• I found my birthday present a month early.
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OP is 12.
Make them feel good about their decision and tell them that you think a telescope would be cool to have.
Tell them how you will kill people if you see another telescope in your life.
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[QUOTE=Glorious leader;25700820]Stop with the 'Make a thread about it' bullshit[/QUOTE] Yeah, every low IQ person should just stop posting. I completely agree.
[QUOTE=Dryvnt;25702212]Yeah, every low IQ person should just stop posting. I completely agree.[/QUOTE] Then why are you still posting
[QUOTE=Dryvnt;25702212]Yeah, every low IQ person should just stop posting. I completely agree.[/QUOTE] There wouldn't be many posters left if that happened.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;25702231]Then why are you still posting[/QUOTE] :iceburn:
Go to acting school so you can pretend you're happy and surprised when unwrapping it.
OP is really deep in the closet. :v:
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;25703034]OP is really deep in the closet. :v:[/QUOTE] :downsrim:
Buy a fancier telescope, so they'll buy an even Fancier telescope. Sell both of them.
Telescopes are actually pretty fun, but why would you make a thread? All it is going to do is get flamed.
[IMG]http://www.df9cy.de/image_astro_2005/intruments_2005/Celestron_C8.jpg[/IMG] Hey guys Not my photo, but i own that
I want a telescope to spy on people.
put it back, tell parents you would become a terrorist if they ever bought you a telescope
Have sex with it
try to find your tiny dick with it
Cum all over it and put it neatly back in the box. Open it on your birthday and go "OH GOD WHAT IS THIS WHITE STUFF ALL OVER IT"
lol wow that was funny im gonna give u a funny!!
be a creep and look through shower windows. Bonus if you spot a couple doing it.
Hmm. OP [b]found[/b] his birthday present a month early. It's a [b]telescope.[/b] There's a joke here somewhere.
[QUOTE=eXiv2;25700216]Slap your parents for giving you a telescope.[/QUOTE] telescopes are fucking cool
[QUOTE=Golden Garden Gnome;25719790]lol wow that was funny im gonna give u a funny!![/QUOTE] implying that [QUOTE=Golden Garden Gnome;25719693]try to find your tiny dick with it[/QUOTE] was alot funnier
No sarcasm at all, this thread has made me laugh harder then LMAO thread. It's so genuine :roflolmao:
[QUOTE=Golden Garden Gnome;25719693]try to find your tiny dick with it[/QUOTE] thats called a microscope thank you very much
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