Andrew Hussie: The 13th troll everybody.
:golfclap:
But yaaay, back to John!
[QUOTE=Firefox42;27719020]What the fuck just happened?[/QUOTE]
Andrew made out with Rufio.
That is all there is to say on the matter.
I am laughing SO HARD.
I'm glad we're finally going to see what John's up to.
[QUOTE=Sift;27718972]"Why don't we see what John's up to"
how about we don't[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=defyant;27718946]gog dammit[/QUOTE]
You're all funny.
[editline]29th January 2011[/editline]
Glad to see we're going back to John. I was afraid that we slipped into Asteroidstranded
[quote=teto;27719011]rufio is lord english[/quote]
it all makes sense!
RUFIO! NOOOOOOOOOO! :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Penultimate;27719097]I'm glad we're finally going to see what John's up to.[/QUOTE]
There's a problem with that though, we just went through all this buildup with the trolls and now he's focusing on the kids. So it's kinda disappointing.
I'm pretty sure rufio was only invented just for this one update. This one incredibly silly update.
Oh wow I just realized Rufio was a reference to that movie.
Jesus Christ I'm stupid.
this is incredible
i love hussie
At least Andrew made a proper self evaluation of what this whole buildup for nothing is.
Back to john, eh? Just when Homestuck was getting interesting again.
[QUOTE=Lucinice;27719196]There's a problem with that though, we just went through all this buildup with the trolls and now he's focusing on the kids. So it's kinda disappointing.[/QUOTE]
See, what I'm hoping for is that the kids meet up with the trolls quickly, so we see how it all turned out from their point of view. Even though it's probably going to take, like, two months. It's more suspenseful, but I also really, really want to see how Karkat is dealing with all of this. I'm disappointed too, but I'm.... glad we're finally going to see what John's up to.
Wait, when we go to the kids, will Kanaya still be alive or something?
[QUOTE=Inacio;27719410]it wasnt even funny fuck you worst update
yeah i laughed loud[/QUOTE]
This
is really annoying, I hate it when people think this is funny, it's not.
[QUOTE=Phir3;27719556]Wait, when we go to the kids, will Kanaya still be alive or something?[/QUOTE]
They don't exactly stay chronological in the first place, so we will probably have some conversations with a few dead trolls during the course of the story.
[QUOTE=Phir3;27719556]Wait, when we go to the kids, will Kanaya still be alive or something?[/QUOTE]
The trolls are at the time advantage, so I think she would technically be, but I don't think she'd speak to John anyway. What I really, really hope for is that John reads Karkat's memo (not sure if that's even possible) and alerts the others shit is going down.
Stupid.gif
also
RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
alright some of you have probably seen it but it's beautiful
this was a post by someone on a chan, HOMESTUCK EXPERT (HAS BEEN READING HOMESTUCK SINCE 4/1/10) who uses a signature and shit to troll everyone
he posted this topic
[quote]ALRIGHT FUCK THIS
*takes katana down from display case above computer and blasts off at over 600 mph*
*lands at hussie's house and i hear maniacal madman laughter comming from insdie and i begin to knock loudly on the door*
WE GOT BUSINESS REAP WHAT YOU SOW
*listen's for when i hear movement on the other side of the door and then unleashes a strong magic blast but not so strong that it can kill, the entrance to the house explodes an andrw hussie is thrown back into a piles of rubble breaking evey bone in his body in the process*
*i nonchalantly walk through wehere the door once was a few minutes ago and take my katana out from the sheath i intentionally do it at a visible speed so that it is more terrifying i advance towared hussie who shits his pants and cries from the pain and terror*
*in and instant my blade is at his throat before he can even notice it becomes apparent that one side of my sword's blades (its a dual bladed katana btw...) is boiling hot from my rage to the touch and burn marks appear on his neck when the sword lightly touches it. hussies tears drip onto my katana and instantly puff away into steam*
hehehheheh
*i raise my hand back as if im about the swing, andrew screams but i stop just as am about to strike and let out a burst of laughter!*
you didn't think i was going to let you off that easy did you? So, so naive...
*I take five steps to the left and 5 to the right, i begin to make an arcane rune glyph in the air with the tip of my swordwand and start to chant as well*
*andrew begins getting fooggy headed as i continue chanting, he starts to feel younger and lighter as well as his memories slipping away the ceremony continues for around 6 minutes and then andrew looses consciousness*
5 YEARS LATER
*the person formerly know as andrew hussie returns from the first day of school crying green tears*
*i ask what is the matter and find out that the other kids whre being cruel*
*i comfert her and with assurance that kids are stupid idiots and i dont care about your gray skin and horn and yellow eye and and i havent ever since i found you on my doorstep 6 years ago*
*i kanaya tight and she smile and i say that her fangs are cute and that maybe we don't need public school anyway.*
*before i go to cook dinner i take my katana down from the display case above my computer and it is reveal that the other side off the blade... is love and forgiveness...*
_________________
Good end[/quote]
Good very good.
That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen
[QUOTE=DimJim;27719907]ALRIGHT FUCK THIS
*takes katana down from display case above computer and blasts off at over 600 mph*
*lands at hussie's house and i hear maniacal madman laughter comming from insdie and i begin to knock loudly on the door*
WE GOT BUSINESS REAP WHAT YOU SOW
*listen's for when i hear movement on the other side of the door and then unleashes a strong magic blast but not so strong that it can kill, the entrance to the house explodes an andrw hussie is thrown back into a piles of rubble breaking evey bone in his body in the process*
*i nonchalantly walk through wehere the door once was a few minutes ago and take my katana out from the sheath i intentionally do it at a visible speed so that it is more terrifying i advance towared hussie who shits his pants and cries from the pain and terror*
*in and instant my blade is at his throat before he can even notice it becomes apparent that one side of my sword's blades (its a dual bladed katana btw...) is boiling hot from my rage to the touch and burn marks appear on his neck when the sword lightly touches it. hussies tears drip onto my katana and instantly puff away into steam*
hehehheheh
*i raise my hand back as if im about the swing, andrew screams but i stop just as am about to strike and let out a burst of laughter!*
you didn't think i was going to let you off that easy did you? So, so naive...
*I take five steps to the left and 5 to the right, i begin to make an arcane rune glyph in the air with the tip of my swordwand and start to chant as well*
*andrew begins getting fooggy headed as i continue chanting, he starts to feel younger and lighter as well as his memories slipping away the ceremony continues for around 6 minutes and then andrew looses consciousness*
5 YEARS LATER
*the person formerly know as andrew hussie returns from the first day of school crying green tears*
*i ask what is the matter and find out that the other kids whre being cruel*
*i comfert her and with assurance that kids are stupid idiots and i dont care about your gray skin and horn and yellow eye and and i havent ever since i found you on my doorstep 6 years ago*
*i kanaya tight and she smile and i say that her fangs are cute and that maybe we don't need public school anyway.*
*before i go to cook dinner i take my katana down from the display case above my computer and it is reveal that the other side off the blade... is love and forgiveness...*
_________________
Good end[/QUOTE]
what the fuck am i reading
[QUOTE=defyant;27720236]what the fuck am i reading[/QUOTE]
tl;dr man fantasizes about abducting Hussie and giving him a sex change and making him look like Kanaya.
Also turns him into a child.
hahaha hussie kissing rufio is the best thing ever.
From movienight:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/FUckaaaw22eadasdas.PNG[/img]
oh my god that was fun.
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;27720438]oh my god that was fun.[/QUOTE]
He should have done another movie.
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