I want to become popular. - General

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Go bulimic ?

Get a huge penis, make a sex tape and spread it around your school.

[QUOTE=Water Bear;26565735]Go bulimic ?[/QUOTE] Don't be a fucking idiot.

Being popular in high school doesn't matter. Wait for college and you'll actually meet people that like you for who you are instead of how you look.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;26566031]Don't be a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE] I was joking.. its just because when I was sick for like a week i lost 10 pounds from vomiting and not getting the nutrition i need. Alls I am saying OP is the only weight loss tactic you need, is your index finger!:aslol:

I went through the 'i wanna be popular phase' about 2 years ago. Don't worry, it'll pass. I would actually have been popular by now, it's just that I got kicked out of my local gym for being underage :v:

You can either be popular, or you can actually be seen as a likeable person? I don't know where the rest of you come from but to be popular, the majority of people have to like your attitude. If you think the most popular person is a jerk, have you actually seen them talk to their own friends and other people in general? and if they are a jerk to you, it's probably because either your personality or general physical appearance isn't compatible with theirs. That's my view here.

[QUOTE=latirCole;26566374]You can either be popular, or you can actually be seen as a likeable person? I don't know where the rest of you come from but to be popular, the majority of people have to like your attitude. If you think the most popular person is a jerk, have you actually seen them talk to their own friends and other people in general? and if they are a jerk to you, it's probably because either your personality or general physical appearance isn't compatible with theirs. That's my view here.[/QUOTE] this right here. The popular kids in my school are a bunch of chavs and retards, but there are 1 or 2 people who are actually respected (they happen to be slightly bigger than everyone else but who cares) by botht he retards and the nerds because they're decent, nice people. My ultimate state of being would be with my current group of friends, except slightly taller and hencher for my own personal confidence and respected by the rest of my peers.

[QUOTE=Alcapwne;26566446]this right here. The popular kids in my school are a bunch of chavs and retards, but there are 1 or 2 people who are actually respected (they happen to be slightly bigger than everyone else but who cares) by botht he retards and the nerds because they're decent, nice people. My ultimate state of being would be with my current group of friends, except slightly taller and hencher for my own personal confidence and respected by the rest of my peers.[/QUOTE] I hate stereotypical "popular" kids.. like you said.

[QUOTE=Alcapwne;26566446]this right here. The popular kids in my school are a bunch of chavs and retards, but there are 1 or 2 people who are actually respected (they happen to be slightly bigger than everyone else but who cares) by botht he retards and the nerds because they're decent, nice people. My ultimate state of being would be with my current group of friends, except slightly taller and hencher for my own personal confidence and respected by the rest of my peers.[/QUOTE] Mines the opposite on the popular kids front! Most of them are friends with everyone (there wouldn't go out their way to no include someone) and there are like three that are chavs/retards. I'm currently in sixth form and you should notice that the general groups of popularity just merge together.

Go boxing, get mature.

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[QUOTE=poopsicle;26555631]Love it how kids always put themselves into these groups "cool" "uncool", when you look back you will realize how fucking retarded it all was.[/QUOTE] thats because kids these days don't go out and socialize, they watch movies and tv and facepunch all day

[QUOTE=Shustriy;26555608]Best way to become social, is to just go outside and socialize. Cut your hair too, depending on what looks good on you[/QUOTE] You've obviously have never been on OP's situation and tried to climb the social ladder (which is filled with scum; it's more like a shit pyramid with a golden nugget at the top) Most people are cunts and would treat OP as a total loser if he started to randomly approach people.

smoke bowls and you won't give a fuck

[QUOTE=Ultralast;26568603]smoke bowls and you won't give a fuck[/QUOTE] This.

Try to build strong reputations with everybody, don't just try to hang out with the cool people. Actually this seems hopeless ... suicide

Popularity is a myth. Turns out that the people that everyone thinks are popular are usually disliked by their peers.

If you smoke weed at my school you automatically get into the 'bro' crowd. I have yet to worry about popularity.

Cutting your hair would be a great place to start.

