[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;21453245]Wait, is butthurter a female or a shemale?[/QUOTE]
Take an 100% girl, xx chromosomes, nicely shaped, etc., grab a set of male genitals and stitch those between the cooter and waistline. Now make it so the man parts were 100% natural too, along with the vag below it and every other female part of body.
No, that is not butthurter, she is 100% female [sp]but dammit I wish it was[/sp].
pics or it didn't happen
[QUOTE=Metanoia;21442851]posting in a masterpiece thread[/QUOTE]
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21454524]Oh, you. :love:[/QUOTE]
I absolutely fucking adore you with a burning passion that pulses out from my eyes and kills my neighbors when I run down the street naked screaming for help because my parrot lost it's leg and I'm trying to get to the dentist for my cavity.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21454629]For a minute, I thought you said buming.[/QUOTE]
I want to fill your body with 142 gallons of my cum. Every minute. For 12 years.
is it weird that i find it impossible to believe that you're a girl?
[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;21454675]is it weird that i find it impossible to believe that you're a girl?[/QUOTE]
[b]No.[/b]
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21454695]She weighs 150 kg and fires 2 hundred thousand dollars per 2 hundred thousand seconds.
She costs over 4 dollars to fire this thing, for 150 seconds.
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I understand your preference.[/QUOTE]
I want you.
[b]Now.[/b]
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21454695]She weighs 150 kg and fires 2 hundred thousand dollars per 2 hundred thousand seconds.
She costs over 4 dollars to fire this thing, for 150 seconds.
[editline]03:03PM[/editline]
I understand your preference.[/QUOTE]
if you were a dude i'd totally be on you right now
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lol jks that's not how i roll
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21454613]I absolutely fucking adore you with a burning passion that pulses out from my eyes and kills my neighbors when I run down the street naked screaming for help because my parrot lost it's leg and I'm trying to get to the dentist for my cavity.[/QUOTE]
I'm her one and only butthurter. If you don't stop trying to earn her heart, then...
The moment you step outside your home, I will tackle you from your roof. From there I shall beat you with a cattle prod while you are tied up. From there I will take a metal grinding tool which I will procede to remove your arms, legs, genitals, nose, and ears. I will then take your body to bubba, and when he finishes, I will cook you alive, keep you alive, and feed you to dogs.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21454771]I'm her one and only butthurter. If you don't stop trying to earn her heart, then...
The moment you step outside your home, I will tackle you from your roof. From there I shall beat you with a cattle prod while you are tied up. From there I will take a metal grinding tool which I will procede to remove your arms, legs, genitals, nose, and ears. I will then take your body to bubba, and when he finishes, I will cook you alive, keep you alive, and feed you to dogs.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for telling me what you're going to do you dumbass, shit head, mother fucking cunt whore.
I'll kill your ass the second you jump off my roof.
This thread has changed my life.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;21454816]I gotta go to school now, Oak.
I love you so very much, and have a nice day.[/QUOTE]
I love you too baby. Have a great day :love:
Posting in one of the most legendary threads ever.
It is great to know you feel this way to a fellow member.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21454836]I love you too baby. Have a great day :love:[/QUOTE]
Good job doctoring the quote, you egotistical, arrogant, crossdressing whore.
i like this
This thread is excellent.
[QUOTE=SL0WP0KE;21455889]This thread is excellent.[/QUOTE]
Damn right it is.
butthurter acts like hes the engineer from tf2 and then talks to me on steam occasionally showing his gmod sexposes.
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;21456013]Damn right it is.[/QUOTE]
Because of this awesome thread, I give you avatar transparency!
There's 2 versions of it.
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/r7pwtf.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/kf5mhl.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=SL0WP0KE;21455889]This thread is excellent.[/QUOTE]
You can have some too.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/k185rp.jpg[/IMG]
I want to fuck Butthutter's brain out his mouth.
Thank ye very much hobo.
[QUOTE=SL0WP0KE;21456317]Thank ye very much hobo.[/QUOTE]
No problem.
butthurter
hurt my butt :pervert:
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;21456156]Because of this awesome thread, I give you avatar transparency!
There's 2 versions of it.
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/r7pwtf.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/kf5mhl.jpg[/IMG]
[/QUOTE]
Thank you, I shall set one of these after I make this post.
I'm still confused about the gender roles here
receiving anal sex from butthurter is the cause of goatse, hence the name
bull frickin' horse shit
What the hell.
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