Game of Thrones version IV: Preface your spoilers with BOOK or SHOW
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The [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3QW8PVyyNM"]credits song[/URL] [sp]fit really well after the lingering shot of Joffery's dead, cunt face[/sp]
to be fair he did just offend literally everyone. it was impressive how many people he pissed off in such a small window
[QUOTE=darkrei9n;44540389][sp]Whats up for debate? Granny being responsible? Cause I don't think she has much need to steal gems off Sansa's necklace for the fun of it. So she knew and was likely one of the main conspirators or helped the main conspirator in a big way.[/sp][/QUOTE]
This is borne out by other factors and motivations too. [sp]Does anyone think she'd allow her dear Margaery to be married to Joffrey? No, of course not. Sansa told them how he was, which allowed them to go to plan B. Kill Joffrey and have her marry the next in line. She's still queen and not married to a psycho that way.[/sp]
[sp]Tthe relief of having Joffrey gone was somewhat ruined by Tyrion being blamed. I don't want my favorite character to die (again)[/sp]
[sp]Who am I kidding, everybody is probably going to fucking die[/sp]
Holy Fucking shit that episode. Fuck
[sp]ALL HAIL KING TOMMEN, LOVER OF KITTENS[/sp]
Oh fuck that was fantastic.
[sp]My guess is the Queen of Thorns is responsible. Going to have to rewatch, but I'm guessing Sansa's new necklace is involved in some way. That said, this isn't the first time a Necklace has been involved in a poisonous plot. Melisandre survived because her necklace sapped the poison from the wine and saved her. [/sp] Hohum.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;44541096]Oh fuck that was fantastic.
[sp]My guess is the Queen of Thorns is responsible. Going to have to rewatch, but I'm guessing Sansa's new necklace is involved in some way. That said, this isn't the first time a Necklace has been involved in a poisonous plot. Melisandre survived because her necklace sapped the poison from the wine and saved her. [/sp] Hohum.[/QUOTE]
Nah, [sp] Mel survived because she has a crazy strong immune system, because of the magic. [/sp]
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;44541216]Nah, [sp] Mel survived because she has a crazy strong immune system, because of the magic. [/sp][/QUOTE]
But [sp]The necklace was glowing and everything? I really thought I was on to something there :([/sp]
I never thought [sp]such a disgusting death could actually make me smile[/sp]
rest in piss
[sp]I love how after they show Theon's face in the beginning, they cut to Tyrion eating sausage[/sp]
[QUOTE=Dissolution;44541342][sp]I love how after they show Theon's face in the beginning, they cut to Tyrion eating sausage[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]SausageWiggle.gif[/sp]
glad I was able to watch tonight's episode as soon as possible, since gifs of the ending were immediately posted on tumblr by the inconsiderately oblivious huffington post and reblogged its stupid way to my dash
Okay upon reflection, they missed something huge.
[sp] No "I am no stranger to Valyrian steel", which is important because it triggers the realisation in Tyrion that Joff hired the assassin to take out Bran in his bed, which reveals that Joffrey actually has a character beyond 'evil little shit' - He only wanted Robert's approval, and he's only a psycho because of his fucked upbringing. I feel bad for Joffrey, I don't hate him. [/sp]
But I guess the show runners prefer absolutes like Stannis is evil (why do they always have his scenes at night? feels like they're trying to make him the bad guy), Dany is our saviour and that Joff is an evil little shit with no redeeming features.
[QUOTE=ElectronicG19;44541963]Okay upon reflection, they missed something huge.
[sp] No "I am no stranger to Valyrian steel", which is important because it triggers the realisation in Tyrion that Joff hired the assassin to take out Bran in his bed, which reveals that Joffrey actually has a character beyond 'evil little shit' - He only wanted Robert's approval, and he's only a psycho because of his fucked upbringing. I feel bad for Joffrey, I don't hate him. [/sp]
But I guess the show runners prefer absolutes like Stannis is evil (why do they always have his scenes at night? feels like they're trying to make him the bad guy), Dany is our saviour and that Joff is an evil little shit with no redeeming features.[/QUOTE]
[sp]How does Joff wanting to kill Bran in his bed make him anything beyond 'evil little shit'. I mean the kid cut open a pregnant kitten[/sp]
I must of watched the end of that episode 12 times now, so satisfying.
That was glorious.
[QUOTE=Sio;44542065][sp]How does Joff wanting to kill Bran in his bed make him anything beyond 'evil little shit'. I mean the kid cut open a pregnant kitten[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp] because all he ever wanted to do was impress Robert?? He overheard Robert saying that it would be kinder if Bran were dead, so in his twisted mind he tried to find a solution. It's not his fault he's fucked up. [/sp]
[QUOTE=Saxon;44542078]I must of watched the end of that episode 12 times now, so satisfying.[/QUOTE]
So satisfying, but at the same time [sp]I'll kind of miss Joffery.[/sp]
It's a shame that no one's going to [sp]cry for Joffrey[/sp], I really enjoyed the reactions to [sp]Red Wedding[/sp] last year.
[sp]His face was really uncomfortable to look at.[/sp]
That dwarf impersonating Renly really looked a lot like Renly.
I'm really fucking glad I decided to watch this as soon as possible because I'm seeing a lot of spoilers now
[sp] the very top of my FB feed is THE KING IS DEAD, I'm really glad I don't care about facebook enough to check it often, what a shithead[/sp]
[QUOTE=IrishBandit;44540861]The [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3QW8PVyyNM"]credits song[/URL] [sp]fit really well after the lingering shot of Joffery's dead, cunt face[/sp][/QUOTE]
Shit, I liked the song but I didn't realize it was Sigur Ros. Now I like it even more
Didn't suffer enough
[sp]So will the thread be needing a title change now?[/sp]
You can pretty much see who [sp]poisoned Joffrey in the last episode:[/sp]
[url]http://imgur.com/a/LY9b2#FKfcWic[/url]
Spoilers, of course.
Also that explains why Tyrion [sp]was so surprised when he looked into the cup[/sp]
book 3: [sp]as a book reader I dont understand why locke (read vargo hoat) is still alive. he cut off jaimes hand. tywin would never let that go unpunished. it's even funnier because bolton chewed ramsays ass off in front locke over what ramsay did to theon. youd think either roose or tywin would have executed him.[/sp]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;44542550]Shit, I liked the song but I didn't realize it was Sigur Ros. Now I like it even more[/QUOTE]
Sigur Ros were also the band with the organ that Joffrey throws coins at :D
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