[QUOTE=Sottalytober;26557873]I'm semi popular at my school. No one hates me, alright with the girls, was on the football team and currently on the soccer team. A couple years ago i was a fat ugly loser with i think 1 friend. Lemme tell you, right now life is infinitely better then it was then. The people who say what you just said are just trying to use it as a defense mechanism cause odds are they get bullied by popular people [b]or[/b] hate them because they're better then them at X sport/class.[/QUOTE] A defense mechanism? HA! Fat fucking chance! All the popular kids at my high school smoke pot, do drugs, are total sluts, and have the IQ of a common goldfish. You think I want to be part of that group? No, I don't. I'm into sports, I do basketball and run track. That doesn't make me popular.

[QUOTE=Alternativ;26555665]lolno You must be a butthurt fagnerd who plays warhammer at school[/QUOTE] Lol, no. You must be an idiotic fag that thinks he's better than people people because he doesn't play certain games. Grow up.

[QUOTE=DONUT KING;26571131]A defense mechanism? HA! Fat fucking chance! All the popular kids at my high school smoke pot, do drugs, are total sluts, and have the IQ of a common goldfish. You think I want to be part of that group? No, I don't. I'm into sports, I do basketball and run track. That doesn't make me popular.[/QUOTE] What's wrong with being a slut?

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26571472]What's wrong with being a slut?[/QUOTE] It's socially degrading and they usually get nowhere in life.

[QUOTE=MStat;26555577]hello, fellow users of Facepunch! (i'm not saying that i am a complete, and total loser, i have a lot of friends) So. I want to become popular, and I want to be a kid that all the cheerleaders want to be with. As of right now, I have never been called anything more than cute. Not hot, nothing. I'm 6'2. 210 lbs. I'm not very strong. i have somewhat long hair. I wear tight pants, even though I shouldn't due to my weight. im 16. Sophmore in highschool. Don't have my license yet. I have a car. I want to become skinny, hot, and popular. every day, i will post updates on my progress. Day 1 (12/7/10) - Diet. Workout. I am starting my diet, tomorrow. seeing as today is almost over. Also starting tomorrow, I'm going to start working out. (Accepting any tips, unless they're just fucking dumb.)[/QUOTE] get rid of your tight pants because big people look strange in tight pants [editline]8th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Stopper;26564859]You are 6 foot 2, and you think you're fat? It's normal for you to be 200 lbs. Otherwise you'd look way too skinny.[/QUOTE] it's normal if that weight is in muscle or something but he has it in fat

[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;26557112]Well then you're fucked. Popular people need egos the size of my cock[/QUOTE] So they need egos the size of a tootsie roll?

[QUOTE=Nifae;26555711]Most public schools in this generation are giant popularity contests. Are your parents rich and buy you namebrand clothing and new 200$ shoes every day? You'll be popular and have all the women. Are you a lower class family working to get food to feed yourselves? You'll get picked on and probably become depressed as I have. We need moar people like you. It's been this way for quite some time, as always people with more influence will receive more friends than people who can't get them anywhere. Because of this, the people who have to work harder will most likely get more character development out of life than some faggot asshole who gets sent to Harvard after getting awful grades because his rich parents paid for it and kissed ass to the dean(s). I myself have witnessed the things aforementioned, as I notice these rich little kids (in the lower school) sporting their Hollister and Aeropostal when I am eating breakfast in the school, and I was discussing college with my rather intelligent friend and this foolish child comes up and says "You see dees clothes bish? I can get into wateva college I want cause I'm rich bish! I don't gotta work!" And immediately I felt the abyssal anger of hell welling inside of me, I grabbed my fork and jammed it into his trach- Well, no I didn't, but I sure wanted too. I simply ignored him and he left. Hopefully this will prevent you from turning yourself into some sort of bully/preppy rich kid in order to get farther in a school filled with favoritism. And don't listen to anyone telling you to change yourself to fit their ideaology of popular, just be yourself, as annoying and cliche as that sounds, it works sometimes.[/QUOTE] We need moar people like you.

Yeah, they get this 'I don't have to work' mentality.

Popular = Useless But if you really want to be popular, then first thing you should do id buy some rope. Then tie it into a noose. I think you know what step 3 is. :downsbravo: