• Caveman
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[QUOTE=Death_God;32593973]discover fire[/QUOTE] You lack materials for that!
chop down tree with hands
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/14aeki0.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/2nq4k1i.png[/IMG] You attempt to chop down a tree with your bear hands, but this is not Minecraft so it does not work. You are successful at damaging your hands through.
Eat the berries from that bush.
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/152c7zq.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/6yd2bk.png[/IMG] You eat a few berries from the bush. It refills your hunger, and just a little of your thirst.
go into the cave and spend the night training your upper body strength
[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/10ic7yt.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/6yd2bk.jpg[/IMG] You enter the Cave. It's as dark as hell.
Go find you hawt cave wife and reproduce!
[QUOTE=napalm_bomb;32603432]Go find you hawt cave wife and reproduce![/QUOTE] or a bear
Silly peoples. You have not even found another one of your species yet.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;32613343]Silly peoples. You have not even found another one of your species yet.[/QUOTE] all the more reason to find a bear and seduce it
Take a moment to reflect
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;32614222]all the more reason to find a bear and seduce it[/QUOTE] Silly person! This is not Earth! [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2aha92s.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/300dzwi.png[/IMG] You have a sudden feeling of your skin being torn open.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;32614544]Silly person! This is not Earth! [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2aha92s.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/300dzwi.png[/IMG] You have a sudden feeling of your skin being torn open.[/QUOTE] [b]enjoy it[/b]
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;32616456][b]enjoy it[/b][/QUOTE] I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING that you are not taking this seriously.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;32616763]I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING that you are not taking this seriously.[/QUOTE] perish the thought and you're a caveman, who aparently lacks much of their higher order thinking, in the event of sudden pain they would either enjoy it or shit their pants, that is if they haven't done that allready
Run out of the cave. Since it is late, climb the tree, sleep in the branches, and pray to the gods nothing happens while you sleep. I enjoy Interactives ;D
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2ag0l7d.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2wlwx3s.png[/IMG] You run out of the cave, and luckily they don't follow you. Because it's getting dark you climb up the tree, and fall into a light sleep. You wake up the next morning. (Getting a better bed would help get your Fatigue up faster.)
oh look, a pond, [b]sleep with the fishes[/b]
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;32646359]oh look, a pond, [b]sleep with the fishes[/b][/QUOTE] Stop posting on my interactive please.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;32646970]Stop posting on my interactive please.[/QUOTE] what? if you sleep with the fishes mabe you'll evolve into some sort of fish person and you could create some sort of lost underwater city and get royalties from a dreamworks movie in the future
[QUOTE=Tomtyke;32647063]what? if you sleep with the fishes mabe you'll evolve into some sort of fish person and you could create some sort of lost underwater city and get royalties from a dreamworks movie in the future[/QUOTE] You would drown...
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;32647106]You would drown...[/QUOTE] minor details, minor details in the overall plan but if you dont want awesome, you could always find some charcoal/dirt/rock and invent writing on that tree
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/d46dw.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/15chnuo.png[/IMG] Hurrah! Using your tiny Caveman brain you work out possibly the first written language. Althrough you can't confirm that unless you find out if there are any others like you.
use rocks and sticks to make an axe, then cut down the tree and construct a hut using long struts and cutting joints so the struts slide together then making a roof out of leaves and twigs [b]then write get off my lawn on the cliff face[/b]
[b]Mastrubate[/b]
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/4t28mo.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/16713qs.png[/IMG] You build yourself a little shitty hut. You are left exhausted, and you have lost about half the entire day.
[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32647524][b]Mastrubate[/b][/QUOTE] yourself to sleep in the hut
[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32647524][b]Mastrubate[/b][/QUOTE] I Was Very, Very Serious. If you do not. I will send myself to a work camp. You're move.
Cut down the other tree, shove it into the hut. Sleep on bush.
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