[QUOTE=Teto;27841824]I kinda suck at this Zingled roleplaying thing :I
[code]Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: IF YOU ARE GOING TO PROMOTE A LIVESTREAM, PLEASE BE KIND AND KILL YOURSELF
▲: Hello
▼: otherwise, hello
▲: I Am Not Here To Promote Livestream
▲: That Would Be Rather Obnoxious
▼: there is this one kid around promoting his
▼: its kinda annoying
▲: What Is His Livestream About Anwyay?
▼: its him playing around with photoshop
▼: nothing intresing
▼: intresting
▲: Being Bad At It I Suppose
▼: yeah
▲: Drawing Furry Porn Or Something Dumb Like That
▲: Happened To Me Once
▲: It Was Horrifying
▼: bluhhh
▲: Not Very Nice At All
▲: However
▲: What Brings You Here
▼: my internet connection, ehehehe
▼: and i'm kinda bored
▲: Thats A Fair Enough Reason As Any To Be Anywhere Online
▼: there are some funny aliens now and then
▲: Like Who
▼: this one who types lIKE THIS, and one who goes CAPS ALL THE WAY AND RAGES and some others
▲: I See
▲: I Think I Have Run Into Them Here As Well
▲: It Is Quite A Small Community Here
▲: Few People Online At Once
▼: now that i think about it, you type Kinda Funny Too
▲: I Guess So Yes
▼: are you sure you are not a alien
▲: I May Be
▼: i take that as yes
▲: For I Am Friends With The One Who Talks In All Upper Case
▼: hes funny
▼: in his own way
▲: He Is Very Angry But Im Not So Sure Of His Sincerity
▼: its fun to watch him rage
▲: I Suppose Yes
▲: Especially So If He And His Future Self Get Into An Argument
▼: oh! and there is also this one who says honk :o) HONK :o) all the time
▲: I Have Yet To Run Into Him
▲: Though I Hear Many Complaining Of im
▼: hes kinda creepy
▲: Him
▲: What Is So Creepy About Him
▼: all the honks
▲: Hmm
▲: I Guess It Could Get On Anyones Nerves After A While
▼: and he talks about killing everybody too
▼: so, hes, like, super creepy
▲: Killing
▲: Hmm
▲: Ill See When And If I Run Into Him I Suppose
▲: Where Are You From Anyway
▲: Are You A Human
▼: earth
▲: I See
▲: What Is Your Name
▲: Kanaya Is My Name
▼: i'm john, nice to meet you
▲: Nice To Meet You Too John
▼: and if that honk guy is one of your friends i'd watch out
▲: Well I Dont Know
▲: I Might Know Him Already He Sounds Like One Of My Friends Gamzee Somewhat
▲: He Does Like Horns And Honking Them Is Something He Enjoys Also
▼: wellll
▼: aint he the same guy then?
▲: Possibly Yes
▲: But We Cant Know For Sure What Time He Is Talking To You From
▼: what time?
▼: what
▼: do you mean like, alien time?
▲: No
▲: I Think That This Client Can Access People From Any Point In Time
▲: To Any Point In Time
▼: you gotta be trolling me
▲: For Example I Have Had Conversations From Different Points In Time
▲: I Do Not Troll It Is My Friends Who Troll
▲: I Speak The Truth
▼: well they are kinda stutid..
▲: I Am Very Factual In The Way I Deal With Things
▲: I Will Die Before I Fully Understand The Beauty Of Sarcasm
▲: Though I Couldnt Possibly Know That For Certain
▲: But It Is Just How I Feel It Would Be
▼: oh sarcasm is so easy
▲: I Dont Believe I Quite Understand It Yet
▼: so easy that i was just sarcastic
▲: Hmm
▲: I Dont Believe I Understand That Either
▼: bluh
▲: What It Means To Be Sarcastic
▼: its like
▼: you mean something, but dont mean it
▲: Like A Lie
▼: yeah but not like a lie
▼: like a super ironic thingie
▲: So Do You Mean Like A Lie
▲: But Satirically
▲: Or Ironically
▲: As You Say
▲: You Say Something Fully Aware Of The Falsity Of The Statement
▼: yeah
▼: thats it
▼: it isn't so hard
▲: In Such A Way As To Make Aware The Other Person Of This Falsity
▼: you learn fast!
