How to become popular. Look like this guy:
[IMG]http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/160000/160534_TheRealClydeCash.jpg[/IMG]
You are now popular. And a douchebag!
Post your sex-tapes with Justin Bieber on youtube.
Epic Win. You become popular and the Bieber disappears.
LOL
popular
Everyone in my class is like "Olol u have Gmod pc master race because i play xbox and i love it!"
It really does not make sense.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;26612198]Everyone in my class is like "Olol u have Gmod pc master race because i play xbox and i love it!"
It really does not make sense.[/QUOTE]
How to solve: Don't talk about PC! Just about the games.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;26555717]People actually worry about this?[/QUOTE]
I worried about it too once, but then i turned twelve.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;26573315]In truth, everyone is a loner.[/QUOTE]
What a sad reality. :(
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;26611272]How to become popular. Look like this guy:
[img_thumb]http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/160000/160534_TheRealClydeCash.jpg[/img_thumb]
You are now popular. And a douchebag![/QUOTE]
Honestly? Why does everyone associate being cool with being guido.........
You kids really need to get out more.
[QUOTE=LF9000;26613017]Honestly? Why does everyone associate being cool with being guido.........
You kids really need to get out more.[/QUOTE]
Because I'm already popular and Jersey Shore told me it's cool!
I think you need to get out more and realize that all the cool kids look like that.
You should take choir/chorus. I just got back from singing at our Christmas concert and it's really fun, you become a family with the other choir members. We get to go to New York for an entire week next year, and the other choir members are going to chip in to pay my 750$ fee for me since I can't pay it living with a single grandparent who makes 10$/h. :v:
It really helps keep me going when we do stuff together, it's like having a bunch of average people who are awesome at singing and we go do stuff together like caroling and it's fun and stuff.
Plus if you're in choir you get lots of hugs from pretty giiiirls. (Or guys if you're into that.) :razz:
[QUOTE=Alternativ;26555665]lolno
You must be a butthurt fagnerd who plays warhammer at school[/QUOTE]
I agree with this man
Well OP, I've been in your shoes before. Except I didn't try to become more popular, I grew into it. Anyways, onto the advice! (Most of which you've probably heard/thought of already.)
-Keep working out and dieting. You don't need to become super skinny or buff, just average or slightly better.
-Stop wearing skinny jeans unless they really do look good on you.
-Find a hairstyle that suits you. And don't just get your hair cut, try combing it differently too. It really does make a difference.
-Learn how to be funny. Not always the funny guy who is always joking, and not the kind of funny that is just being a dick/annoying either.
-Read up on body language. After you become good at it, it's really easy to persuade and charm people.
-Overall, be confident, but not egotistical. Everyone loves a confident man, but hate the over-confident ones.
That's about it. Good luck OP, you've got this!
don't eat a carb
Interesting thread. I like.
I want to become famous. I'm not sure why and I've tried to explain to people but I can't. I want to learn to breakdance, I want to get better at DJing, I want to do improv comedy, I want to do standup, I want to get better at parkour, I want to get better at my word annunciation, I want to rap in front of 1000 people.
I want to perform.
Best way to socialise is to raise an axe to their spines.
[QUOTE=Eyeball95;26571948]Popular = Useless
But if you really want to be popular, then first thing you should do id buy some rope. Then tie it into a noose.
I think you know what step 3 is. :downsbravo:[/QUOTE]
Your saying having extreme confidence is useless?
No, your just a bitter reject kid who hates the "popular kids".
I think the best thing its to cut your hair. Unless you want to show us a picture. But unless done well, long hair is pretty nasty. There could be alot of things you can do to improve yourself physically or style wise. Oh and dont worry about a car, you really dont need to know how to drive until senior year.
My friend is awkward, hes a whitewashed mexican guy with a jewfro, crooked teeth, and was easily the most popular and well liked guy on campus.
