Monkey_Tracks Guide for an average shower

[Machete]

Awesome, I needed this, I have been bathing for days.

[Zeke129]

You should mention that shampooing your hair every day is going to make it look like shit.

[editline]09:46AM[/editline]

Also include a section on "summer showers" that involves tossing the hose over a tree branch.

[lettuce_head]

I don't use face cleaner in the shower, or shower gel, I just use the shampoo suds.

[Amber902]

Axe is shit, don't use it.

[Hoboharry]

Going for a shower about every day or constantly doing so will result in greasy hair.

[BlazeFresh]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20647313]Going for a shower about every day or constantly doing so will result in greasy hair.[/QUOTE]

Only if you wash your hair

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20644086]Fuck Lynx, Old Spice all the way.
Also, rated informative.[/QUOTE]

My dad uses Old Spice.

And he's 52

[Asm]

Is it bad if I dont wash my back and only my chest, armpits and hair and balls and occasionally legs?

[lektro]

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;20644078]Not saying the Facepunch community doesnt know how to shower, just for those whom are interested or a little undereduacted.

and heres the BONUS pic of me showing you why my [I]HAIR[/I] section may have sucked
[IMG]http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww266/Monkeytracks/Showerthread/19950_1253259690494_1199602369_3063.jpg[/IMG](And yes I drew on my face in paint.)[/QUOTE]

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/RvxtFf.jpg[/img]

[orbitrek]

So thats how it works :downs:

[Anthrax713]

[QUOTE=Asm;20647760]Is it bad if I dont wash my back and only my chest, armpits and hair and balls and occasionally legs?[/QUOTE]

wash everywhere don't be disgusting. some of you people need to learn some self hygiene!

[Cyrex]

Hey captain bald.

[Mindtwistah]

Oh, so that's what the good-smelling people do! :O

[:smug:]

Oh right, I'd been doing it wrong all these years.

[GreenDolphin]

I've been thinking this as of recently now. Who doesn't shower at least once a day?

[Hoboharry]

I shower once a week..
Sometimes twice.

[Mexican]

I haven't taken a shower in years because I forgot how.

Thanks OP, gonna take one right now.

[Broryt]

Oh you're supposed to undress?

[Meader]

[QUOTE=Broryt;20649686]Oh you're supposed to undress?[/QUOTE]

Look what you've done OP!

[adamater]

This will help me next time, I always forget the last step.

[Ronin]

I always forgot to put clothes on after showering, very enlightening thread.

[suttles]

Dude, where do I buy a showerthingamijiggy?

[Wonky]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChi_AOtSOo[/media]

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Manly washing material.

[Surreal]

Shower #1 resembles teleportation chamber.

[DOG-GY]

I shampoo first

[bobste]

this video describes the differences between men and women in the shower
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo[/media]

[djzwicblaze]

i still don't understand..................

[Uber_Tofu]

OP, you forgot the part where you're supposed to piss in the shower.

[suttles]

[QUOTE=bobste;20655349]this video describes the differences between men and women in the shower
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]

[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo[/URL]

[/QUOTE]
This is true.

[yodafart9]

[QUOTE=Kyle902;20647249]Axe is shit, don't use it.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, um, no.