▲: I Dont Think I Fully Understand Yet Though
▲: It Must Be A Human Thing I Suppose
▲: That I Might One Day Learn To Appreciate
▼: dont you aliens have anything like that?
▼: like pranks and
▼: and
▼: stuff
▲: Not That I Am Aware Of No
▲: It Must Be A Human Custom To Lie To Each Other Ironically
▼: like putting a bucket on top of a door so when a person opens it, it falls to their head
▲: A Custom I Could Only Come To Understand By Growing Up In A Human Environment
▲: Well That Is Just Cruel
▲: For When They Open The Door The Bucket Would Fall
▼: thats the idea
▲: Due To The Disturbance In The Forces Acting On The Bucket
▲: Forcing It To Topple
▼: wait what?
▼: oh
▼: go on
▼: and
▲: Well
▲: I Suppose It Would Be Admirable For One To Plan Such A Thing
▲: As To Ensure It Would Fall On The Right Side Of The Door
▲: So That It Would Land On The Head Of Whoever Is Unfortunate Enough To Unsettle The Bucket
▲: Forcing It To Fall Down Onto Their Head
▲: And Cover Them With The Contents Of The Bucket
The other user has left[/code][/QUOTE]
my client froze :v:
[quote]▼: Hi
▲: HELLO, DUMBSHIT
▼: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH DID YOU MISS ME KARKAT
▼: STILL WANNA FUCK ME IN THE ASS
▲: WHAT
▼: ?
▲: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
▼: YOUR LOVER
▼: YOU SHIT NUGGERT
▼: *NUGGET
▲: WHAT LOVER, YOU FUCKFACE
▼: OH YOU WANNA FUCK MY FACE NOW TOO?
▼: OKAY IF YOU INSIST
▲: OH GOG
▼: BE GENTLE
You have disconnected.[/quote]
oh my god...
[QUOTE=Fish_poke;27842260]oh my god...[/QUOTE]
Expected
I'm a huge baby and my day is ruined because of this comic
i'm just gonna go cry on the couch with some ice cream and watch my favorite soaps
[QUOTE=Dragon;27842537]I'm a huge baby and my day is ruined because of this comic
i'm just gonna go cry on the couch with some ice cream and watch my favorite soaps[/QUOTE]
I am constantly doing the emotion that my avatar is doing.
constnatly
Terezi please no.
It is hard to track updates on a phone.
[QUOTE=ScoutTactical;27841109]No, it would have to be something that he would otherwise lisp on. e.g.: "I'm saved!"[/QUOTE]
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Then he explodes all over the place.
[editline]3rd February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dragon;27842537]I'm a huge baby and my day is ruined because of this comic
i'm just gonna go cry on the couch with some ice cream and watch my favorite soaps[/QUOTE]
That's probably what I'm going to do.
Hussie killing all of my favorite trolls is making me sad.
[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/2n20d38.png[/img]
Well, shit.
[QUOTE=Dragon;27842537]I'm a huge baby and my day is ruined because of this comic
i'm just gonna go cry on the couch with some ice cream and watch my favorite soaps[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if you're making fun of us or if you're pulling a Dave and being sarcastic about something you really care about.
[editline]3rd February 2011[/editline]
why is every other person i talk to promoting some dumb livestream where i joined and then got banned for being sent from 4chan, what is this shit i don't even
[quote]▲: honk
▼: gam
▼: wwhat is wwith your text
▲: OH NOTHING MY BROTHER. NOTHING AT ALL
▲: just some self realisation that's all
▼: wwhat kind of self realisation
▼: glub
▲: WELL NAMELY THAT I AM THE LAST OF MY OWN SUPERIOR RACE AND THAT I MUST FIND EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU
▼: wwell
▲: drain the beautiful purple blood from your veins
▼: oh
▼: you think it's beautiful
▲: PAINT A MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL PICTURE SOMEWHERE
▲: yes indeed it is beautiful
▼: thank you gam
▼: i didn't think it wwas
▲: IT'S LIKE MINE EXCEPT LESS MOTHERFUCKING ROYAAL
▼: wwhat
▼: i'm higher than you
▼: bitch
▲: you all think that don't you
▲: NONE OF YOU REALISE MY FUCKING TRUE HERITAGE. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SEE QUITE SOON HERE I THINK.