Why? He was funny, nice, and a good person. Everyone plain out loved him. He lost prom king by 3 votes though :smith:
Now alot of people are nice and never get noticed, but really, for the most part people wont know your good qualities if you stay quiet. So get more social. And for god sake's be everyone's hero. Not pack mule and favor doer, but be a memorable person , and be charitable towards others.
That being said popularity can be dual edged. Someones going to hate you probably, and sometimes the limelight is always on you. I find popularity a good thing when you make alot of friends. And im talking about people who you can actively count on, and have a good healthy relationship with, not those guys who are friends for ulterior motives. Don't shoot for THE-WHOLE-SCHOOL-EATING-OUT-OF-THE-PALM-OF-MY-HANDS type of guy. Just follow those steps, and you'll become a well liked and well known guy.
Joining any club is beneficial. You'll meet alot of cool people.
cut your hair
wear nice clothes
don't post on fp for more than an hour a day
take up a sport / hobby
talk to people
go and socialise
some easy tips to getting "popular", but remember popularity is nothing after school, what matters is grades, jobs and relationships, so don't think that fitting in at school is the be all and end all of your life.
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don't post on fp for more than an hour a day
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This is critical.
get off facepunch and hang out with your friends
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if you have any
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if you don't that's okay and all, just try talking to people at work or school who won't shove you off on monday
who cares if you're "popular"; all the faggotrons who you're "popular" around will magically disappear at graduation. do yourself a favor and concentrate on meeting and making friends who will be friends for life.
all the kids who try to be popular can kiss my ass, because after they graduate i'll still be the one who's kickin it with my bros
If you're a sophomore isn't it a little late now that you only have all of about one and one-half years left.
Some of this might have been posted but....
Diets don't work on 16 year old boys. Eat healthier. Less burgers more fruits and grains.
A 1 miles run + 50 curl ups + 20 pushups a day can go a long way.
Stop wearing tight pants
Join a sport. VERY BEST WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS IN HIGHSCHOOL. I play American Football. I just moved to this town in June, started going to football practice in august, and had over 3 dozen friends before school even started. And now those same football budies hooked me up with a fucking hot girlfriend, considering how damn ugly I am. Any sport works.
Also, cute > hot for some girls. Usually the girls who are better people then the girls who like hot boys. Don't be a douche, nobody likes the douches.
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Also, most cheerleaders are assholes. Only 3 cheerleaders I know aren't douches, and one of them is my Girlfriend.
Just do good in school and get good grades. It does not matter how popular you were in school when you are making 100k or more a year.
Gel your hair in to a Faux-Hawk.
[img]http://worldhairstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blake-fauxhawk-hairstyles.jpg[/img]
Insta-sex.
[QUOTE=DJSergei;26577323][b]Get good clothes (Hollister, Abercrombie),[/b] Work out a little, at this time and age girls don't really like muscles as much as they used to, or at least where I live, just get yourself around average, this part is hard to explain, you need to find people with similar interests as you, and talk casually to people you usually don't, or don't even know.[/QUOTE]
Please don't, this is called being a tool. Wear whatever the fuck you want. Nobody cares if you're wearing brand name shit or a shirt for some obscure black metal band, at least at my school.
hollister and abercrombie are two of the biggest brands that scream, "i'm a douche"
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;26577087]Beat the toughest guy in school with 1 hit. That usually gets people's attention.[/QUOTE]
ok, life isnt a video game, no one gives a fuck about who can beat up who in high school and above, that stuff matters when you're 12 years old or some mclovin lookalike who daydreams about having muscles and beating up guys to attract women.
[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;26639835]hollister and abercrombie are two of the biggest brands that scream, "i'm a douche"[/QUOTE]
Yeah, shop at Express and H&M. You don't want to date a girl who wears nothing but hollister and abercrombie and most decent girls don't want to date a guy that does either.
[QUOTE=LetsGroove;26555660]as long as you have a strong circle of kind friends, you'll go far in life.[/QUOTE]
This, damnit. I don't need popularity, I have my band and they are fucking great dudes and we don't give a shit about what others think.
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