I had a dream today - General

I had a dream that facepunch was trolled and didn't know it It must've been a premonition because I'm sitting here reading this thread.

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018350]So you're saying God created these masses to be horribly tortured and destroyed like worthless weeds? That's pretty much saying that your God is a horrible meanie.[/QUOTE] Shush and help me killing Americans.

[QUOTE=Amic;26018376]Shush and help me killing Americans.[/QUOTE] :3 Please do not murder me.

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018350]So you're saying God created these masses to be horribly tortured and destroyed like worthless weeds? That's pretty much saying that your God is a horrible meanie.[/QUOTE] These masses as you wish to call them were unedcuated people, that didn't posses the inteligence and the faith to believe in the true God. You see converting them would be extremely hard and there could be wars and maybe more innocent citizens would be harmed. So we knew they would go to hell one way or another so sending them a bit earlier was a really smart move from the american army. You just have to think a little and use your little head and it will all make sense eventually. ;)

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;26018330]Just a city boy....[/QUOTE] Born and raised in SOUTH detroiiiit...

[QUOTE=gregvizz;26018410]These masses as you wish to call them were unedcuated people, that didn't posses the inteligence and the faith to believe in the true God. You see converting them would be extremely hard and there could be wars and maybe more innocent citizens would be harmed. So we knew they would go to hell one way or another so sending them a bit earlier was a really smart move from the american army. You just have to think a little and use your little head and it will all make sense eventually. ;)[/QUOTE] Oh, okay, it all makes so much sense now. I am enlightened. You have saved me. I will now go murder people that I think are going to go to hell in the name of God.

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018453]Oh, okay, it all makes so much sense now. I am enlightened. You have saved me. I will now go murder people that I think are going to go to hell in the name of God.[/QUOTE] Noo, you left me brother. **Amic3r shoots ConvolutedLogic in leg twice. Why you have done it?

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018453]Oh, okay, it all makes so much sense now. I am enlightened. You have saved me. I will now go murder people that I think are going to go to hell in the name of God.[/QUOTE] No ofcourse you don't have to do that. Unless you want to spend the rest all of life in Hell. All you have to do is believe and maybe someday God will forgive you. :) Go with Christ.

[QUOTE=Amic;26018484]Noo, you left me brother. **Amic3r shoots ConvolutedLogic in leg twice. Why you have done it?[/QUOTE] Ah, gregvizz showed me the way! It all makes sense in my little head, now! And since you are the inferior race, I will now blow your brains out, since you're going to go to Hell anyways. :D

[QUOTE=Nonikai;26018420[QUOTE=Tacosheller;26018330]Just a city boy....[/QUOTE][Quote]Born and raised in SOUTH detroiiiit...[/QUOTE] He took the midnight train going anywhere!

[QUOTE=Nonikai;26018420]Born and raised in SOUTH detroiiiit...[/QUOTE] He took the midnight train goin anywhere ninjad

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018523]Ah, gregvizz showed me the way! It all makes sense in my little head, now! And since you are the inferior race, I will now blow your brains out, since you're going to go to Hell anyways. :D[/QUOTE] I wont let you do that! **Me shoots three times in ConvolutedLogic's chest, then stakes his heart. Goodnight brother...

[QUOTE=thejjokerr;26018486]What you are saying is that trying to convert the wrong people would result in wars and maybe more inocent citizens being harmed: [b]Stop converting before you convert the wrong people.[/b][/QUOTE] I have helped a lot of people see the light in their lives again; they started believing in Christ again and some of them are my best friends and we always have good time together. You see, this is a chance for you too, if you start be;ieving in God again maybe we will let you hang out with us someday, but all in good time.

No... must... spread the word... of God... -twitch-

People stop it this kind of sinful discussion cannot be allowed here!

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018547]No... must... spread the word... of God... -twitch-[/QUOTE] Ill avenge you, ill kill the leader of USA's religion, and everyone who will try to get power.

[QUOTE=gregvizz;26018410]These masses as you wish to call them were unedcuated people, that didn't posses the inteligence and the faith to believe in the true God. You see converting them would be extremely hard and there could be wars and maybe more innocent citizens would be harmed. So we knew they would go to hell one way or another so sending them a bit earlier was a really smart move from the american army. You just have to think a little and use your little head and it will all make sense eventually. ;)[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ[/media] You won't have success in a forum, where the majority is a bunch of atheist, who are quite happy with their lives without your god. [editline]12th November 2010[/editline] Also I think your account is just a gimmick.