▲: honk
▲: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
▼: you're going to kill me
▼: aren
▼: aren't you
▲: of course i am brother, i need the beautiful blood of yours for some drawing shit
▲: I NEED ALL OF YOUR BLOOD. EVERYONES.
▼: you can havve my blood
▼: i wwant you to take my blood
▼: fuckin smear it all ovver my owwn chest
▲: you turning into a desperate fuck again?
▲: I AINT LOOKING FOR A MATESPRITE, NONE OF YOU ARE PROPER ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE AS MIGHTY AS I.
▼: wwhat
▼: oh god
▼: did the fuckin insane clowwn turn me dowwn too
▲: i'm gonna cut you open
▲: DRAIN YOUR BLOOD INTO A NICE FUCKING NON PORNOGRAPHIC CONTAINER
▲: paint clown faces and shit everywhere
▼: oh god keep goin gam
▲: YOU'RE SOUNDING TOO MUCH LIKE THAT CREEPO THAT NEPETA TALKS TO ALL THE TIME
▲: whats his name...
▼: equ
▲: FUCKING EQUIUS?
▼: did you kill him
▲: not yet
▼: wwill it be hard
▲: NO. IT WILL BE NICE AND EASY
▲: it's gonna be easy for all of you
▼: kill me last
▼: draww it out
▲: YOU KNOW JUST FOR THAT I'M GONNA MAKE IT QUICK. YOU'RE TOO CREEPY EVEN FOR ME ERIDAN.
▲: see you soon
▲: HONK
▲: honk
▲: HOOOOOOOOOOOONK
[/quote]
I was Gamzee.
I can't decide whether the guy was creepy or if he just did a fantastic Eridan.
[quote]▼: oh god
▼: did the fuckin insane clowwn turn me dowwn too[/quote]
lol
since Zingled seems to be the newest thing:
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/rrjq05.png[/img]
I am the master of pretending to be Karkat. :laugh:
Can we stop with the Roleplaying Conversations?
They aren't that funny and they are on the line between contribution and dicking around.
Lets get back to speculation and funny pictures of Karkat driving a Cat Car, Thanks.
[img]http://ib.skaia.net/image/1991.png[/img]
[B]No.[/B]
[QUOTE=halflambada;27843038][B]No.[/B][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7ObTm.jpg[/img]
[media]http://ompldr.org/vNmN2aw/vriskawall.png[/media]
Also here's a wallpaper.
[QUOTE=HWECQI;27842911]I was Gamzee.
I can't decide whether the guy was creepy or if he just did a fantastic Eridan.[/QUOTE]
You did a pretty good job as Gamzee, well done.
Guys, I found Hussie's private LiveJournal. The stuff he writes on there is pretty lulzy. For instance, here's the latest article:
[quote]When I released the first Homestuck panels almost two years ago, I was nervous about the response from critics and audiences. Sure, I knew I had crafted a brilliant, earnest comic that intelligently explored the human condition—a story that resonated with both children and adults alike—but I didn't know for sure if forumgoers would come out in big numbers or not. Well, fast-forward 2 years, thousands of pages, and $600K later, and I can tell you with full confidence that I've got you stupid fucking sons of bitches exactly where I want you.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I've got you dummies eating up this works-of-cinematic-beauty shit like your miserable little lives depended on it.
Yes, after the success of my first few acts I had a hunch you'd continue to enjoy the wonderfully designed animation and my smart, lyrical writing, but I didn't think I'd create a horde of drooling morons ready to drop everything just to watch a fucking blind alien draw comics. Time and time again, though, there you chumps are, lined up around the block with your stupid little grins, eager to have your stupid little hearts filled with whimsy.
Admit it: You numb-nuts are addicted to my genuine, three-dimensional characters. And you just can't get enough of my ability to make an idiot lesbian that can barely self-express feel relatable. It's okay to say you love it.
It's truly pathetic, but it's okay.
