I was assaulted with a cricket bat and bitten. Need revenge - General

OP, my advice is to file charges. Your father isn't thinking objectively, they assaulted you, in your house, and caused injury. Nothing says "Fuck you" like a pair of handcuffs and a lawyer. And it goes without saying, as much as I agree with everybody, don't do anything criminal, it won't end well.

[QUOTE=Spek47;23404560]I don't remember him saying he was "hard as fuck". All he said was it always works for him. It may always work for him since he's fighting someone weaker, not because he's "hard as fuck". Can't you understand that?[/QUOTE] I know you didn't say that it's still what he was implying, it's clear he's never fought anybody in his life, nor have I or would I want to.

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;23404706]I know you didn't say that it's still what he was implying, it's clear he's never fought anybody in his life, nor have I or would I want to.[/QUOTE] And how exactly do you know he was implying that he was "hard as fuck"? He could be implying that he has an easy time beating people up since most of his opponents are weak. Or he has some experience in fighting, not necessarily making him seem "hard as fuck". You can't just assume that he's never been in a fight or has no fighting experience at all.

Pellet Guns. Pellet Guns everywhere.

Fuck your Dad, press charges. Alternatively, put slivers of broken glass in their beds. Too small to be noticed but big enough to get into their skin and hurt them.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23398220]I don't get why people post shit like this. I don't care who you are if you are scared of an Airsoft gun you are a pussy.[/QUOTE] No, it can be a legitimate fear. I know someone who got shot with a BB gun. It got lodged in his eye sockets. He had to get surgery to get it out.

Press those charges like you mean it. That is what I would do.

Beat the retard to death with the cricket bat he hit you with in his sleep, set his house on fire and then run like hell. :buddy:

Better yet, do what the dad in The Last House on the Left did, he paralyzed the guy that raped his daughter and put his head in the microwave and put it on high. Do this to the son...you know you want to

I may be like the hundredth guy to say this, but you should go see a doctor if your arm still hurts around a week after the incident. My guess is that it either hit and disabled some muscle, or that, if you got bitten deep enough to bleed, that some of her rabies may now be in your arm. Press charges aswell, after consulting this, and convincing, your dad.

This is fucking insane.. If they stay. Throw a cricket in his face. He did it to you. So get revenge.

You have rights as an adult, tell your dad to piss off. Press charges. Also when no one is looking, unbolt the tires from her car but leave them on. Some time from now the tires will fall off, hopefully causing a lethal accident to occur.

[QUOTE=Kzaf;23408440]This is fucking insane.. If they stay. Throw a cricket in his face. He did it to you. So get revenge.[/QUOTE] a cricket? sounds painful.

No seriously OP, you're a retard if you don't press charges. No offense. [editline]04:37PM[/editline] fucking ninjas

Maybe you should do something less lethal then like "murdering them" just put laxatives in all their food or something. It'll give you a laugh for sure. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Raiding" - Mr. Gestapo))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Ryzo;23408591]Maybe you should do something less lethal then like "murdering them" just put laxatives in all their food or something. It'll give you a laugh for sure.[/QUOTE] If someone physically assaults you you don't get back at them "just for laughs".

Press charges, get lots of money.

maybe stash drugs in the whores closet and say that she trades sex 4 drugs becuase she is a crack whore for the retard boy take him to an abandoned place in the woods wear ski masks and beat the shit out of him and make the kid feel as dumb as possible when ever you talk to him then he will get depressed and will kill himself

[QUOTE=Slip777;23397120]Caution: this is a long story. It also contains incredible amounts of senseless profanity. Please read everything before you reply. I am venting. See TLDR if you're a lazy faggot. So here's the story. I live in a fucked up house hold with a mentally insane bitch (The bitch will be referred to as 'bitch, whore, cunt, slut, etc' for the rest of the thread) that my dad for some reason decided to have a relationship with. I also live with her dumb as shit son who's a bit of a retard. He's not a complete retard as you would see in special needs classes, he's just a bit slow when it comes to doing any actual work. He's 16 and dropped out of school. I'm in college. I don't get along with the bitch, and her son and I never speak. The bitch has been very horrible to me in the past from when I was a young age, and so I have a deep hatred for her. Retard boy was fine with me up until today. There was a very loud argument between my dad and the dirty whore which was, from what I could hear, about me. I tried to intervene, only to be literally shoved away by her little bastard off spring. It was a violent shove too[/QUOTE] My story would end there. If someone pushed me violently in my home, they'd get nothing but a relentless ass beating. That was your chance and you missed it. Don't be mad. You have pain pills. What did you get? Milk that one for all it's worth.

[IMG]http://tomcharris.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/10000194741.jpg[/IMG] The perfect couple

Tell your dad you're gonna press charges, and don't be soft about it, tell him you will press charges, no backing down.

Just fucking sue the bitch. She ruined a lot of your time in you OWN HOME. Then she fucking assaulted you and her retard kid assaulted you. They should be either in hospital or jail.

Have weapons and maybe sleep at someone elses house for a while.

