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47359196]The head is the most sensitive part. It's all you need! Graphic description (I guess?): [sp]lick up the shaft, use tongue and lips to massage head, lick down shaft and repeat[/sp] In the meantime practice with dildos and stuff at reducing your gag reflex. I also find being a little tipsy helps.
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yeah but it's about the lewd factor as much as the sensations
full on dick gobbling > popsicle treatment
[QUOTE=bitches;47359219]yeah but it's about the lewd factor as much as the sensations
full on dick gobbling > popsicle treatment[/QUOTE]
Honestly I only find that to be the case when I am sucking. I would very much be ok with just spending all the time fitting as much in my mouth as possible because that's hot. But when receiving the most intensity comes from exactly what I described.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47359252]Honestly I only find that to be the case when I am sucking. I would very much be ok with just spending all the time fitting as much in my mouth as possible because that's hot. But when receiving the most intensity comes from exactly what I described.[/QUOTE]
Ever heard about deepthroat? That is what feels the best.
[sp]Holding your partner down and face fucking him while you lay on top of him 69ing is fun, the feeling of them gagging and their warm tight throat makes it feel sooo good when you put your hips into it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;47359255]Ever heard about deepthroat? That is what feels the best.
[sp]Holding your partner down and face fucking him while you lay on top of him 69ing is fun, the feeling of them gagging and their warm tight throat makes it feel sooo good when you put your hips into it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Deepthroat is only fun if I am deepthroating. On the receiving end is kinda just ok. What you described in the spoiler tags is also good practice if you have a bad gag reflex. It's a bit aggressive sounding but as long as there is consent and you're quick to let them up if they pull back it's really good. I thought I was unable to deep throat until someone put a little more than gentle pressure on my head and ups suddenly [sp]I was licking his balls with his cock in my mouth.[/sp] Usually have to be tipsy like I said for that to work though.
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Does anyone know anything about designing posters and will talk to me about it and read what I am writing now?
I need your help
My gag reflex is so bad when I had braces a good 8 years ago I remember them putting some metal thing with paste to make a mold of my teeth and it was a bit deep in my mouth so I threw up on the dentist
Fun stuff
[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;47358966]I really don't enjoy sucking dick. I might if my gag reflex wasn't so bad that I don't cry and gag the whole time.
It's really unpleasant. Maybe some Reddi-whip will help.[/QUOTE]
I have basically no gag reflex and it goes to waste because I can't open my mouth wide enough to avoid scraping their dick up with my teeth.
Sucks for eating big sandwiches too but mostly the dick thing. Just need to find someone with a gross long spindly dick I guess
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47359272]Deepthroat is only fun if I am deepthroating. On the receiving end is kinda just ok. What you described in the spoiler tags is also good practice if you have a bad gag reflex. It's a bit aggressive sounding but as long as there is consent and you're quick to let them up if they pull back it's really good. I thought I was unable to deep throat until someone put a little more than gentle pressure on my head and ups suddenly [sp]I was licking his balls with his cock in my mouth.[/sp] Usually have to be tipsy like I said for that to work though.
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Does anyone know anything about designing posters and will talk to me about it and read what I am writing now?
I need your help[/QUOTE]
Did you roll your eyes and go "om nom nom nom nom nom" while you did it?
A cute long-haired guy from the dorm floor asked me if I wanted to have a beer yesterday at night. I, being tired from my classes, responded: "I don't drink beer, but thank you."
God dammit, I'm such a bloody f**king moron :suicide:
[QUOTE=Phantoml994;47359803]A cute long-haired guy from the dorm floor asked me if I wanted to have a beer yesterday at night. I, being tired from my classes, responded: "I don't drink beer, but thank you."
God dammit, I'm such a bloody f**king moron :suicide:[/QUOTE]
move past the moment
corner him later
invite him over or something; total eye contact
Reading dick-sucking advice early in the morning in the middle of class, thanks so much you guys <3
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;47359255]Ever heard about deepthroat? That is what feels the best.
[sp]Holding your partner down and face fucking him while you lay on top of him 69ing is fun, the feeling of them gagging and their warm tight throat makes it feel sooo good when you put your hips into it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
holy gay
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47359912]idk guys gagging is usually the point that i think its bad[/QUOTE]
unless you like gagging
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[QUOTE=bitches;47359928]unless you like gagging
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Some people very much like it when people choke on their dicks.
Got some differing opinions here, survey anyone?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47359855]holy gay[/QUOTE]
Its even better when [sp]you wake up early in the morning and give your sleeping boyfriend a blowjob, placing his cock and balls in your mouth, and gag when he starts getting hard and starts to throb in your throat[/sp] and that is where babies come from.
jesus christ this is what I come to this thread for
Should I be taking notes on this? Or won't it be in the exam?
I feel all this penis information will be critical.
When u get stuck with one in the elevator it's the worst
I am back.
That story was way to early.
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;47360073]Should I be taking notes on this? Or won't it be in the exam?
I feel all this penis information will be critical.[/QUOTE]
file a paper on it
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Actually are there any scientists who major in this kind of stuff?
"oh what do you do"
"i majored in dicks and dick sucking"
It's funny because there would probably be a university that would let you do that. "Erogenous zones and sexual technique: a study"
In other news, as a desperate cry for help I am posting what happens when I try and make my own poster:
[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/N6dYcjC.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Critics have said:
"I don't know whether to laugh or cry"
"rainbow australias is hilarious"
"This is a good example of what not to do"
"it is 90s web design level simplistic"
"oh god"
(some of these are intentional misquotes but nonetheless)
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