[QUOTE=User-Maat-Re;23585703]He lived, but the bullet is still in him and the police don't know who did it.[/QUOTE]
Why am I getting funnies? I'm not proud of it.
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;23598504]you're a fucking twat, you belong in GD[/QUOTE]
Haha oh dear
Told a girl I love her, didn't work out too well
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;23604903][IMG]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7180/picture34x.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I swear I've seen this picture somewhere before
I once was thirsty while baked and I grabbed like a blind man to a bottle on my desk and almost drank my own piss.
[QUOTE=Inmate Issues;23627843]I once was thirsty while baked and I grabbed like a blind man to a bottle on my desk and almost drank my own piss.[/QUOTE]
you what like a who?
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;23627198]I swear I've seen this picture somewhere before[/QUOTE]
Everywhere in DD?
[QUOTE=brianosaur;23628106]you what like a who?[/QUOTE]
Sorry, these shrooms from my new dealer are making my hands all shake.
*TRANSLATION* When I was baked once I grabbed for my bottle of water, but I pissed in it before and I almost drank it.
I got high and got arrested for destruction of property.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;23582936]I used to get them terribly, Same here, I smoked for quite a bit then i got it.
But I should have expected it, waking up then smoking a bowl to myself out of a g bong then taking a shower right after then expecting to go to class after that.
That was around Jan of last year but I still get them every sesh since last time I smoked.
I actually stopped for a bit, I haven't smoked for.... let's see maybe 2-3 months.[/QUOTE]
Just try it again, but by taking it slow. As long as you don't try smoking so fast that it creeps up on you, you'll be able to mentally prepare for it. And honestly, it feels so much better now.
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;23627198]I swear I've seen this picture somewhere before[/QUOTE]
No way, this is the first time I've posted that...
I was driving with some friends and I hit a bird. We had to pull over and park for a good few minutes because i couldn't stop crying about it.
I got really cross faded once at a friends house, and I had to take the biggest shit ever but I didn't want to because I wanted to be modest and all.
So I end up taking a huge shit in the toilet and I feel absolutely relieved, yet the shit won't flush down (mainly because the toilet couldn't handle it). So I'm standing there high and drunk as shit for a good 10 minutes just constantly flushing the toilet and watching this huge shit spin in circles around the toilet.
I said fuck it and left the bathroom and continued drinking and smoking. People ended up going in and out of the bathroom and constantly coming out complaining of the huge shit in the toilet. I leaned over to one of my friends and told him it was mine, followed by us giggling like schoolgirls.
Then I got too drunk and ended up feeling really terrible. I ran over to the bathroom, leaned over, and started heaving all over my shit which still happened to be floating in the toilet. People outside the bathroom heard me puking and came inside to see if I was alright. I flushed the toilet, with the puke going down and the shit [i]still[/i] spinning, and got a ride back to the dorm and slept for a long time.
Then when I had my hangover I just took a snap and everything felt better.
I sent about 5 incomplete and nonsensical text messages last night trying to tell one person that my hobo acetone leafer hash is gonna be drying, while under the influnce of 10 5/325 percocet, 60mg of temazepam and 1.5mg of clonazepam. I also accidentally sent the most coherent one to the wrong person at 2am, "Its not gonn be alot but itr". It was mainly because I kept accidentally sending them halfway through.
Once while high on some of the strongest hash I had ever smoked and under the influence of shrooms, I really fucked up at a party.
I was in the presence of several friends and a lot of strangers, and suddenly I found myself to be really really aroused. With no one suitable to dump my seed in or on, I wandered to the restroom to take care of the issue.
I walked down the hall and shut the door behind me, leaned against it and shut my eyes, and began jacking off furiously. I suddenly heard a scream and realized that I was so fucked up I had shut the door while still in the hall and not realized it, and was jacking off in the hall.
Luckily the person who screamed was a cute drunk little twink and I took care of the issue in a much more satisfying way.
[editline]01:19PM[/editline]
Not that bad, but it could have been disastrous.
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;23676781]I got really cross faded once at a friends house, and I had to take the biggest shit ever but I didn't want to because I wanted to be modest and all.
So I end up taking a huge shit in the toilet and I feel absolutely relieved, yet the shit won't flush down (mainly because the toilet couldn't handle it). So I'm standing there high and drunk as shit for a good 10 minutes just constantly flushing the toilet and watching this huge shit spin in circles around the toilet.
I said fuck it and left the bathroom and continued drinking and smoking. People ended up going in and out of the bathroom and constantly coming out complaining of the huge shit in the toilet. I leaned over to one of my friends and told him it was mine, followed by us giggling like schoolgirls.
Then I got too drunk and ended up feeling really terrible. I ran over to the bathroom, leaned over, and started heaving all over my shit which still happened to be floating in the toilet. People outside the bathroom heard me puking and came inside to see if I was alright. I flushed the toilet, with the puke going down and the shit [i]still[/i] spinning, and got a ride back to the dorm and slept for a long time.
Then when I had my hangover I just took a snap and everything felt better.[/QUOTE]
god damn, i just laughed so hard
[editline]11:49PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;23689811]Once while high on some of the strongest hash I had ever smoked and under the influence of shrooms, I really fucked up at a party.
