• What will the internet become in the future?
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Something when you acess a pirate site your computer enters lockdown, auto dials the police, and you get fuck. And I want 10 mb/s to appear on steam as my slowest speed!
I feel we're being spied by such many views of this thread.
[QUOTE=Wayword;24051944]Except it's everything big companies hate, anonymous and possibly violent teenagers who promote anti-establishment behaviour.[/QUOTE] But all of them would pay out the ass to post/fap to lolicon and spread memes. Plus, it will [i]really[/i] pay off once they start charging them by the hour. Besides, /b/-tards don't promote anti-establishment [i]behavior[/i], they promote bitching about the establishment while sitting on their asses and not doing anything about it.
[QUOTE=Roflcopter A;24052177]But all of them would pay out the ass to post/fap to lolicon and spread memes. Plus, it will [i]really[/i] pay off once they start charging them by the hour. Besides, /b/-tards don't promote anti-establishment [i]behavior[/i], they promote bitching about the establishment while sitting on their asses and not doing anything about it.[/QUOTE] Scientology raids were decent for about 2 months.
[QUOTE=Wayword;24052215]Scientology raids were decent for about 2 months.[/QUOTE] Scientology isn't the kind of establisment that corporations would identify themselves with. /b/ doesn't go after corporations, man. It goes after the people that can't fight back, like religious radicals or 12-year-old teenage YouTube sensations. It's not like they're going to DDOS Google. EDIT: Probably spoke too soon on that one.
It'll be like that episode of Futurama where they go on the internet.
I'd say the net will get faster, and policing of it will be better (piracy will go down)
Eventually the internet will get too easy to use for the good of us, and three year olds will stumble upon porno-websites. It's already getting really close to that, it's scary.
it'll become a sentient and super-sapient being that takes over the world to truly fulfill the one goal it was designed for: porn. there'll be massive orgies everywhere, with omnipresent webcams filming it all, billions of processors editing and compressing it on the fly and countless satellites streaming it into every corner of the universe
[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;24051059][IMG]http://www.collegebeing.com/uploads/2008/03/net-neutrality.jpg[/IMG] I wouldn't doubt it.[/QUOTE] That puts the internet to shame.
[QUOTE=bigbigzubra;24051194]If people had to pay for websites on a popular ISP I think most of the crowd would just switch to an ISP that doesn't do that bullshit[/QUOTE] If only Brohoster was an ISP... and was local to me... XP
the internet ends when trolls become oraganised and form a democracy.
The World will End if they Make a Porno Pack Imagine each month It will be like 400$ Ugh plus going on each of the Websites Like Wikipedia and Blogger.
Dude Brohoster should become a special ISP Just to fight against the evil
We'll all go to Sweden and join the pirate ISP!
[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;24051059][img]http://www.collegebeing.com/uploads/2008/03/net-neutrality.jpg[/img] I wouldn't doubt it.[/QUOTE] This won't happen, we wouldn't have any new websites
All the things you hinted at in the OP would be not be feasible as they would need far too many resources in order to implement them effectively. Save your paranoia for the bedroom.
[QUOTE=Ericsson;24056303]This won't happen, we wouldn't have any new websites[/QUOTE] Sure it could, they'd just transform the internet into a shitty television like service. 800 websites with nothing on it... Ads everywhere. Special fbi approved browser given by comcast. Sends information to corporate offices and informs when you try to add unofficial addons. They will cap your internet to 50kb/s and charge you $120 a month. With a 5gb max download before they charge additional $10 a 100mb. The end is nigh! :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Ericsson;24056303]This won't happen, we wouldn't have any new websites[/QUOTE] You think the big companies would care about that?
[QUOTE=Piggah;24051796]porn porn porn[/quote] At first I was like :v: [QUOTE=Piggah;24051796]and furries.[/QUOTE] but then I was like :byodood: [editline]04:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nerdrage;24055692]the internet ends when trolls become oraganised and form a democracy.[/QUOTE] Trolls will be the rebellion against the imperialist policies imposed by Emperor Google.
[QUOTE=Piggah;24051796]porn porn porn [b]and furries.[/b][/QUOTE] No.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24064405]No.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately yes, the clingy bastards are harder to kill than cockroaches.
Be more afraid of the loss of net neutrality. It's when the big corporations decide that the internet does not belong to everyone, and divvy it up into packages like cable TV.
No internet for humans. Only Cyberdyne Systems.
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