Someone save this thread then link me to all the pictures
[QUOTE=blooregardo;21442998]Butthurter I just want to have normal sex if that's okay[/QUOTE]
You will not even [b]look[/b] at Butthurter, or so help me...
I like Butthurter.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21443010][b]I will fucking kill every god damn mother fucking cat in a 100 square mile radius and make a suit out of it! Then I will fucking find you and tear your skin off piece by piece in front of your family! [highlight]Then I will fucking jam all of your fucking skin inside your mothers cunt and tear your stupid fucking dad's head off![/highlight][/b][/QUOTE]
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What now.
[QUOTE=Jacklus;21443019]I like Butthurter.[/QUOTE]
Good, very good.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21442921]I am butthurter's boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
And I am Oak's grandfather.
Boy never learned how oranges work.
This should be an interactive comic, "Help Prof. Oak kidnap Butthurter".
[QUOTE=Metanar;21443028]"Help Prof. Oak kidnap Butthurter".[/QUOTE]
Will you help me?
[b]Please.[/b]
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21443017]You will not even [B]look[/B] at Butthurter, or so help me...[/QUOTE]
So help you [b]what[/b]?
I was so intrigued by the thought of you pushing fish hooks into your sweaty fed-up-with-Butthurter body.
Hold that thought while I call the funny farm.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21443030]Will you help me?
[b]Please.[/b][/QUOTE]
Can I put it on my CV?
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21443032]You have no idea who you're talking to.
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/d15a00frillytrainingbra1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I am talking to you, my one and only love forever.
I need your warmth against my body while I sit in the snow that is soaked in your "boyfriends" blood.
schlorp
[QUOTE=blooregardo;21443037]So help you [b]what[/b]?[/QUOTE]
I will stuff a pineapple into your ass. 10 times. Sideways.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21443046]I am talking to you, my one and only love forever.
I need your warmth against my body while I sit in the snow that is soaked in your "boyfriends" blood.[/QUOTE]
Yes, my mind has finally become cold and desensitised.
I actually found that heartwarming.
Prof. Oak you're single right
you doing anything this weekend
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21443069]Prof. Oak you're single right
you doing anything this weekend[/QUOTE]
Yes. Stalking Butthurter's dad.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21443064]That would have most likely been the case if you weren't busy assaulting the man who fingered me while massaging my chest as he overly feeds the morbidly obese people tied up in a bag while lying on a huge tray in [url=http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8c200left4transvestites.jpg]a giant stove.[/url][/QUOTE]
Why do you torture me so?
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21443010][B]I will fucking kill every god damn mother fucking cat in a 100 square mile radius and make a suit out of it! Then I will fucking find you and tear your skin off piece by piece in front of your family! [highlight]Then I will fucking jam all of your fucking skin inside your mothers cunt and tear your stupid fucking dad's head off![/highlight][/B][/QUOTE]
I will first cut your archillies tendons while you're hunting for cats. While you are crawling, I will take a black and decker drill and jam it up your ass. I will drink any blood you may lose to remove evidence. i will mail parts of your body to your parents.
In short, you won't last.
what a romantic thread
Prof. oak you're exactly my type please stalk me
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21443089]I actually won't do shit.[/QUOTE]
Try me bitch.
Just to sum up this thread: Prof.Oak <3 Butthurter.
Screwed up thread is screwed up...
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21443089]I will first cut your archillies tendons while you're hunting for cats. While you are crawling, I will take a black and decker drill and jam it up your ass. I will drink any blood you may lose to remove evidence. i will mail parts of your body to your parents.
In short, you won't last.[/QUOTE]
Oh and by the way, I know you live in Mesa Arizona. I'm going to fucking slaughter you.
abortion
crunchy
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21443101]Now, that's my man. :love:
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/c48e00romanticlemonatlarge.png[/img][/QUOTE]
He will be a girl when I tear his dick off.
Then it will just be you....and me....forever.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21442953]I'll give you a hint, his name ends with a word that you mentioned the most in the OP.[/QUOTE]
heil
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21443100]Oh and by the way, I know you live in Mesa Arizona. I'm going to fucking slaughter you.[/QUOTE]
Wrong state.
If your head wasn't so far up your ass, you would have done the better thing and picked a different girl.
this is better than the dramas on tv
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