I don't have any words to describe this.
Oh wait, I do:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media]
Dumb blonde? Why be redundant?
Oh god. Unbefuckinglieveable.
"im so freakin intelligent" ha ha haha.
whenever i watch someone play a puzzle i already did, i just want to grab the controller from them and finish the damn thing already
I couldn't even watch the first minute of this, let alone 10
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;29346280]You are an extreme graphics whore if you think those graphics are bad.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure he means they are bad compared to the PC version.
[QUOTE=Erratic;29350422]Pretty sure he means they are bad compared to the PC version.[/QUOTE]
By saying "Wow, graphics are bad at console version...oh well.", it's pretty clear I meant that console's version has shitty graphics, I didn't mention anything about PC, which actually can lead into "PC has better gfx than consoles, way more" if you read between lines.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;29346280]You are an extreme graphics whore if you think those graphics are bad.[/QUOTE]
I've been playing games since early 95 and I can clearly say, most of games released back then were more enjoyable than these released nowadays. Eyecandiness is not everything, gameplay is the most important, take an example of Farcry 2... gameplay is terrible, graphics are beautiful, I didn't finish more than 20% of the game, due to many flaws in it's playability&funfactor.
[QUOTE=MasterG;29351314]ITT: Mysogeny and irrational hatred. Don't like it, don't watch it.[/QUOTE]
Can people please stop using that completely idiotic phrase "Don't like it, don't watch it" for fucks sake.
This was painful to watch.
She's going to piss herself when she gets half way through the game. Hell, if she can make it that far.
[QUOTE=MasterG;29351314]ITT: Mysogeny and irrational hatred. Don't like it, don't watch it.[/QUOTE]
We can't find out if we don't like it unless we watch it. I wasted three minutes of my precious time on this. I have a right to complain and if you don't like it then don't read the posts.
cant wait till she gets the dual portal gun.
How do people find Portal (both 1 and 2) hard? I got past the beginning levels piss easy, and I quickly thought about how to solve the later levels. It really wasn't hard if you know how everything works..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJhftGotces&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/media]
new episode out, just sit back and facepalm for 10 minutes.
spoiler: she gets fucking stuck at an obvious part AGAIN.
[sp] she fucking destroys the cube like 6 times still hoping that the button would give her 2 cubes. [/sp]
I honestly don't have any words for a level of stupid so high.
She should just do porn instead. She'll get more money and won't have to expose her "ability" (or lack thereof) to think logically.
this level literally took me about 14 seconds
[QUOTE=Arvuti;29353550]cant wait till she gets the dual portal gun.[/QUOTE]
One problem though, since she's so stupid that she can't even think her way out of a weighted storage cube, she probably will keep on failing the puzzles, and most certainly will never get the dual portal gun.
I wonder what she'll think when she sees the part where [sp]The Space Core is flying around space with Wheatley at the middle?[/sp]
Oh come on what am I even saying, she can't get through a part with two conveniently and visibly placed buttons.
I felt embarassed for her
Suprised she was able to even turn on the console and sign in. Hell she probably couldn't even figure out how to set up the console in the first place.
She is to Wheatley as Chell is to GlaDOS.
It would go against the laws of nature if she manages to finish the game.
"Wow, I can't believe she's getting stuck at this part. Whatever, I'll just skip ahead a few minutes to save me some rage."
No rage was saved.
My rage levels are off the fucking charts.
How can sombody this stupid even be alive, i mean wow i thought i was dumb for getting stuck on some chambers near the end of the game but jesus christ.
The fact she spends like 8 minutes shooting a blue portal around the room without ever thinking "If i go through the orange portal i'll come out the blue one!" and just keeps wondering why she can't get up there.
I seriously just wanted to throw my monitor out the window at the end of that.
This was actually pretty painful to watch. Yeah, of course she didn't play Portal 1, and probably doesn't even know about Portal at all (I thought I was an eye person! Am I not an eye person?) And those things are understandable, but she really is just being stupid for the camera.
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=madmanmad;29360148]My rage levels are off the fucking charts.
How can sombody this stupid even be alive, i mean wow i thought i was dumb for getting stuck on some chambers near the end of the game but jesus christ.
The fact she spends like 8 minutes shooting a blue portal around the room without ever thinking "If i go through the orange portal i'll come out the blue one!" and just keeps wondering why she can't get up there.
I seriously just wanted to throw my monitor out the window at the end of that.[/QUOTE]
So much fucking this. Maybe I'm just being a snob about this, but portals aren't that hard to figure out. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Bam. Done.
I honestly want to rip that annoying fucking bitches face off
Seeing as this game was designed to be children friendly also, it's actually genuinely interesting to see a person of her unique level of intelligence attempt to traverse these mind numbingly easy tasks
Are you guys still angry at this?
Why do you keep watching the new episodes if it makes you rage, that's just being dumb.
[QUOTE=CrabC;29361358]Are you guys still angry at this?
Why do you keep watching the new episodes if it makes you rage, that's just being dumb.[/QUOTE]
The same reason people watch horror movies.
It's scary but they can't stop
[QUOTE=johan_sm;29361432]The same reason people watch horror movies.
It's scary but they can't stop[/QUOTE]
I agree, it's like THE BUTTONS ARE RIGHT FUCKING OVER THERE and she's put her reticule over them several times yet fails to see them (part 3), in fact once she had the stairs up i was like "finally, she's going to go and hit one of those buttons and do the easiest part of the room" BUT NO she turns around and does her whole stupid blonde routine, fucking up her progress taking her right back to almost square (block?) 1 [sp]She calls the cubes blocks. Like a fucking idiot[/sp]
it's truly a sight to behold. Also if she fucking jumps into any more victory lifts, hitting her head on the edge and stopping dead before walking forwards, i'm going to injure myself. Literally doing that achieves nothing, just stalls you for a mere half a second, it's just the fact she KEEPS FUCKING DOING IT.
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