Game of Thrones version IV: Preface your spoilers with BOOK or SHOW
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Here comes the king in the north
I wonder if danny will regret coming to westeros. Surely the free cities are better prizes?
It's wet. It's fucking cold
It's at war
There's little food.
The people are mostly cunts
The religions are strange.
There are malevolent ice monsters travelling south to kill everyone.
Everyone has old fashioned views.
The capital is one of the biggest shit holes in the world
There are wolves everywhere. There are also a lot of rapists.
(book four) [sp] The maesters fucking hate dragons [/sp]
Nobody will like her people. Her people will not like their land.
[QUOTE=The Jack;41292962]
It's at war
There's little food.
The people are mostly cunts
The religions are strange.
Everyone has old fashioned views.
There are also a lot of rapists.
Nobody will like her people. Her people will not like their land.[/QUOTE]
sounds like essos to me.
Dany should clearly invade Southorys or whatever it's called.
They musn't have any of the issues!
So after hounding my mom to finally start watching this, I came home just now to hear that she's at episode 2 of the first season and she thinks she likes it.
SUCCESS!
yeah i had to gregor clegane my mom into reading the books, but once she started, she loved them
My dad has started reading the books. He has watched all three seasons and asked "Where in the third book should I start to read from?".
Told him to start with the first book. Turned out to be a lost cause. Eventually got him to start at the beginning of ASOS.
[QUOTE=The Jack;41292962]I wonder if danny will regret coming to westeros. Surely the free cities are better prizes?
It's wet. It's fucking cold
It's at war
There's little food.
The people are mostly cunts
The religions are strange.
There are malevolent ice monsters travelling south to kill everyone.
Everyone has old fashioned views.
The capital is one of the biggest shit holes in the world
There are wolves everywhere. There are also a lot of rapists.
(book four) [sp] The maesters fucking hate dragons [/sp]
Nobody will like her people. Her people will not like their land.[/QUOTE]
This is ultimately why Dany will not win the Game of Thrones. But man I look forward to when she first lands on Westeros and has to deal with all that shit.
To be honest I think Kings Landing is destined to get fucked at some point. Either by dragons or white walkers.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;41295291]This is ultimately why Dany will not win the Game of Thrones. But man I look forward to when she first lands on Westeros and has to deal with all that shit.
To be honest I think Kings Landing is destined to get fucked at some point. Either by dragons or white walkers.
[editline]3rd July 2013[/editline]
My favourite thing about the Doctor Who royal visit is how utterly miserable Moffat looks in the background.[/QUOTE]
If it's fucked by white walkers, I would say all of Westeros is screwed considering how far south King's Landing is.
But aren't dragons pretty much the cure-all for white walkers?
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;41296131]But aren't dragons pretty much the cure-all for white walkers?[/QUOTE]
i'm sure the great other has some kind of counter measure for such an event.
A really good question is: do the great powers of Westoros have any means to kill the dragons?
Lots of arrows
Poison
That's about it. Dragons have been killed, and Dany's are still really young, none of them is Balerion by any means.
Apparently really well polished metal shields are great for killing dragons, if Selwyn of the Mirrorshield can be trusted.
[QUOTE=DaysBefore;41299887]Apparently really well polished metal shields are great for killing dragons, if Selwyn of the Mirrorshield can be trusted.[/QUOTE]
Don't the others wear shiny armor that reflects light? (in the books at least)
Ugh, my mother's watching the blu-rays with dutch subs and they actually translate some of the names to dutch. It looks so fucking out of place.
[QUOTE=NotAName;41301000]Don't the others wear shiny armor that reflects light? (in the books at least)[/QUOTE]
I think their armour was supposed to be made of ice. Reflecting and refracting.
Still. The tv white walkers look like draugr
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;41299383]Lots of arrows
Poison
That's about it. Dragons have been killed, and Dany's are still really young, none of them is Balerion by any means.[/QUOTE]
I don't think they ever specifically mentioned how any dragon was killed, other than the guy with the mirror shield (who most likely is just a myth).
That guy in book 5 [sp]who in the arena charged at the dragon with nothing but a spear and a loincloth may have had a chance if he were more experienced, better armored and better armed, so I do think it's possible, just really fucking hard.[/sp]
[sp]I assumed it was through poison that the dragons died.[/sp]
sorry bout that.
[QUOTE=The Jack;41312758][sp]I assumed it was through poison that the dragons died.[/sp][/QUOTE]
fuck you. ;-;
During Aegon's Conquest a Stark was planning to kill the dragons with weirwood arrows. Don't know where I heard that from, but yeah.
I don't remember that at all.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;41316959]I don't remember that at all.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Brandon_Snow[/url]
from the World of Ice and Fire book
No source on that page
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;41317444]No source on that page[/QUOTE]
google it yourself or check out the official forums lol
Way to get butthurt and PM me hentai
[editline]4th July 2013[/editline]
That you Shrek?
Hentai? He PM'd me a goatse.
Well I called it hentai because it was some porn drawing but it isn't animoo
[sp]it is sansa x arya i think[/sp]
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;41319784]Well I called it hentai because it was some porn drawing but it isn't animoo
[sp]it is sansa x arya i think[/sp][/QUOTE]
At least yours was GoT related :v:
holy shit
Don't go on the GOT forums, it's a shitfest about Oberyn being miscast, there's even some weirdo saying he looks WAY more like Oberyn. He even has himself in his avatar.
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