I was assaulted with a cricket bat and bitten. Need revenge - General

Press charges anyways later on your dad will see you're right and your problem is solved because she goes to jail for assault.

[QUOTE=Barnhouse;23409880]Tell your dad you're gonna press charges, and don't be soft about it, tell him you will press charges, no backing down.[/QUOTE] This.

Basically, watch this film, it tells you everything you need to know about revenge. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxLWWiz5O8[/url]

[QUOTE=Asswipe;23397823]I'm just gonna be honest, your wrist is fine. It will heal. That said I study the human body and pressure points. I seriously doubt she did anything that major to you. I'll state my opinion firstly by saying you sound like a pretty huge pussy. Seriously? You're in fucking college and got your ass kicked by a 16 year old? If I were you and he even so as stood outside my room with a baseball/cricket bat I would literally pick his ass up and break his ass in half. I mean apparently you are in college so you should be bigger than him. Now for your revenge. Seeing as your from England you can't do much involving a gun, so I would recommend black bagging the fucking kid and raping the bitch or some shit. [b]EDIT:[/b] TL;DR ram a cricket bat up the kid's ass. Also from what I see you pretty much state you just gave in and let him beat your ass. That is just pathetic lets be honest. ITT: OP vents to Facepunch, he got his ass beat, hes so mad that he isn't tough that he wanted to sound like a tough guy by making a thread on the internet saying hes going to get revenge.[/QUOTE] Just... no.

Pistol whip retard boy then pull out a chainsaw and scare the fuck out of him. Smack him across the face with the chainsaw when it's off.

Piss on their favorite belongings.

Why the hell doesn't your dad want you to press charges anyway? Retard boy didn't have the balls to actually come into your room and try to do shit so he hits you through a window? Pa-fucking-thetic. PRESS CHARGES, fuckers have earned it.

Sugar in the gas tank. Do it.

Assume Control of the life forms.

I didn't give a shit when you posted this garbage on Zoklet and I don't give a shit about it here.

Pepper Spray. It is deadly as fuck and you get blinded for about 45 minutes and it causes so much fucking pain. But then again, pussies use it. [editline]10:11PM[/editline] But it works

[QUOTE=yuki;23397184]When she goes to sleep, nail her to bedroom door shut.[/QUOTE] You show her.

Like I said, get a gun permit and the next time they fuck with you just kill them in self defense

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23416892]Pepper Spray. It is deadly as fuck and you get blinded for about 45 minutes and it causes so much fucking pain. But then again, pussies use it. [editline]10:11PM[/editline] But it works[/QUOTE] There's the right idea. Mace the hell outta them.

[QUOTE=Ryzo;23408591][highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Raiding" - Mr. Gestapo))[/highlight][/QUOTE] :raise:

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23416892]Pepper Spray. It is deadly as fuck and you get blinded for about 45 minutes and it causes so much fucking pain. But then again, pussies use it. [editline]10:11PM[/editline] But it works[/QUOTE] Pepper spray in slut whore's hair spray and pepper spray in retard boys deodorant

Good thing your dad cares about you.

Also, one of the best tricks ever: Mix Nair into the cunt lady's shampoo.

[QUOTE=Slip777;23397120]I would have loved to press assault charges against these two mentally fucked up sub-human beings, however my dad insisted that I did not. He didn't want any more drama.[/QUOTE] Do it anyway. Seriously.

Tell your dad it's his fucking fault he was with the dumb cunt and her retard son, hence he shouldn't be telling you whether or not to press charges because it's indirectly his fault you got injured.

[QUOTE=yuki;23397184]When she goes to sleep, nail her bedroom door shut.[/QUOTE] This, and if you have one of those hot glue guns, glue the door up too.

I like how Asswipe joined the same day he got banned. [editline]08:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;23428728]Tell your dad it's his fucking fault he was with the dumb cunt and her retard son, hence he shouldn't be telling you whether or not to press charges because it's indirectly his fault you got injured.[/QUOTE] This is a good one. [editline]08:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ryzo;23408591]Maybe you should do something less lethal then like "murdering them" just put laxatives in all their food or something. It'll give you a laugh for sure. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Raiding" - Mr. Gestapo))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Care to explain the ban Mr. Gestapo?

If you want revenge press charges. You're in college. You're a grown ass man, do it. (note: whether you actually are a grown ass man is different.. but I hear it often in the military and it fits here.)

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;23429638] Care to explain the ban Mr. Gestapo?[/QUOTE] Woah I didn't know hezzy answered to you [editline]10:18PM[/editline] AND he's already answered it like five times

dude that's kinda fucked up, i'm with you man. when they are moving out, just yell out "FUCK YOU!", etc. and make all the neighbors hear it

[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;23430884]Woah I didn't know hezzy answered to you [editline]10:18PM[/editline] AND he's already answered it like five times[/QUOTE] Post the link to the post he answered it because I didn't see his name once between that ban and here.

He isn't going to kill OR injure. them for christs sake. So stop saying "lol brek iz legz n stuff. drown dem lol" "kil dem"

A large majority of people here are acting like this is some game... And I don't think some people here are being sarcastic when they say kill them... I can clearly see why age ratings are on games now. Though age ratings can be kinda annoying sometimes, and useless. Plenty of people under age ratings are intelligent enough to know that killing people is wrong. Some people in this thread are deranged. Why the hell would he kill them? For getting a burst lip...? Anyway, my advice is just to wait. If the kid never attacked you before, it is likely that he was just frightened that his mum might get hurt; I wouldn't think that he really hates you unless he has done that stuff to you before. Retaliating back will just make things worse. As for the woman - press charges. She is an adult, and biting is just... Well not right, especially when they are that age. At the time of writing your post, OP, I notice that you are [U]VERY[/U] angry. This is evidences by you thinking that the doctors don't care about your arm or the such. A bite wouldn't be that serious. Well good luck, and I hope everything gets better for you.

[QUOTE=JeffmA;23432201]Post the link to the post he answered it because I didn't see his name once between that ban and here.[/QUOTE] Look through Mr. Gestapo's post history I can't be bothered to explain it all to you [editline]02:55AM[/editline] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=961691[/url]

Confuse the retard boy with complicated math.