I was assaulted with a cricket bat and bitten. Need revenge

[Asswipe]

I'm just gonna be honest, your wrist is fine. It will heal.

That said I study the human body and pressure points. I seriously doubt she did anything that major to you.

I'll state my opinion firstly by saying you sound like a pretty huge pussy. Seriously? You're in fucking college and got your ass kicked by a 16 year old?

If I were you and he even so as stood outside my room with a baseball/cricket bat I would literally pick his ass up and break his ass in half. I mean apparently you are in college so you should be bigger than him.

Now for your revenge. Seeing as your from England you can't do much involving a gun, so I would recommend black bagging the fucking kid and raping the bitch or some shit.

[b]EDIT:[/b] TL;DR ram a cricket bat up the kid's ass.

Also from what I see you pretty much state you just gave in and let him beat your ass. That is just pathetic lets be honest.

ITT: OP vents to Facepunch, he got his ass beat, hes so mad that he isn't tough that he wanted to sound like a tough guy by making a thread on the internet saying hes going to get revenge.

[FunnyGamer]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397823]I'm just gonna be honest, your wrist is fine. It will heal.

That said I study the human body and pressure points. I seriously doubt she did anything that major to you.

I'll state my opinion firstly by saying you sound like a pretty huge pussy. Seriously? You're in fucking college and got your ass kicked by a 16 year old?

If I were you and he even so as stood outside my room with a baseball/cricket bat I would literally pick his ass up and break his ass in half. I mean apparently you are in college so you should be bigger than him.

Now for your revenge. Seeing as your from England you can't do much involving a gun, so I would recommend black bagging the fucking kid and raping the bitch or some shit.

[B]EDIT:[/B] TL;DR ram a cricket bat up the kid's ass.[/QUOTE]

It's obvious you're trolling/didn't read very well because he didn't get his "ass kicked by a 16 year old," he got hit in the mouth with a cricket bat through the window.

[Slip777]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397823]I'm just gonna be honest, your wrist is fine. It will heal.

That said I study the human body and pressure points. I seriously doubt she did anything that major to you.

I'll state my opinion firstly by saying you sound like a pretty huge pussy. Seriously? You're in fucking college and got your ass kicked by a 16 year old?

If I were you and he even so as stood outside my room with a baseball/cricket bat I would literally pick his ass up and break his ass in half. I mean apparently you are in college so you should be bigger than him.

Now for your revenge. Seeing as your from England you can't do much involving a gun, so I would recommend black bagging the fucking kid and raping the bitch or some shit.

[b]EDIT:[/b] TL;DR ram a cricket bat up the kid's ass.[/QUOTE]

You seem to not be able to understand how fighting works, nor reading for that matter. As I stated before, he's a 16 year old retard and I wasn't about to hit him in front of my dad for no reason. He shoved the fucking bat through the window while I was cursing the whore out. He had a large weapon, I had none. Believe me if I could go back in time i'd dodge the cricket bat and beat the living fuck out of him with it.

[Asswipe]

[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;23397875]It's obvious you're trolling/didn't read very well because he didn't get his "ass kicked by a 16 year old," he got hit in the mouth with a cricket bat through the window.[/QUOTE]

By the 16 year old.

[RidingKeys]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397823]I'm just gonna be honest, your wrist is fine. It will heal.

That said I study the human body and pressure points. I seriously doubt she did anything that major to you.

I'll state my opinion firstly by saying you sound like a pretty huge pussy. Seriously? You're in fucking college and got your ass kicked by a 16 year old?

If I were you and he even so as stood outside my room with a baseball/cricket bat I would literally pick his ass up and break his ass in half. I mean apparently you are in college so you should be bigger than him.

Now for your revenge. Seeing as your from England you can't do much involving a gun, so I would recommend black bagging the fucking kid and raping the bitch or some shit.

[b]EDIT:[/b] TL;DR ram a cricket bat up the kid's ass.

Also from what I see you pretty much state you just gave in and let him beat your ass. That is just pathetic lets be honest.

ITT: OP vents to Facepunch, he got his ass beat, hes so mad that he isn't tough that he wanted to sound like a tough guy by making a thread on the internet saying hes going to get revenge.[/QUOTE]
Whole post is complete bullshit.

[Asswipe]

[QUOTE=Slip777;23397893]You seem to not be able to understand how fighting works, nor reading for that matter. As I stated before, he's a 16 year old retard and I wasn't about to hit him in front of my dad for no reason. He shoved the fucking bat through the window while I was cursing the whore out. He had a large weapon, I had none. Believe me if I could go back in time i'd dodge the cricket bat and beat the living fuck out of him with it.[/QUOTE]

You're right I know absolutely nothing about fighting. Even though I host a self defense class that is free of charge to anyone interested and I teach them all about pressure points and demonstrate how to kick someones ass, and I actually kick their asses.

Also you weren't going to hit him for no reason? Okay man since having a cricket bat and standing outside your door cursing at you totally isn't self-defense on your part.

I don't give a shit if he busted your lip with a fucking bat. Big fucking deal you still could have beat his ass.

