[QUOTE=Firerain;18085114]i think we should put all the tuna on a barge and make an island out of tuna call it tuna island hehe or maybe vagina island xD get it[/QUOTE]
um can u not be rude my mum is in the room
[QUOTE=Firerain;18085114]i think we should put all the tuna on a barge and make an island out of tuna call it tuna island hehe or maybe vagina island xD get it[/QUOTE]
Send them to madagascar.
[QUOTE=radioactive;18085108]It looks like you're posting on Facepunch, need any help?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwaXZP-as7k[/media]
[QUOTE=Cheeez;18085131]um can u not be rude my mum is in the room[/QUOTE]
Tell your mother to fuck off then? That works for me.
And then suddenly:
There are also pumpkins! That might not sound very scary initially, but get this: they explode! Most terrifying of all, the mangled corpses of the recently deceased will plague the living… with candy! MWAHAHAHAHA! In retrospect we should have put this stuff in the middle and ended with the ghost.
John has a long Moustache!
I bid thee welcome to the science explanation of Blue Elephants are Green Elephants.
IN THE BEGININ THERE WAS GOD AND HIS ASSISTANT, AND THEN HE CREATED THE BLUE ELEPHANTS AFTER THE MISSING ELEPHANTS DIED!!! Then Joseph Scoma created the trees and slime and cranes.
Then he who may or may not be named in a creative fashion was born after Joseph Scoma's Son Predator had sex with someone. (The outcome was left here and shouldn't really be here)
The Green Elephants start shooting at the Blue Elephants, and then the Green Elephants shoot at me, and then I run and then I spill my drink all over my pants. Then after escaping the Internet Zoo of Troll wars, the Blue Elephants break back towards their enemy and grate cheese and eat cameras. However I loose all my limbs and use my spine to wriggle around. Then the Swiss Camera Cheese Operators otherwise known as the EVIL TECH MONKIES start burning and burning in my head! ARGH PUT IT OUT! ARGH NAPALM!!!!
Wait. I'm not burning. It's you that's on fire! THATS RIGHT! YOU! YOU POTATO PEELING OFFICE DWELLER. Then after much agressioner and explosioning TISK TISK TISK TO THE GREEN ELEPHANTS, with their Genetic Engineering and EVIL TECH MONKIES. Fire in the Rave hall. Duplo set with Trees. Arnold Schwarzenegger defines great acting! ALL OF THESE NEVER HAPPENED.
WHATS THAT YOU SAY? THE GREEN AND BLUE ELEPHANTS THAT WAGE WAR OVER THE WORLD OF THE INTERNET OF THE WORLD OF THE EREPUBLIK AND THEN THEY SHALL REIGN DOWN UPON TRIBALWARS AND THEN WE SHALL GIVE IN TO THE POWER OF JAFFA CAKES AND AVENGE THE FALLENING BROTHERING OF PINK JAPANESE GNOMES.
Then the drink that spilled all over my pants begins to set on fire and then it sets my head on FIRE OH GOD THE BURNING HELP HELP HELP HELP IM ON FIRE!!! Wait, the Blue Elephants are on fire and nobody turns around to realise the fallen broken shield window screen of the Ford Cortina of Your Garage. THEN A PLAYDO VERSION OF THE OH SO MIGHTY CAPTAIN PICARD GOES TOWARDS THE GAMING INDUSTRY AND VOICES A FIVE MINUTE ROLE IN A SHITTY ADDICTIVE NEVER ENDING DUMBED DOWN ROLE PLAYING GAME.
Then they release the Orange ELEPHANT BOX, that defies both Green and Blue Elephants. BUT THE GREEN ELEPHANTS JOIN THE SIDE OF THE ORANGE ELEPHANTS. BUT SURPRISE SURPISE THE BLUE ELEPHANTS ARE FARMING A FIELD OF FRUIT FOR A HARVEST FOR A WHOLE YEAR. THEN THEY FINALLY RELEASE THE ONEPOINTTHREE FARM TO THE PUBLIC BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A ZOO! AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.
ONE... One Never Changes, Project Purity eats us all, but without picard, the awesome character has to be your father. AND HE HAS A BEARD.
Two... Two oftenly changes, only to change the Orange to the Blue, and then to the Cyan.
Three... nothing happens apart from some Bugs have died.
Four... What we are on and what we shall become.