[QUOTE=Slip777;23397120]Caution: this is a long story. It also contains incredible amounts of senseless profanity. Please read everything before you reply. I am venting. See TLDR if you're a lazy faggot. So here's the story. I live in a fucked up house hold with a mentally insane bitch (The bitch will be referred to as 'bitch, whore, cunt, slut, etc' for the rest of the thread) that my dad for some reason decided to have a relationship with. I also live with her dumb as shit son who's a bit of a retard. He's not a complete retard as you would see in special needs classes, he's just a bit slow when it comes to doing any actual work. He's 16 and dropped out of school. I'm in college. I don't get along with the bitch, and her son and I never speak. The bitch has been very horrible to me in the past from when I was a young age, and so I have a deep hatred for her. Retard boy was fine with me up until today. There was a very loud argument between my dad and the dirty whore which was, from what I could hear, about me. I tried to intervene, only to be literally shoved away by her little bastard off spring. It was a violent shove too. And I couldn't hit him, especially not with my dad standing there. I would have stayed to continue the argument but my dad insisted I go to my room. So I did. What happens next is still a bit of a blur, but I will try to explain as best as I can. I'm also writing this dosed up on pain killers and with no sleep, so bear with me. I'll refer to the son from this point on as 'retard boy'. The bitch and retard boy were standing outside my room, retard boy holding a cricket bat. I wasn't about to be intimidated by these pathetic shits, so I went outside and told them to fuck off and used lots of profane language. Retard boy has been known to hold large objects when he's intimidated, but he's never tried to hit me with anything, so I wasn't at all expecting him to. But this time he had his mothers encouragement. So after i'm done cursing out the dirty cum guzzling education-less whore, she starts charging at me. At first I don't know what the fuck she's doing, it was kind of like she was violently trying to hug me or some shit. So as i'm trying to get her off me she bites hard into my arm. The rabies infested whore fucking bites me. Fucking whore. My dad comes and gets her off of me. I thought nothing of the injury at first, didn't feel any pain, but that's probably because I still had adrenaline flowing through me. Later at the hospital I would see that she bit into either a vein or muscle tissue. The doctors really didn't seem to give a damn about my arm. It's painful to move the tendons that connect to my wrist. Anyway, after the bitch is off of me the argument continues. I inform her of how many dicks she's sucked and how she has no life purpose. I go back into my room and continue informing her of her pathetic existence through my window, and retard boy, the dumb fucker, shoves the end of the cricket bat with great force through my open window and hits me right in the lip. Dazed and confused as fuck, I fall backwards, with blood coming from everywhere. My shirt was mostly red. My dad then grabs the retarded faggot and throws him in the pool along with his cricket bat, and then deals with dirty cunt slut fuck whore. I called the police after that, and they came pretty quick. I would have loved to press assault charges against these two mentally fucked up sub-human beings, however my dad insisted that I did not. He didn't want any more drama. So the police took our details, and I told them if anybody so much as touched me I would be pressing charges and dialing them again. I said this making sure that fuck slut bitch whore and retard boy could hear me. She says she wants to take her son and move out in a week, however it's not certain. I doubt she could survive without mooching off of my fathers success, so i'm not sure if she will leave. I hope to god she does. Next I went to the hospital and got stitches in my lip and my arm x-rayed. They said my arm wasn't broken and they just gave me a bandage over the bite wound. But i'm still having trouble moving my wrist and arm muscles. Do any facepunch doctors know why it's hard to move my arm? If you've read this far I thank you for your patience. Like I said, i'm a bit fucked on pain killers and lacking sleep so mind my horrible writing. I'll try to post pictures tomorrow. Now i'm stuck with a really disfigured looking lip until it heals. And I want revenge. I need revenge. I'll pursue my revenge and will not stop even if it means death. I could just go berserk and beat the living crap out of both of them, but that would lead to seeing the police again and most likely me getting arrested. This is my last option. So the question is how do I get even with them without pressing charges? And how do I force them to get the fuck out of my house if my dad doesn't do it first? My lip kind of looked like this, just with more blood. And busted. And i'm not exaggerating. [URL]http://media.photobucket.com/image/bloody%20lip/Raili92/emo%20pictures/bloody_lip.gif[/URL] TLDR: Fuck you read the story.[/QUOTE] Sounds like your just a push over.

Need a backstory, what were they talking about? Why did they suddenly do a semi-planned assault on you?

Your dad is somewhat an idiot, you should convince him to kick them out of the house or else you'll be forced to move somewhere else like a relative's or friend's. or [IMG]http://www.airsplat.com/Images/ERA-CA-249P-007.jpg[/IMG] Only 2 options you have, I promise.

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;23410090]Sounds like your just a push over.[/QUOTE] No need to quote the whole thing.

You should consider breaking both retard boys and sluts kneecaps.

If I'm honest, I thought it was gonna be a zombie story relating to Shaun of the Dead. Anyway, doing something criminal in return as pretty much everybody else suggested will get you in more trouble than its worth. Persuade your dad into pressing charges and you should be good. As for the arm, definitely let it wait a little bit. Give it a week or two to heal, and if its still hurting go back to the doctor. Sue for medical costs.

Cut off retard boys penis while he sleeps and graft it onto his head v:v:v