PUNS! They are awesome and hilarious and we should use more of them.
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I never believed my dad was a lollypop man.. but all the signs were there.
i dont even
Fuck, this thread...
oh jesus i love it
[QUOTE=joe588;30619830]no pun in ten did.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;30623927]
[img]http://files.mellowrev.com/tonys-pics/memes/pun%20racoon/pc%201.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I make the worst puns ever, especially high.
Camping- It's in tents!
i was going to look for my missing watch but i never found the time
[img]http://www.wildize.org/uploads/images/Wildlife%20Interaction/cheetah%20growlDSC_0509.jpg[/img]
You callin me a cheata?
[img]http://www.bigcat.com/CZ2/ln6b.jpg[/img]
Well i aint a lion.
What does a rich man's son do when he doesn't have any towels?
[sp]He heir dries[/sp]
Do you need an arc? Cos I noah guy.
I got a book the other day called the "Thesaurus of Humor" from 1940. It has 5,640 jokes in it organized by topic. Choosing one at random:
[I]Fire[/I]
(#3185)
"What are those buckets for on the shelf in the backroom?
Can't you read? It says on them 'For Fire Only.'
Then why do they put water in them?"
[QUOTE=joe588;30619830]no pun in ten did.[/QUOTE]
I submitted 10 puns to a pun writing contest hoping one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Scientists found a cure for apathy, but no one seemed to care.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/1dENU.png[/img]
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;33514582][img]http://i.imgur.com/1dENU.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Okay, now we're just fishing for funnies
You're just jelly... fish.
i heard some people saying the puns in this thread were average
that's just mean
Math jokes = Laughter
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;33532066]i heard some people saying the puns in this thread were average
that's just mean[/QUOTE]
My statistics professor wore a shirt to class
"Im gonna catch you, one way, or ANOVA"
my friend just posted this on facebook, amazing.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCUx43F96Gc&feature=relmfu[/media]
I hate maths...but I am quite partial to fractions
One of my friends wants a vibrator, when I asked her why she told me she just wanted to see what the buzz was all about.
Then preceded to laugh for about 10 minutes.
Just noticed that in alot of shows like Most shocking and cops, the narriator uses some shitty puns
Why are peppers nosy? Because they Jalapeno business.
Tania: ...And then we had space sex.
Me: How was it?
Tania: You could say it was *shades* Out of this world.
[b][i]YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/b][/i]
Best dream ever
also,
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bGmhD.jpg[/img]
advent colander.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;33725844]Best dream ever[/QUOTE]
That you remember. ;)
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