• A lady I ate lunch with said she has to "pinch a loaf". What's that mean?
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Yep, just confirming she had to take a dump. Think of this; You're shitting out a nice big perfectly cylindrical 'loaf' of poop (much like a loaf of bread). But half way through you have to ease up on the pushing for fear you might cause an aneurysm in your brain. When you do this, what happens? Your anal sphincter squeezes shut and chops (pinches) off that loaf, right in the middle. And there you have it, you've pinched a loaf!
[QUOTE=Sobek-;18789592]Yep, just confirming she had to take a dump. Think of this; You're shitting out a nice big perfectly cylindrical 'loaf' of poop (much like a loaf of bread). But half way through you have to ease up on the pushing for fear you might cause an aneurysm in your brain. When you do this, what happens? Your anal sphincter squeezes shut and chops (pinches) off that loaf, right in the middle. And there you have it, you've pinched a loaf![/QUOTE] Far, far too detailed.
wait wait wait she came back to eat with you after she "Pinched a loaf" what if she didn't wash her hands :ohdear:
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