I was assaulted with a cricket bat and bitten. Need revenge - General

I'm completely dead serious when I say the following: 1. Buy a baseball bat. Or 2, if necessary. 2. Crack first baseball bat over bitch's head. 3. If it's still in tact, crack it over retard boy's head. If not, use second bat. 4. Assuming the bat knocks them out cold, if not killing them outright, Drag them into a dark alley, leave them in a dumpster. If they are not rendered unconscious or dead, repeat steps 1 & 2 as needed. 5. Write a detailed sign along the lines of 'Rape Me, Sell Organs of Child.' 6. Stick to the news channels like shit to a blanket. One of two things will happen. One, the bitch'll get raped and probably killed, and the kid will get cut up and his organs will be sold. Or two: Some cops will wander into the alley, bitch'll get arrested for prostitution and child endangerment, will end up in jail for a long, long time. Retard boy will get sectioned after he fights back against the CPS officials. Either way, you can't be held accountable so long as you're crafty enough. They get their lives ruined, you get to revel in the moment. I think I may have gone a bit overboard, but what the hell. :v:

Unlock the hood of their car. While they are driving at a fast speed it'll come up, they wont be able to see.

Wait until they are asleep. Go into the girls room. Drug her so she doesnt wake up. Grab some rope and tie her up nice and tight. Go do the same to the son and get his baseball bat. Grab his baseball bat and buttrape the bitch with it until she starts shitting out blood. Smash the boy across the head a fair few times with the baseball bat and step on his balls so he doesn't produce another fucked up living retard with his stupid balls. Then drag both of them and drop them in the pool and leave them there. Clean up your house make sure there is no signs of blood. Damage or shit like that. Clean it up neatly too. Make sure they can't trace any of this shit back to you.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23400153]Is that all you have to say you fucking moronic bitch? Yea you are a bitch since you let people slap you around and do nothing about it.[/QUOTE] Report for flaming/trolling and move on, dicknozzles. On topic... OP, I suggest you personally go to a doctor and have him look at your arm. Maybe he would give more of a shit if it's just you, and nobody else. Other people might make the doctor think that they did it, and, if he told you things were serious, anger said people. [editline]05:08AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Buggzie;23400737]Wait until they are asleep. Go into the girls room. Drug her so she doesnt wake up. Grab some rope and tie her up nice and tight. Go do the same to the son and get his baseball bat. Grab his baseball bat and buttrape the bitch with it until she starts shitting out blood. Smash the boy across the head a fair few times with the baseball bat and step on his balls so he doesn't produce another fucked up living retard with his stupid balls. Then drag both of them and drop them in the pool and leave them there. Clean up your house make sure there is no signs of blood. Damage or shit like that. Clean it up neatly too. Make sure they can't trace any of this shit back to you.[/QUOTE] :eek:

When she bit you, you should've kicked her in her fucking cunt. And when retard face threw the bat at you, you should've thrown it back or shove it up his asshole or something. Somehow this story enrages me. I want revenge too.

I feel for you man, I used to live with my half brother. When I was young he was a trashy piece of shit and he abused me and my slightly older brother a bit. One time when he hit my older brother my dad then picked him up, dragged him outside and literally thrown him in the wiz bin outside. Another time when he was slamming his door to piss my dad off my dad just simply took the door off its hinges and then cut it all up. No masturbating in your room now, asshole. However over time he got better. He has bipolar or some shit to explain that behaviour, he also got kicked out of school and didn't even bother attending TAFE. However now he is getting a job and he has moved out. So what I suggest for you OP is drag that retarded kid outside and throw him into the bin. Teach that fucker a lesson. Don't bother taking his door off of its hinges if he is moving out though.

naturally facepunchers give violent responses... Don't attack them or anything. That'd make you just as bad as them. You should press charges, it's pretty selfish of your dad to tell you not to.

Disable the breaks in their car.

Press charges already. I know I'm the millionth guy to say this, but damn...

Line the inside of the whore's car's ac with shit. So that when she turns the ac on she'll get either a face full of shit or the worst smell in the world in her face. Maybe both. As for the son, while he's away from his room, lock his door, hide the key but make the biggest mess you can make. And ionno, trip the little dumbass every chance you get and play it off. I feel for ya, OP. You've got pretty damn good patience, I wouldn't be able to stand a second of the whore and son's dumbfuckery.

Nail her neck to the headboard, and when she wakes up she'll be stuck. But seriously that's horrible you should kill her. No really that sucks.

This thread is full of... manliness. [img]http://lfp-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg[/img]

If you didn't do anything at the time, there's nothing you can do now. All you can do is press charges.

I wonder why that fucking kid always carries around a fucking bat. What he has it stored up in his asshole? Disable the car breaks. Fuck about with the steering, Unlock the hood, Disable the breaklights and headlights and let them drive it. They'll never come back hahahahahaha

step 1: cry about it on facepunch ✓ step 2: strangle them quietly while theyre sleeping

when she is asleep [B]cling film her to her bed[/B] [IMG]http://www.alterati.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dexter-pilot-1.jpg[/IMG]

Fucking press charges

press charges, If they get violent with you again, go for the fucking eyes bro, blind those asswipes. That bitch and shame on humanity of a son are some of the idiots in this world ruining us.

So your dad doesn't want you to go to the police? Take my advice on this one; ignore him. He's clearly blinded by feelings for the crazy woman and if they're a match, then nobody else is as important to them. At this stage, the woman's the most important person in the world to your dad, and vice versa. He doesn't want to press charges because in his own little world, everything's fine between him and her. You really should press charges. If it leads to a break up, then your dad won't be happy with you at first, but in a year or two, he'll look back and think, "What was I thinking?" All in all, pressing charges might make your dad angry, but it'll just be temporary.

Kick the shit out of retard boy. Make sure he doesn't see your face. (balaclava)?

Press charges. If they're leaving in a week, why not? They'll neve reappear in your life again, so press charges before they get away with this kind of assholery.

Just punch retard boy in the lip as they're moving out. And eye for an eye. I wouldn't suggest biting the bitch back, we don't know where she's been.

Turn them into a human centipede.

you can cut her brakes or just beat the shit out of them that always works for me.

[QUOTE=gravity cat .;23404324]you can cut her brakes or just beat the shit out of them that always works for me.[/QUOTE] Another Internet tough guy :sigh:

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23404347]Another Internet tough guy :sigh:[/QUOTE] Not unless he starts going "Haha u guys r pussies nd cowards lol I kill bears wid my fists"

[QUOTE=gravity cat .;23404324]you can cut her brakes or just beat the shit out of them[B] that always works for me.[/B][/QUOTE] Implying he's "Hard as fuck" When clearly not.

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23404448]Implying he's "Hard as fuck" When clearly not.[/QUOTE] Who are you to judge? You don't have sufficient information to say otherwise. He may have fought against someone weaker. You never know.

[QUOTE=Spek47;23404503]Who are you to judge? You don't have sufficient information to say otherwise. He may have fought against someone weaker. You never know.[/QUOTE] Someone weaker, still not "hard as fuck"

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23404533]Someone weaker, still not "hard as fuck"[/QUOTE] I don't remember him saying he was "hard as fuck". All he said was it always works for him. It may always work for him since he's fighting someone weaker, not because he's "hard as fuck". Can't you understand that?