THEN AS WE GET BANNED AND PUT ON WARNING STAGES WITH CUTE LITTLE SKULLS THAT BELONG ON MY NECKLACE! WE SHALL TROLL THE TROLLS THAT TROLL US IN THE GENERAL DISCUSSION. Then we shall Go forth to Coffee Cup heaven with the ONEPOYNTFOUR AND THEN IT WILL SQUEEK AND WE WILL LAUGH AND THEN OUR BLUE ELEPHANT CREATOR WILL RETURN WITH HIS ASSISTANT AND THEN WE SHALL SMITE DOWN THE GREEN ELEPHANTS WITH OUR AWESOMENESS EPICNESS COOL SMILEYS OF FIRE BURNING TECH MONKEY CHEESE EATING SURRENDER CAMERA ARGH IT BURNS.
May the Eight and One guide you on your journey.
Thank you for listening.
No The Blue Elephant is a rhetorical one that states clearly that it is a state of America. But if all of the Blue Elephants were States of American, there would only be a French Fry between us good sire of the castle. But then we travel forth into thust yonder and belgium the world till it becomes france. The Green Elephants got a perm and look rediculous and they got rid of all the nice clothing they had for some rubbish old lady clothes. The Green Elephants are not good any more.
Now take some of that and the burning may never stop of the world of japan in the blue elephant domain of the castle of the Troll of the Flame of the Spam of the Idiot. Blues went out to purchase some alchohol products to enjoy his life and taste elegance of Blue Elephant.
Fire in the Disco.
Fire in the Taco Bell.
Fire in MY HEAD ARGH ITS BURNING HELP ME PUT IT OUT IM ON FIRE!!!
:downs: <-- This guy is actually on fire. If there is no randsome within 6 months you will be forced to crush your middle toe under the power of Obama's Socialist state of Doom. I'm going to sing the doom song now, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM D-D-D Doom D- Doom D- Doom DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOm DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DO Di DOOOOOOOOOM
WHITE WIOT WHITE WIOT BEGIN THE rOCKET COCKNEY LIKE HUMANS DO.
Egg the tomato flavour taco bell cake of cheese. Cheese? CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
The next day the investigators rode back to New York, once they got there they told Jack Thompson about the Game, he then sent the investigators with some Troops, to destroy the Game. By the time they got there the Game had been beached and burnt by some Scumbags. The scumbags were interrogating one of the Devlopers, After an hour or so of interrogation apparantly the Developers were sent on a spying mission, later that day the investigators burnt them alive on the cake.
O jeez Brings back memorez of when i worked AT THE chicken farm
stupid dogs
this is my favourite video i literally have had it playing for days
[QUOTE=BrokenSanity;18085276]Tuna mayonnaise is where shit's at.[/QUOTE]
Yea it is
[QUOTE=BrokenSanity;18085276]Tuna mayonnaise is where shit's at.[/QUOTE]
Mmm, yum.
i would like some tuna mayonnaise
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unrelated pic.
Anyways, so when do you get Bi, Firerain?
Do you wear a helmet all the time Firerain?
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18085338]Do you wear a helmet all the time Firerain?[/QUOTE]
Do you?
[QUOTE=Aurora93;18085332][img]http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/7639/0001q6f13zj.gif[/img]
unrelated pic.
Anyways, so when do you get Bi, Firerain?[/QUOTE]
this was my best thread picture
[QUOTE=Firerain;18085362]this was my best thread picture[/QUOTE]
Cool. But...
They may cut your dick in half
and serve it to a pig.
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
and you'll dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes. In
war, you're shat upon!
im not gay guys but i love the taste of semen what about you???
[QUOTE=MrAltaco;18085389]im not gay guys but i love the taste of semen what about you???[/QUOTE]
Sure but it has to have pepper
every post from now on has to have a reference to either an animal or a plant
no exceptions
or else!!
[QUOTE=Doug52392;18084413]I thought that was a spelling mistake, and popped into this thread to make a humorous comment regarding this most hilarious mistype.
I am disappointed.[/QUOTE]
It's funny because you're the guy that cried when we all called you bi.
Not letting this go
hey i herd you like big trucks
[img]http://www.adaptive.com.ua/article/im/hlixlbbnlbe4.jpg[/img]
edit: oh man i am so late
reate me clock
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