"What you are about to watch is going to be super painful ;) lol I promise after this episode I actually figure the game out and I'm not this terrible! Love you!"
YEAH, RIGHT!
This shit is seriously unacceptable. I know I already posted here, but I can't keep this off my mind.
How would people find this funny?
How do people find this entertaining to watch?
I mean, it might just be because I'm sort of a Valve fanboy, but for fuck's sake, you don't need to be a fanboy to realize that someone is a fucking idiot and should STOP PUTTING UP POINTLESS VIDEOS.
Also, yes, I mad.
Just how can you be that bad at a game?
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I mean, yeah, the portal idea does take a little time to get used to, fair enough, but good god that is something else.
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Oh and she mocked Stephen Merchant's voice and everything. I am just livid right now.
[QUOTE=V3nom;29362504]This shit is seriously unacceptable. I know I already posted here, but I can't keep this off my mind.
How would people find this funny?
How do people find this entertaining to watch?
I mean, it might just be because I'm sort of a Valve fanboy, but for fuck's sake, you don't need to be a fanboy to realize that someone is a fucking idiot and should STOP PUTTING UP POINTLESS VIDEOS.
Also, yes, I mad.[/QUOTE]
Well...
If there would be no internet and especially no youtube for morons to put their videos about themselves, we would NEVER see 99% of the most stupid, retarded people walking on this planet.
This video is one of that examples.
I have yet to see such a dumb person.
There are only few possible ways why she is so stupid:
a) She was hit with something blunt in the head more than five thousands times when she was a toddler.
b) God was in mood to experiment and create a human with a brain of ameba after serious brain damage (even ameba is smarter than this what you can see in the video).
c) It's a punishment from the god and she will become some important person later on, like president or smth (Tbh, I wouldn't be suprised...really).
d) ...
How can you lack such simple logic?! Even a goddamn 10 year old kid would be able to figure that out!
This must be faked.
If not, holy fuck
[QUOTE=Scar;29366995]This must be faked.
If not, holy fuck[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, it's not fake.
[QUOTE=tier56;29367018]Unfortunately, it's not fake.[/QUOTE]
Oh
Fuck
She plays the same way my mom plays console Left 4 Dead, she moves one stick at a time :v:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;29368669]She plays the same way my mom plays console Left 4 Dead, she moves one stick at a time :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh god :suicide: I could never imagine playing like that.
All you hear during her videos is her complaining, grunting/moaning, yelling, singing verses from songs over again, and the sound of the thumbsticks being mashed side to side. She's the very definition of the blonde stereotype, attractive but dumb as fuck.
Why does she even have a gaming channel? It's like she's doing it just for the sake of having one. She doesn't sound like she's having that much fun anyway.
She is probably going to spend more time on the puzzles before you escape with Wheatley than most people take to complete the entire game.
The comments are stupid to, on youtube. I like Toby, her friend. I mean he can be a funny guy and I watched a few of his portal videos.
He got past that shit on the first try, in and out. While she spends an entire video on a single test chamber. And people are so retarded as to say "Lol toby isnt that good at critical thinking, good luck justine :P" I mean holy shit. I'm still baffled as to how any human could be this stupid, and how anyone could find this entertaining to watch.
is she really so stupid that it took her that long to figure out the easiest levels in the game, which are also the easiest levels in portal 1?
wow
she's the only person alive who isn't going to be able to solve wheatley's test
The second i heard "I whip my portal back and forth" i just closed google chrome.
Man I think based on the reactions, she's going to start looking up walk throughs before starting the videos, and then doing them, and going all like, see I got it now, it's easy. I'm not dumb!
I think I lost 45% of my brain cells after thaaddafggdgshrhr.
Urgh the stupidity is eating my brain.
i really loled while watching this
WILL SHE FUCKING STOP SINGING I WHIP MY SHIT BACK AND FORTH ALREADY?!
IS THE TWO BUTTONS UP THERE'S TEXTURE TRANSPARENT? NO. FUCKING PRESS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
god dammit.
I just hope with my life she doesn't resort to walkthroughs and such.
I want to see her spend 30 videos on the three last tests. There is NO way she will ever figure them out.
[sp] the one where you have to spray repulsive gel on turrets took me like 30 minutes to figure out[/sp]
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;29386774]I just hope with my life she doesn't resort to walkthroughs and such.
I want to see her spend 30 videos on the three last tests. There is NO way she will ever figure them out.
[sp] the one where you have to spray repulsive gel on turrets took me like 30 minutes to figure out[/sp][/QUOTE]
It took me around 40 minutes before I resorted into youtube'ing it...
[sp]making vertical "flowing tunnel" to push you up in order to get a momentum in order to jump on blue gel and get to the exit... I couldn't figure out how to get that damn momentum >.>[/sp]
She made another video, part 4... dunno if it was posted, I will edit it out if it was.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E_Ll3xwEUc[/media]
But I think he indeed somehow cheated. I doubt she would get an idea by herself how to get through these chambers.
Heh that took me 2 minutes to figure out. 28 minutes for the rest of the puzzle though.
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