Homemade Fries=Epic Shit - General

I put potatoes in a bonfire, and they taste nice.

My grandma makes homemade fries that are to die for.

[QUOTE=Void Skull;24143961]Homemade stuff is always better than stuff that isn't.[/QUOTE] Dildos are an exception

[QUOTE=TehDoctorz;24146106]My dad makes them all the time but he doesn't use a batter. What kind of batter?[/QUOTE] I made the batter out of flour, water, salt, pepper, garlic, paprika, and a little bit of curry powder. I was originally going to use onion salt but I couldn't find any, so I used Curry because I heard it's good with fries. Apperentley over in Britain you can get "Curry and Chips" in Indian restaurants there, and people love 'em.

I love fries with salt... not too much though...

we're talking about chips now.. what?

In Britain and/or some places other then America... Fries=Chips Chips=Crisps Fish and Chips is Fried Fish with French Fries. It tastes delicious. Maybe I should try cooking some fried fish next time as well...all I need then is tartar sauce...

[QUOTE=KnightLight;24151876]In Britain and/or some places other then America... Fries=Chips Chips=Crisps Fish and Chips is Fried Fish with French Fries. It tastes delicious. Maybe I should try cooking some fried fish next time as well...all I need then is tartar sauce...[/QUOTE]British chips are fucking amazing. I really enjoyed them when I was in the UK.

Bringing up homemade fries reminded me of how my grandma used to make wedge fries for the family. Haven't had homemade fries in years, maybe I'll ask my mom if we could try it. Heck, it seems rather simple, but then again I know very little about cooking so sorry for the following ignorance. 1) Peel 2) Wash 3) Cut 4-Optional [AKA Wild guess on the seasoning because I never did pay attention]) Season with ground pepper and possibly garlic 5) Set a batch into pot of sizzling oil 6) Wait 7) Take out 8) Let it cool 9) Enjoy I would have to say they were mostly likely better than any fast foods fries I had eaten back then.

Noisette fries is where it's at [IMG]http://www.mccain.es/mccain/esp/content/e11971/e11983/e12319/noisette_box.png[/IMG]

Made a homemade pizza last weekend with ham, cheese, tomato sauce and everything. T'was awesome.

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;24143962]I expected either Badage Boys or StephenOrlov. EDIT: Oh for FUCK's sake, people have been saying it for a month and the first time I say it then boxstorm.[/QUOTE] maybe you should understand that some things just don't last long it has been overused and is not funny anymore

[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;24144258]Homemade fries can also be dipped in a small variety of sauces.[/QUOTE] Homemade fries can also be eaten.

Enjoy you fatty food. I'm going to eat some frozen carrot sticks and celery.

We had fried potatos last night. Shits good. 4 mcfatty fries= 1 of our fries.

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[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;24153658]Homemade fries can also be eaten.[/QUOTE] Don't forget that homemade fries work well as side dishes.

Just needed to correct the title, I think it's supposed to read... Homemade Fries=Completely Shit

Homemade fries are fucking awesome when my dad makes them.

[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;24153658]Homemade fries can also be eaten.[/QUOTE] Are you serious!?! You've got to be pulling my fucking leg!

Peanut oil is the best for making your own thick-cut chips (or fries, as our neighbours across the pond call them) and if you deep-fat-fry them properly, you can have chips without any grease at all. Lovely. Shame that peanut oil is the highest in cholesterol really, but provided you have the chips as a treat every month or so and eat a balanced diet it will do you no harm.

[QUOTE=robowurmz;24160768]Peanut oil is the best for making your own thick-cut chips (or fries, as our neighbours across the pond call them) and if you deep-fat-fry them properly, you can have chips without any grease at all. Lovely. Shame that peanut oil is the highest in cholesterol really, but provided you have the chips as a treat every month or so and eat a balanced diet it will do you no harm.[/QUOTE] Isn't cholesterol only found in animal products...? EDIT: Yeah. Just looked it up, it's found in ANIMALS, not plant-based foods like peanuts.