[QUOTE=gregvizz;26018561]People stop it this kind of sinful discussion cannot be allowed here![/QUOTE] You make me chuckle a bit. Of course I'm a ghostie now since Amic murdered me, but hey, ghosts can chuckle too. Oh, and: SIIIIIIIIIIN

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018599]You make me chuckle a bit. Of course I'm a ghostie now since Amic murdered me, but hey, ghosts can chuckle too. Oh, and: SIIIIIIIIIIN[/QUOTE] One day ,when ill bring The Ultimate Peace to the material world, ill ressurect you. @Topic Uuum... so what we talk about now?

in my dream i am the star. its me

Get this religious crap out of here. I am sick and fucking tired of all these shitpost filled, flamewar starting religion threads complaining about [insert religion here]. Just fucking stop arguing about it and get along you idiots.

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26018599]You make me chuckle a bit. Of course I'm a ghostie now since Amic murdered me, but hey, ghosts can chuckle too. Oh, and: SIIIIIIIIIIN[/QUOTE] Ghosts are not real, you see the only creatures that come close to ghosts are the angels and these never want to hurt people they always help them out and show them the light even in their most difficult situations. You just have to learn how to see them in the world. You had the ability when you were inoccent as a child but satan chose to rob you off that ability and trasform you to one of his followers. Pity, the irony, that you in fact don't have free will.

[QUOTE=gregvizz;26018002]I had a dream today. I had a dream that the world was united, that it was at peace, that all the people were holding hands with each other. No more wars, no more bad men blowing off american buidlings and torturing innocent american people. That Christ was our leader and that athiests and all those wrongdoers were no more. You will see one day I will stand corrected, for I am a believer of Jesus, a true american catholic citizen. And to all terrorists in Europe and Africa, go home and die. I wish you a good day Facepunch and remember it is never late to start believing again.[/QUOTE] European terrorists? if you are a US American and not a Native, you have no place in saying we are terrorists. Lay off the cocaine and meth. if it wasn't for the all the athiests we would be living in a squaty shithole with nothing to do but spread STD's. (because FP wouldn't exist.) Now I ain't one to point fingers or to judge others, but I would say that it's people like you that cause the fights amongst the world, with your fascist ideals and "your opinion being superior". The average joe americans, europeans and people in general want peace and variety, if everything you say happened the world would be boring. It rather sounds like the ideals of... a certain austrian bloke... [B]Fuck off back to your dad's sack, taking with you your arguement mongering attitude :hitler:[/B]

[QUOTE=mr.killa;26018628]Get this religious crap out of here. I am sick and fucking tired of all these shitpost filled, flamewar starting religion threads complaining about [insert religion here]. Just fucking stop arguing about it and get along you idiots.[/QUOTE] I think we have the right to speak too! Please let us express our opinion and don't encourage the wrongdoers!

Wrong thread, OP, go here: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1023898-Distasteful-Jokes[/url]

[QUOTE=Jorori;26018680]Wrong thread, OP, go here: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1023898-Distasteful-Jokes[/url][/QUOTE] Please dont interrupt such serious and important discussion.

[QUOTE=gregvizz;26018561]People stop it this kind of sinful discussion cannot be allowed here![/QUOTE] Jesus himself sent me a pic from his facebook account... [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-8577UQFLH0/SNNc1uI34oI/AAAAAAAAAWg/wbjCb_AcWHI/s400/1christ-middle-finger.jpg[/img] Just for you.

Typical American thinking that every other country is bad and that Americans have done nothing wrong in the past.

[QUOTE=gregvizz;26018677]I think we have the right to speak too! Please let us express our opinion and don't encourage the wrongdoers![/QUOTE] No, not is it is going to be a prejudice filled pro-Christian shit-thread.

[QUOTE=mr.killa;26018730]No, not is it is going to be a prejudice filled pro-Christian shit-thread.[/QUOTE] Please shut up and start killing those Americans allready, mind you?