• Health Information - What is wrong with your body?
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[QUOTE=Atokniro;28981577]Wouldn't it be a 66% increase? Seeing as 40 is 2 thirds 60?[/QUOTE] This is why I'm not a math major.
#1 health tip: never believe health information you read online. Especially if they're related to your penis.
I just started getting a ringing in my left ear, and everything sounds muffled and distorted. When I whistle, the sound kinda vibrates in my head in a way reminiscent of Slippy from Star Fox 64. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I think I might be going deaf, bro
I got a compounded? rib, and broken nose in the same day, both healed but my ribs still hurt occasionally and my nose looks kinda weird. I broke my leg when I was playing as a kid, occasionally I can feel pain where it broke years ago. I have arthritis, but it isn't constant. When it strikes it builds up to the point where I can't hold anything, all I can do is tuck my hands into my armpits and try to act like I'm not in pain. Sometimes when I get tired, my knees start hurting. Bad. The only way to fix it is to force myself to sleep, which can be problematic with the pain. Before I graduated I got told basically "Sorry, we lost a credit of yours, and all proof of you ever doing the class, so you're going to have to redo it" a week before graduating. So I stayed up five days in a row, redoing my Spanish classes. Back to back, nothing but Spanish. I got it done, and graduated in time. I think I accidentally gave myself insomnia, though. Some nights or days in a row, I just can't sleep. No matter how long I lay in bed with my eyes closed. Obviously, coupled with the knee pain I get when I don't sleep this can be near crippling, seeing how it builds up the longer I don't sleep. I have TMJ, some days I forget I even have it and others it's really bad and will click every time I chew ect. It's really worrisome. I don't know how to explain my wrists but it's like they're sitting loose in the socket. Sometimes for shits and giggles I tell my friends to grab my hand and start pulling slowly, their reaction when they feel whatever the fuck's slipping out of its socket slips out of its socket is hilarious. Not really a problem with my body but I can also dislocate both my arms and stick my shoulder blades out wicked far, which is also fun to show off for a laugh.
I am lactose intolerant. Think of me next time you're enjoying an icecream, milkshake or chocolate :smith:
I feel your pain, bro.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28931712]I've got pectus excavatum. Pretty common birth defect, but mine is apparently much more severe than most cases in the sense that it's seriously constricting my lungs (lung capacity at 60% of normal volume) and has displaced my heart. My heart is beating against the solid bone of my ribcage, which could lead to serious damage down the road. Because of this, I need surgery to correct my defect. It's rather unpleasant, too! They'll cut me open, break all of my ribs, cut off the extra length, pop out my sternum, shave off the excess cartilage, wire it all together, and shove in a metal band to support the ribs while they heal in their new shape.[/QUOTE] I've got this too approximately 6cm deep, but after reading how they correct it I'm not sure whether I want to try and go through with some surgery :ohdear: Although the extra lung capacity is tempting :v:
[QUOTE=Rashy;28972061]I have a minor case pectus carinatum and kyphosis which I am waiting for an operation to fix. Are you having your pectus carinatum sorted out?[/QUOTE] No idea. I hope to some time though. Luckily mine isn't terrible either, but it is fairly noticeable anyhow.
I'm alone.
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