I was in the presence of several friends and a lot of strangers, and suddenly I found myself to be really really aroused. With no one suitable to dump my seed in or on, I wandered to the restroom to take care of the issue.
I walked down the hall and shut the door behind me, leaned against it and shut my eyes, and began jacking off furiously. I suddenly heard a scream and realized that I was so fucked up I had shut the door while still in the hall and not realized it, and was jacking off in the hall.
Luckily the person who screamed was a cute drunk little twink and I took care of the issue in a much more satisfying way.
[editline]01:19PM[/editline]
Not that bad, but it could have been disastrous.[/QUOTE]
hahahaha
[QUOTE=Tea Guy;23547756]The worst thing i have ever done is spilled all of the bong water on myself.
Shit's terrible man.
Also i got really high and accidentally blew into my bong and all the water went up into the bowl and ruined my weed. Sad Face.[/QUOTE]
lol i did this once when i was real baked because i wanted to clear the remaining smoke out of the chamber and instead of blowing through the stem i decided to blow in the top and water spewed out and went all over my friends brand new laptop.
I tryed to take a piss on a police bike before that wasn't such a great idea luckly people stopped me before I started. I also tryed to start a fight with my mates ( we were not mates at the time ) dad after he said he was going to hit me with a pool que. When I used to get pissed I thought I was so hard, I was your sterotypical yob, as I have gotten older I have become less of prick when I drink.
I haven't really done anything bad on any other drugs, normal stupid shit while stoned but nothing bad.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;23689811]Once while high on some of the strongest hash I had ever smoked and under the influence of shrooms, I really fucked up at a party.
I was in the presence of several friends and a lot of strangers, and suddenly I found myself to be really really aroused. With no one suitable to dump my seed in or on, I wandered to the restroom to take care of the issue.
I walked down the hall and shut the door behind me, leaned against it and shut my eyes, and began jacking off furiously. I suddenly heard a scream and realized that I was so fucked up I had shut the door while still in the hall and not realized it, and was jacking off in the hall.
Luckily the person who screamed was a cute drunk little twink and I took care of the issue in a much more satisfying way.
[editline]01:19PM[/editline]
Not that bad, but it could have been disastrous.[/QUOTE]
lmfao dude I laughed so hard at that
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;23689811]Once while high on some of the strongest hash I had ever smoked and under the influence of shrooms, I really fucked up at a party.
I was in the presence of several friends and a lot of strangers, and suddenly I found myself to be really really aroused. With no one suitable to dump my seed in or on, I wandered to the restroom to take care of the issue.
I walked down the hall and shut the door behind me, leaned against it and shut my eyes, and began jacking off furiously. I suddenly heard a scream and realized that I was so fucked up I had shut the door while still in the hall and not realized it, and was jacking off in the hall.
Luckily the person who screamed was a cute drunk little twink and I took care of the issue in a much more satisfying way.
[editline]01:19PM[/editline]
Not that bad, but it could have been disastrous.[/QUOTE]
Aha. :v: Nice.
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;23676781]I got really cross faded once at a friends house, and I had to take the biggest shit ever but I didn't want to because I wanted to be modest and all.
So I end up taking a huge shit in the toilet and I feel absolutely relieved, yet the shit won't flush down (mainly because the toilet couldn't handle it). So I'm standing there high and drunk as shit for a good 10 minutes just constantly flushing the toilet and watching this huge shit spin in circles around the toilet.
I said fuck it and left the bathroom and continued drinking and smoking. People ended up going in and out of the bathroom and constantly coming out complaining of the huge shit in the toilet. I leaned over to one of my friends and told him it was mine, followed by us giggling like schoolgirls.
Then I got too drunk and ended up feeling really terrible. I ran over to the bathroom, leaned over, and started heaving all over my shit which still happened to be floating in the toilet. People outside the bathroom heard me puking and came inside to see if I was alright. I flushed the toilet, with the puke going down and the shit [i]still[/i] spinning, and got a ride back to the dorm and slept for a long time.
Then when I had my hangover I just took a snap and everything felt better.[/QUOTE]
Fucking hilarious.
Me and my mate were in Psychosis and we some funny shit. He saw a bush in the room and he also filled up a bowl with water and drank with it at night. I asked him what he was doing and he replied: "I'm drinking water, what does it look like!". I proceeded to lol heartily.
[QUOTE=PayamT;23547718]I have always wondered.
Me myself do not do drugs, I'll probably get drunk and do it once, but I can't consider myself buying it and smoking every day.
Also, is it dangerous to mix alcohol and drugs?[/QUOTE]
Why are you so dense?
I shot the sheriff.
[QUOTE=Trulove;23748869]I shot the sheriff.[/QUOTE]
But i didn't shoot no deputy.
Let a chick with a mo-hawk give me a blow job. It was actually a good bj too. Oh yea, I went on a dead sprint straight into a barbed wire fence.
Shit I forgot one. I once cleared the bong so hard that I sucked a chunk of ice from the ice catcher and it went straight down my throat. Some bong water went with it.
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