Dumb Blonde Plays Portal 2

[Noz]

Portal 2 looks so shitty on the xbox, first time I've felt good about my terrible computer.

[MainSqueeze]

Really? You guys still think she's that stupid? She's just acting stupid for the camera like some other people already said. She's trolling you guys, and its working perfectly well.

[G-Strogg]

I don't think she did that in the first videos, but now it's probably true. She was really dumbsmart in this last one.

[buttspoonce]

[QUOTE=MainSqueeze;29387901]Really? You guys still think she's that stupid? She's just acting stupid for the camera like some other people already said. She's trolling you guys, and its working perfectly well.[/QUOTE]

no she is actually legitimately as dumb as a brick. she is just an attention whore.

[slayer20]

Sent her a message anyway :v:

If I get a reply I'll try to set up a day to play with her and just go out and rent the game for a couple of days for the 360.

[tier56]

[QUOTE=slayer20;29389934]Sent her a message anyway :v:

If I get a reply I'll try to set up a day to play with her and just go out and rent the game for a couple of days for the 360.[/QUOTE]

Can you please mock her repeatedly if you play with her?

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

Portal 2 on xbox cringgggeeeeeeee

[Guardian-Angel]

How do people like this dress themselves?

[ElGrego]

She's hot. I forgive her.

[Crimor]

She's even worse than totalbisquit, there is only one cure.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxNLcPyvEA[/media]

[Enth]

She... She got trapped in a pit... and loaded a previous save... to get out of the pit...

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

How hard can the concept be of: Shoot one portal, shoot another, you go through one, you go out the other be?

At least "My dad plays Portal 1" was entertaining because he hasn't played videogames in ages and he had an excuse for being bad.

She has a whole channel dedicated to gaming and yet she cant figure out the first puzzle in a game rated 10+

Its not rocket science or quantum physics.

[Instant Mix]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;29395854]
Its not rocket science[/QUOTE]
It's aperture science! :fuckyou:

[MadmanMad]

My hatred for this woman burns something deep inside me that i didn't even know existed, this amount of stupidity should not be possible.

Getting stuck in a hole and reloading an old save, going "BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATEVER" over the annoucner, fucking SINGING "I'm the smartest girl in the world" when she finally completes a simple task after about 30 minutes for trying to find a button thats right infront of her face.

Even the little cutesy noises she trys to make just make me want to backflip off my chair, out the window and fucking slam my face down into the concrete.

[shounic]

Did she think she had a chance when it said 10+? I assume she plays MLP games for the rest of her channel.

[SilverDragon619]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUXZOzuE3Zw&feature=channel_video_title[/media]

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;29400266][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUXZOzuE3Zw&feature=channel_video_title[/media][/QUOTE]

Ohhhh, I get it! This bitch is so stupid, she forced you into a coma and made you a vegetable!

[Contag]

I wouldn't say she was stupid. She's just not thinking with portals.

If you combine that with a poor spatial sense, then it's understandable.

Males tend to preform better on tasks which require a spatial sense, and this is coupled with the fact that most gamers tend to perform better regarding pattern recognition.

For example, most gamers would quickly understand that whitewalls=signpost by developers, whereas it may not be so apparent to others.

[editline]25th April 2011[/editline]

Note: I didn't listen to the audio, so take that into account.
Judging by the posts, she sounds like a complete dipshit.

[XanKriegor]

I want to show this to my aunt who is a pretty avid gamer to see her reaction, but at the same time I don't want to put her into a stroke.

[breadlord]

I beat this game on PS3 before the servers went down.

So i had to beat the co-op on PC :saddowns:

[Winters]

[QUOTE=breadlord;29402958]I beat this game on PS3 before the servers went down.

So i had to beat the co-op on PC :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

Why didn't you beat all of it on PC?

[Fatfatfatty]

[QUOTE=breadlord;29402958]I beat this game on PS3 before the servers went down.

So i had to beat the co-op on PC :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

But it's better on PC, why would you be all :saddowns: about it? Is your computer a pile of shit?

[Weyzer]

[QUOTE=breadlord;29402958]I beat this game on PS3 before the servers went down.

So i had to beat the co-op on PC :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I got it for ps3 since it comes with a free pc copy to active, all you need is log into your psn account and then... oh wait psn has been down for like 4 days :S
So I played the whole SP on my ps3 :( and cant play co-op...

And as for iJustine... RAAAAAGE

[Hotline]

It seems like the announcer was trying to tell her something at the end of part 4.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Avager;29340062]
P.S.
Wow, graphics are bad at console version...oh well.[/QUOTE]

you're even stupider than her

[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]

I love all the people white knighting for her on the comments. Shame she can't read them owing to lacking basic spatial awareness.

[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Contag;29400896]
For example, most gamers would quickly understand that whitewalls=signpost by developers, whereas it may not be so apparent to others.
[/QUOTE]
b-but it's basic logic

[[CWG]RustySpann]

Wait, how did she even make it to the store and back to her house?

[Blueplastic]

Anyone else having problems with loading the video?

[Generic.Monk]

I love the highest rated comments.
[quote]Please go back to COD, I don't want you playing Valve games and in general games I like, I do not want to be in the group of people that plays the same games as you do. Worst of all Valve may see this and HL 3 and Portal 3* may get awfully dumbed down so people like you could play it...they m-may get to be l-l-l-like COD o-or Gears ;_;[/quote]
[quote]Stop.

Just stop.

Turn off the console.

Unplug it if you know how to.

Drive to your nearest flea market.

Sell it for $100.

And never play any video* games ever again.

You are an embarrassment to women and video games and are just craving attention.

Stop. Playing. Video games.[/quote]

[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]

lol
[quote]Justine is trying to play. She loves video games and its her thing. If she wants to play then she can play. She can choose when to stop.[/quote]

[radu_iceman]

The part where the pre-recorded voice sais "If you are simple minded ... please return to your primitive tribe", yet she continues. That made me laugh really hard.

[tier56]

Part 5
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO90BRLrvxM&feature=relmfu[/media]
Part 6
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_wuPz0om1Y&feature=related[/media]

Cue her getting stuck in obvious parts and bragging she's "the best gamer in the world".