I was assaulted with a cricket bat and bitten. Need revenge - General

Mind games. Untraceable mind games. They both sound slow so it could lead to hilarious results.

Laxatives, in the food, now.

OP: Give them the ole' 4chan death threat welcome

At night, creep into slut whore bitch's room and shave half of her hair off. Right from the middle to the left. Go into retard boy's room and 1- If he has a computer, open it, and stab the motherboard or break something that he won't notice. 2- Grab his cricket bat and break it into splinters, then scatter them on his bed. 3- Kill him dead. That'll teach him.

I hate it when I hear of decent people whos Dads bring home some bitches who try and make their lives a misery and the Dad sticks up for her. I feel for you. Mind, your Dad seemed cool when he threw her spawn into the pool. If there was no possibility of you getting arrested, then I would recommend going berserk. [editline]07:57AM[/editline] [QUOTE=nicatronTg;23398541]Press charges, if you really can't, consider moving in with a mate if you can. Also, best thing would be to throw a shit ton of itching powder in her sheets.[/QUOTE] Would be a good idea if she and his Dad didn't share the same bed, which I think they probably do?

I'd go with the sabotage their car scheme some kid had said earlier in this topic. If you want to be moral, talk to your dad about pressing chargers again and see if he changes his mind.

I'd hit retard boy over the head while he's asleep. Also cut the bitch's break lines if she owns her own car.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397823]ITT: OP vents to Facepunch, he got his ass beat, hes so mad that he isn't tough that he wanted to sound like a tough guy by making a thread on the internet saying hes going to get revenge.[/QUOTE] All you've done is call people pussies, you're the one acting like a tough faggot

fingerbang her in her sleep!

Wait for the retard kid to fap then collect the semen and stick it in the mom while shes asleep and have double retard babies

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23398114]Yea but what does that prove. It proves you are a coward that hides behind a weapon because they need an advantage over someone. This is even coming from a gun owner which is ironic. I would never use my firearms unless someone had a firearm in my face, or some other sort of significant advantage.[/QUOTE] OHOHO U SO TUFF U DUN NEED WEPON FOR FITIN Go away, man.

Personally I would've belted them with whatever I could get hold of, if anyone latched onto my arm and caused damage that sounds as severe as they did I wouldn't care who they are I'd just punch them until they let go.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397823]I'm just gonna be honest, your wrist is fine. It will heal. That said I study the human body and pressure points. I seriously doubt she did anything that major to you. I'll state my opinion firstly by saying you sound like a pretty huge pussy. Seriously? You're in fucking college and got your ass kicked by a 16 year old? If I were you and he even so as stood outside my room with a baseball/cricket bat I would literally pick his ass up and break his ass in half. I mean apparently you are in college so you should be bigger than him. Now for your revenge. Seeing as your from England you can't do much involving a gun, so I would recommend black bagging the fucking kid and raping the bitch or some shit. [b]EDIT:[/b] TL;DR ram a cricket bat up the kid's ass. Also from what I see you pretty much state you just gave in and let him beat your ass. That is just pathetic lets be honest. ITT: OP vents to Facepunch, he got his ass beat, hes so mad that he isn't tough that he wanted to sound like a tough guy by making a thread on the internet saying hes going to get revenge.[/QUOTE] Are you a retard? Seriusly? You do know that there is only a small difference between 16 year olds and people in college right? Fuck most of the people in my school are strong enough to rip anyone in college into pieces.

Seriously, put diesel in her petrol car. It will become unusable then since it destroys the motor with out killing her! :smug:

[QUOTE=S.T.O.R.M;23400085]Seriously, put diesel in her petrol car. It will become unusable then since it destroys the motor with out killing her! :smug:[/QUOTE] We want to kill her :buddy:

[QUOTE=Mexican;23399312]All you've done is call people pussies, you're the one acting like a tough faggot[/QUOTE] A tough faggot. What. [editline]08:50AM[/editline] [QUOTE=kaven;23400081]Are you a retard? Seriusly? You do know that there is only a small difference between 16 year olds and people in college right? Fuck most of the people in my school are strong enough to rip anyone in college into pieces.[/QUOTE] ITT: Typical 12 year old calls me an idiot and can't even spell 'Seriously' correct. [editline]08:51AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Spek47;23400030]OHOHO U SO TUFF U DUN NEED WEPON FOR FITIN Go away, man.[/QUOTE] Hi guys I can defend the OP even though hes a pussy, maybe it is because he is just like me.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23400112]A tough faggot. What. [editline]08:50AM[/editline] ITT: Typical 12 year old calls me an idiot and can't even spell 'Seriously' correct. [editline]08:51AM[/editline] Hi guys I can defend the OP even though hes a pussy, maybe it is because he is just like me.[/QUOTE] Shut up.

[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;23400144]Shut up.[/QUOTE] Is that all you have to say you fucking moronic bitch? Yea you are a bitch since you let people slap you around and do nothing about it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Rusty100))[/highlight]

Put tons of sharp nails into her airbag and slam the front of her car with a sledgehammer.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23400112]A tough faggot. What. [editline]08:50AM[/editline] ITT: Typical 12 year old calls me an idiot and can't even spell 'Seriously' correct. [editline]08:51AM[/editline] Hi guys I can defend the OP even though hes a pussy, maybe it is because he is just like me.[/QUOTE] Wow I missed a fucking o big deal. For the record Im 17.

the flying fuck?? throw them out onto the streets and if they try getting back in call the cops.

Any chance she was a zombie?

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23400153]Is that all you have to say you fucking moronic bitch? Yea you are a bitch since you let people slap you around and do nothing about it.[/QUOTE] :byewhore:

Lay charges OR - If they come back, while they're sleeping, put the retard boys right hand in some warm water to express his retardness. Then go slap dat bitch.

No offense but your dad's decision not to press charges is pretty dumb.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23400153]Is that all you have to say you fucking moronic bitch? Yea you are a bitch since you let people slap you around and do nothing about it.[/QUOTE] I really hope you're trolling.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23400112]Hi guys I can defend the OP even though hes a pussy, maybe it is because he is just like me.[/QUOTE] Being a pussy is better than being an asswipe. Go away, no one likes an asshole. Fucking internet tough guys.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397954]You're right I know absolutely nothing about fighting. Even though I host a self defense class that is free of charge to anyone interested and I teach them all about pressure points and demonstrate how to [b]kick someones ass, and I actually kick their asses.[/b] [/QUOTE] I'm sorry, but when a self defense teacher says that, you know he is full of shit [editline]07:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Best4bond;23398544]If your in Australia go to Today Tonight If in other country, Go to a a current affairs show[/QUOTE] A Current Affairs on channel 9 is better IMO

Tell the police

Sue them, make them bankrupt and send the sad fuckers to jail. To be pretty honest the retard boy, and bitch are rather ungrateful fuckers, your dad lets them stay in your house.