Your Grandfather is fucking awesome.
It reminds me of my grandad who for my 18th birthday gave me £150 and said don't be wasting it on anything silly, just the beer and the birds!
[QUOTE=†_Slash_†;14714413]Oh, nevermind. I'm guessing they most've been tiny before I arrived.[/QUOTE]
No they were fucking big, I took them with my 10MP DSLR.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;14711063]You know it.[/QUOTE]
No serious i think it's cool. Not often you see a name with a numerical title in it.
I think he wants grandchildren before he dies.
Your grandpa's pretty cool.
DO NOT SPEND THE MONEY ON CoMPUTER PARTS OR GAMES.
So compwhizzii is like.....14? Seems to be the general age around here anyway. No wonder GD is full of retarded threads like "I know how to save world giev nobel prize plox"...
[QUOTE=markg06;14705609]Christ that cheque looks horrific with all the scribbling on, he could've at least wrote it on a seperate peice of paper so the bank doesn't think you're insane.[/QUOTE]
Writing a cheque to himself? :raise:
I don't suppose the letter was a "t", OP :smug:
Didja ever mingle with them girls
Your grandfather is awesome.
My grandfather is [b]dead[/b]...
[QUOTE=B-hazard;17215942]My grandfather is [b]dead[/b]...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=160105&dateline=1247155480[/img]
[QUOTE=snuwoods;14697677]Why was it postmarked from 1989?
Oh, and $200 - spend it on some clothes or something to impress the ladies.[/QUOTE]
Or a hooker.
when i saw the 1898 thing i had imagined some kind story in which the letter got lost in the mail and finally made it to your address.
i was sorely dissapointed.
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[QUOTE=B-hazard;17215942]My grandfather is [b]dead[/b]...[/QUOTE]
then who was letter
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I didn't know your penis was that long. At birth, even!
You should have no trouble finding a good lady.
^^^
That's what the train was for
[QUOTE=Talat112;14703480]I've seen guys with uglier mugs get girls.[/QUOTE]
This.
You're not that bad, average I guess, go out and get some poon.
20 1/2 inches.
You should have no problem.
Buy $200 worth of weed, offer to share it with a girl...
Actually screw that, buy $50 worth of cannabis, $50 worth of cocaine and $100 worth of Heroin (and get a pipe or even syringes from somewhere), offer to share it with a girl (hopefully she won't deny), smoke that weed to relax, but not too much or she'll get paranoid and leave. Then get high as heaven on the cocaine, start the intimacy with the girl. Now for the big show, since the comedown from cocaine is really shitty, you have to do the herion while still high from coke. Once you've both been to outer space, and are super high, have sex, and as a bonus when you're high on heroin you don't orgasm, so you can keep going all night long, then the heroin will wear off nice and slow and you'll feel good (the cocaine high will have been long gone by then) then you jizz everywhere (except inside her of course)
If you 're feeling really phsychedelic, then throw in a tab of LSD each.
The morning after, drink loads water or something and go to a beach or on a long walk or somewhere with no access to any sort of narcotics, to rid your body of the ton of toxins it's just had, and so you don't end up becoming a serious drug user, because while getting high on anything you can get your hands on is fun for the first few times, it will become a problem if you continue. So do it once, do it proud, and do it well.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;14698803]I'm too lazy to cut my nails. (I'm not gay, or play the guitar)
I don't talk to girls alot.
Birthday is on the 22nd.
No girl in their right mind would come talk to me, even with a pimp hat on.[/QUOTE]
yeah, you are one hideous 15-year-old
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;17218614]Buy $200 worth of weed, offer to share it with a girl...
Actually screw that, buy $50 worth of cannabis, $50 worth of cocaine and $100 worth of Heroin (and get a pipe or even syringes from somewhere), offer to share it with a girl (hopefully she won't deny), smoke that weed to relax, but not too much or she'll get paranoid and leave. Then get high as heaven on the cocaine, start the intimacy with the girl. Now for the big show, since the comedown from cocaine is really shitty, you have to do the herion while still high from coke. Once you've both been to outer space, and are super high, have sex, and as a bonus when you're high on heroin you don't orgasm, so you can keep going all night long, then the heroin will wear off nice and slow and you'll feel good (the cocaine high will have been long gone by then) then you jizz everywhere (except inside her of course)
If you 're feeling really phsychedelic, then throw in a tab of LSD each.
The morning after, drink loads water or something and go to a beach or on a long walk or somewhere with no access to any sort of narcotics, to rid your body of the ton of toxins it's just had, and so you don't end up becoming a serious drug user, because while getting high on anything you can get your hands on is fun for the first few times, it will become a problem if you continue. So do it once, do it proud, and do it well.[/QUOTE]
throw some crystal meth and crack in for good measure
Yeah dude you look like you're 25 or something, lose weight and lose the acne, get some contact lenses (or just nice glasses can work perfectly fine) and then you'll honestly be quite the hansome young man.
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[QUOTE=Stickmoose;17218728]throw some crystal meth and crack in for good measure[/QUOTE]
yeah whatever is most availabe, and will give you the best "price paid/ how high will I get" ratio.
cut your finger nails dude.
your grandfather is a baller
Grandpa gave you 200 smackarooneys to have sex.
Go for it, son
Thats fucking awesome!!!!
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;14714349]What the hell did he mean by "That machine will break your bones"?[/QUOTE]
The dildo machine that the OP sits on all day, that's why his grandpa sent him money for a girl.
I was born on the 21st of April...
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