Let me share a little anecdote with you. Two years ago, I was reading an early edit of Homestuck, and I swear to God I only had to read five minutes of the thing before I turned to my closest mirror and said, "Boy, the sheep are gonna flock to this." And I said this while that derp's house was still on the Earth. Homestuck had everything you nimrods have come to expect from me: an endearing main character, that follow-your-dreams bullshit, and that razor-sharp humor garbage I can basically barf out anytime I need a hefty payday.
Admittedly, not everything in the comic was perfect. Were the troll romances a cheap gag? Absolutely. Did it matter? No way. I'm Andrew fucking Hussie! I've built enough credibility that I don't have to worry about batshit romance ruining a comic, because I own the audience, I own the critics, and when I say "Jump," the jack-offs who buy my merchandise say, "How high? $50 donation high enough?"
Come to think of it, you're like a bunch of talking dogs that rush to their water bowls every time I refill it with timeless narratives and indelible characters, aren't you? Here, boy! Sit. Stay. Roll over. Feel more of an emotional connection with a cartoon troll than anything else in your own empty life. Good boy. Good.
I am bulletproof, assholes. I can put out any old piece of shit that perfectly examines universal themes of love and friendship and just walk away with record box-office numbers. In fact, I think I'll have my award-winning design team (i.e.: ME) get cracking on an autistic adventure right now. Yes. Autistic. I'm talking actual mental disorder here, folks. I'll give it a hat and a fake tail, and—I don't know—call it Nepeta Leijon. I can make a story about how it got lost on its way to the fountain of cute. Its best friends are a domination fetishist and a girl who eats crayons. Then I'll just sit back and watch the receipts come in.
Yeah, it'll have heart and depth, but still, it's going to be about autism.
So here's what I've got coming out soon: Problem Sleuth 2, Nepetaquest 2011 (I actually have no clue what that is, but I'm sure my little toady at The New York Times A.O. Scott will say it fits perfectly into Hussie's grand tradition of excellence), and Bard Quest 2. I see I have a couple sequels in there, but I'm willing to bet you dunderheads are excited as hell for them because Hussie has that rare, I-don't-do-sequels-unless-I-genuinely-have-a-good-story-to-tell integrity thing that you just absolutely love and respect and that can't be found anywhere else in the world. Hell, it's like it's 100 degrees out and I'm the only one selling snow cones.
So, enjoy the comics, dipshits. And remember, THIS IS STUPID.
Hussie does not have a LJ. This was a parody of this recent ONN article. ([url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/ive-got-you-dumb-motherfuckers-eating-right-out-of,19014/[/url])[/quote]
[QUOTE=ScoutTactical;27843147]
[SP]Hussie does not have a LJ. This was a parody ofthis recent ONN article. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/ive-got-you-dumb-motherfuckers-eating-right-out-of,19014/)[/SP][/QUOTE]
While he doesn't have a Livejournal, he does have a blogspot! v:v:v
[url]http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Doomish;27843281]While he doesn't have a Livejournal, he does have a blogspot! v:v:v
[url]http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah, but people still watch that (despite the fact that it has been dead six months). I had to be more low-key.
i like daves blog
[QUOTE=ScoutTactical;27843308]Yeah, but people still watch that (despite the fact that it has been dead six months). I had to be more low-key.[/QUOTE]
Remove the spoiler tags and place it somewhere in the article
It was a nice conversion
ok
someone needs to do hearts boxcars
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;27843342]Remove the spoiler tags and place it somewhere in the article
It was a nice conversion[/QUOTE]
Thank you. Also: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.
[QUOTE=Doomish;27842698][img_thumb]http://i54.tinypic.com/2n20d38.png[/img_thumb]
Well, shit. [/quote]
Hey look, that was me!
honk
[QUOTE=Player 1.1;27843444]Hey look, that was me!
honk[/QUOTE]
:toot:!
[quote]You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: hOnK
▲: :o)
▼: Weirdo
▲: :o(
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Why does Dave have a fetus jar on his shelf. That is rather disturbing.
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;27843916][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/28u0b28.png[/img_thumb]
Why does Dave have a fetus jar on his shelf. That is rather disturbing.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002212]Dave collects WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS.[/url] v:v:v