If you have ever been in a fight before I'm sure you have had worse than someone busting your lip with a bat which barely requires any force.

[Dbuhos]

If I would be you I'd beat the fuck out of them both. Seriously. Grab a fucking pipe and smash his jaw open.

Ohoh, just go berserk. They started it, YOU end it.

[Asswipe]

[QUOTE=Dbuhos;23397969]If I would be you I'd beat the fuck out of them both. Seriously. Grab a fucking pipe and smash his jaw open.

Ohoh, just go berserk. They started it, YOU end it.[/QUOTE]

How about we stop acting like were in movies here. Nobody really gets a lead pipe and beats the shit out of someone because they burst their lip.

Grow a pair OP and beat the shit out of him with your fist.

[Dbuhos]

:V Meh, that's what you think, if somebody would bust my lip open intentionally I'd smash their heads in the nearest wall.

[butre]

[QUOTE=Slip777;23397120]TLDR: Fuck you read the story.[/QUOTE]

this is a genuinely long post and you should be ashamed for not providing me with a proper tldr

[Asswipe]

[QUOTE=Dbuhos;23398066]:V Meh, that's what you think, if somebody would bust my lip open intentionally I'd smash their heads in the nearest wall.[/QUOTE]

Yea but what does that prove. It proves you are a coward that hides behind a weapon because they need an advantage over someone.

This is even coming from a gun owner which is ironic. I would never use my firearms unless someone had a firearm in my face, or some other sort of significant advantage.

[sa2fan]

Give a moral to your dad that whores, aren't always the solution. And then he and you will go apeshit and destroy both of them.

[Shadowspike]

buy a large gun

[Timebomb757]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23398010]How about we stop acting like were in movies here. Nobody really gets a lead pipe and beats the shit out of someone because they burst their lip.

Grow a pair OP and beat the shit out of him with your fist.[/QUOTE]

name and avatar fits posting quality

[Dbuhos]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23398114]Yea but what does that prove. It proves you are a coward that hides behind a weapon because they need an advantage over someone.

This is even coming from a gun owner which is ironic. I would never use my firearms unless someone had a firearm in my face, or some other sort of significant advantage.[/QUOTE]

I probably am.

[alexk]

And don't know about the law int he US, but I'm pretty sure that in Canada, if you fear for your life, you can take any measures to stop it. Also, go to a store, and by a BB gun, just some shitty one, Don't even load it, but keep it around when your by "retard boy" or "dirty slut bitch whore" and if anything happens just pull it out, they should be scared with it out.

[Asswipe]

[QUOTE=alexk;23398167]And don't know about the law int he US, but I'm pretty sure that in Canada, if you fear for your life, you can take any measures to stop it. Also, go to a store, and by a [b]BB gun[/b], just some shitty one, Don't even load it, but keep it around when your by "retard boy" or "dirty slut bitch whore" and if anything happens just pull it out, they should be scared with it out.[/QUOTE]

I don't get why people post shit like this. I don't care who you are if you are scared of an Airsoft gun you are a pussy.

[Timebomb757]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23398220]I don't get why people post shit like this. I don't care who you are if you are scared of an Airsoft gun you are a pussy.[/QUOTE]

BB gun/Airsoft gun

I also love your principle of "hiding behind a weapon". Someones never heard of Krav Maga.

[WickedIcon]

[QUOTE=Timebomb757;23398266]BB gun/Airsoft gun

I also love your principle of "hiding behind a weapon". Someones never heard of Krav Maga.[/QUOTE]

Krav Maga also takes far longer to learn than OP probably wants.

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Is this what the bitch looked like?

[:smug:]

Sit down with your dad and talk about pressing charges.

It'd be a dick move to do it behind his back when he obviously doesn't want this, but you might be able to convince him otherwise.

[Timebomb757]

[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23398288]Krav Maga also takes far longer to learn than OP probably wants.[/QUOTE]

I wasnt implying that the OP should learn Krav Maga, just illustrating an example of a martial art that dictates the use of anything around you as a weapon.

[PyromanDan]

Go back and press charges,
your father obviously isnt going to be with her much longer.

[Asswipe]

[QUOTE=Timebomb757;23398315]I wasnt implying that the OP should learn Krav Maga, just illustrating an example of a martial art that dictates the use of anything around you as a weapon.[/QUOTE]

Krav Maga teaches you to think of anything able to be used as a weapon incase someone uses it against you or incase your in a situation of self defense.

Revenge =/= Self Defense.

[S.T.O.R.M]

[QUOTE=JDK721v2;23397307]have a threesome with them[/QUOTE]

He wants revenge, not for his mind to be destroyed for the rest of his life!

[Phoenix Wright]

Press charges anyway. If you use violence, they will press charges against you. And they'll think your an idiot after that

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

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[S.T.O.R.M]

Also put Diesel in the Petrol Tank or if it is a Diesel Car put Petrol in it... :smug:

[fear me]

She may have been a zombie. Make sure you aren't turning into one of them.

[hakusaro]

Press charges, if you really can't, consider moving in with a mate if you can.

Also, best thing would be to throw a shit ton of itching powder in her sheets.

[Best4bond]

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