[QUOTE=Nifae;26556338]The Army pays you jack shit for the work you'll have to be doing, if you must, join the Navy. It's safe most of the time, good pay, and pays for your education. The Marines is the 2cnd best in my opinion, followed by Army in last.[/QUOTE]
All branches have the same pay scheme, safety is relative, and they have roughly the same education benefits.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26556389]All branches have the same pay scheme, safety is relative, and they have roughly the same education benefits.[/QUOTE]
You could always try the S.A.S :smug:
- higher pay scheme.
- learn how to resist torcher & how to kill a guy with your thumb.
Popularity isn't like it is on tv, at least not at my school. Yeah, the very most popular people are the best athletes and most attractive people, but a lot of the popular group are just a bunch of unattractive, unathletic people who are just hilarious or fun to be around. You may not get poon every weekend, but if you're funny and comfortable to be around, you'll go far.
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;26555628]The day you graduate high school you'll learn that being popular won't do jack shit for your future.[/QUOTE]
So OP, whatever you do, make sure NOT to enjoy your current place in life and try to better yourself. It'll look dumb in the future!
Step One: Become Zac Efron
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Step Two: Enjoy
But really just be yourself and if you people don't like you then give up.
[QUOTE=chimitos;26556110]I love being a smart looser.
It's all of the stupid losers that are fucked.
At least I'll have money later in life.
...while they get to be my legion of wage-monkeys.
:love:[/QUOTE]
That's not always true. Charisma and confidence can get you really far, and people who are considered popular usually have that. Also, professional athletes make a shitload of money. But yeah, generally speaking "stupid losers are fucked"
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;26556418]You could always try the S.A.S :smug:
- higher pay scheme.
- learn how to resist torcher & how to kill a guy with your thumb.[/QUOTE]
Comparing one country's military pay/entitlements to another is silly.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;26556384]I would say Navy and Air Force are on the same tier according to the people I've talked to.[/QUOTE]
I forgot about the Air Force. :v: I've just heard the Army is worse, not from a reliable source but from several people, so I dunno.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26556507]Comparing one country's military pay/entitlements to another is silly.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't comparing anything.
Become popular? HAH you can't just become popular if you change your appearance by becoming some skinny dude, you gotta act with confidence, believe in yourself and never be afraid to talk to anyone. The bottom line is, everyone wants to be that guy and get fucked by every hot chick in school but in reality that only happens because you know how to talk to people with confidence etc.
If you join the military to be popular you are not only an idiot, but an idiot who is going to get his squad killed when he tries to be the hero.
if you're comfortable with your dick size, then just go to school naked, and dance
Why would you strive to be a douchebag?
Honestly that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Get a haircut.
Lift some weights.
Eat healthy foods.
Socialize.
Win at life.
Popularity doesn't matter to me. As long as most everyone is on good terms with me, and I have a tight circle of friends, s'all good.
To be a cool kid you really have to know the people from back in like.... elementary school.
[QUOTE=MStat;26555577]
(i'm not saying that i am a complete, and total loser, i have a lot of friends)[/QUOTE]
You're on the wrong forum then, buddy.
The main problem you have is giving a fuck what people think about you. Another problem is liking girls just because of there looks. That will lead to nothing but drama and disappointment. the third problem I see here is... your fat.
don't say you're starting tomorrow, say you're starting now.
You realize popularity is an illusion right
So, you want to become "hot" start going about your life the wrong way?
Just start doing heroin and all of what you want will come from it. It's the quickest, easiest way to go about losing weight and becoming "popular".
You know what it takes, but is it really what you want?
Oh, and if you go about this just to be what everyone else wants, as soon as you get out of high school, you'll be nothing but scum to just about everyone you know.
cut your hair, work out. make an effort to talk to people. not that hard
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;26556814]Popularity doesn't matter to me. [U][B]As long as most everyone is on good terms with me[/B][/U], and I have a tight circle of friends, s'all good.[/QUOTE]
Reading this made me think that when somebody isn't, this happens...
"You Sir, Are on bad terms with me? are you not?"
"That I am Sir, That I am."
"Very well sir, I demand satisfaction!"
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you're pathetic and nothing will ever change that
[QUOTE=MStat;26555657]Well, fuck being popular. i like my friends that i have right now.
If anything, I do want to lose some weight, and be a bit better looking.
also, confidence is not my thing.[/QUOTE]
Well then you're fucked.
Popular people need egos the size of my cock
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;26557112]Well then you're fucked.
Popular people need egos the size of my cock[/QUOTE]
I didn't know their ego had to be that small? I guess FP is alright then :smugdog:
Wear expensive brand name clothing, lift and start playing CoD.
Then share your amazing tactics with them :downs:
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;26557126]I didn't know their ego had to be that small?[/QUOTE]
I didn't know you made shitty predictable jokes?
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;26557137]I didn't know you made shitty predictable jokes?[/QUOTE]
I didn't know that you knew that your post would be turned into a predictable joke, yet still posted.
[QUOTE=FuckaNinja;26555613]also a girl told me i had a nice build and nice eyes so that blows your cute compliments away. i'm already winning.[/QUOTE]
OP's progress and attention has been hi-jacked by this man. This thread is now about him.
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