Rate The Last Movie You Watched - April V3 - no tv shows - General

[QUOTE=Rastadogg;42739837]The Last Airbender My friend said we should watch it because it would be funny. AHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAAHAHHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAWHATTHEFUCKEVENISTHIS/10[/QUOTE] I have the Rifftrax for TLA but I've put off watching it for about a year now because I know it'll still be bad

The last new movie I watched was Requiem for a Dream I must say that movie is pretty good but it is just so sick and twisted. I wouldn't have watched it if I would've known how messed up it was

[QUOTE=Rastadogg;42739837]The Last Airbender My friend said we should watch it because it would be funny. AHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAAHAHHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAWHATTHEFUCKEVENISTHIS/10[/QUOTE] When my friends and I watched it in theaters I remember we almost got kicked out for laughing too hard at the movie.

[QUOTE=igamiwarr;42741357]When my friends and I watched it in theaters I remember we almost got kicked out for laughing too hard at the movie.[/QUOTE] First time I got a clear view of Appa's face I nearly died. That movie is the best at being the worst.

[QUOTE=Rastadogg;42741489]First time I got a clear view of Appa's face I nearly died. That movie is the best at being the worst.[/QUOTE] When I saw the Earthbender's prison, I too nearly died. And I haven't even watched the series!

Anyone seen 12 Years a Slave? Critics loved it but had no desire to watch it again any time soon.

[B]Fracture[/B] This movie is a bit of a mess, and Anthony Hopkins didn't save it. The plot is nothing short of mediocre and unsuspenseful, the twists aren't amusing at all and the performances aren't that great. throw a lot of legal/attourney mumbo jumbo into the mix, a glacial pace and an amazingly anti-climactic ending and you have this somewhat bitter movie experience. There is also a completely irrelevant romantic side-story that seems to be thrown in there just because some wank of a producer wanted some [I]seyex[/I]. It also tries to be smart at times, but isn't. It had potential but ultimately failed imho. 5/10

[I]After Earth[/I] Not the best movie per say,but it was fine,it had a little action,a little adventure,and horrific predators called Ursai,who hunt you,smelling your fear. I give it a 8/10

[QUOTE=kingjulien22;42743234][I]After Earth[/I] Not the best movie per say,but it was fine,it had a little action,a little adventure,and horrific predators called Ursai,who hunt you,smelling your fear. I give it a 8/10[/QUOTE] r u the real m night bamalam?

[QUOTE=AK'z;42743259]r u the real m night bamalam?[/QUOTE] I have no idea what you just said. I hope i didn't do anything wrong?

[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;42742900]Anyone seen 12 Years a Slave? Critics loved it but had no desire to watch it again any time soon.[/QUOTE] have you seen any of mcqueen's other work?

Army of Darkness 8/10 Loved the style of comedy. Though I remember enjoying it more as a kid.

[QUOTE=kingjulien22;42743234][I]After Earth[/I] Not the best movie per say,but it was fine,it had a little action,a little adventure,and horrific predators called Ursai,who hunt you,smelling your fear. I give it a 8/10[/QUOTE] "8/10 it was okay"

Hellraiser- 2/5 Not impressed by this especially since it's apparently a classic... Despite being about 90 minutes this felt really overlong. It was boring and pretty much every scene dragged on longer than necessary. The acting was mediocre to terrible all round, the direction was totally invisible, the effects were kinda cool but compared to something like The Thing which had a similar deal going on it looks pretty crappy. Sure the designs were pretty unique but still. Not really much to say about this other than definitely not worth watching and I cannot understand the hype. This film is totally hollow. Nothing to it. The hell stuff looked kinda cool I guess... But there's hardly any of it and it's far from enough to redeem the film.

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;42745648]the effects were kinda cool but compared to something like The Thing which had a similar deal going on it looks pretty crappy.[/QUOTE] You call this 'crappy'? [img]http://www.horrorphile.net/images/hellraiser-oliver-smith1.jpg[/img]

actuall yeah Frank's effects were great but the monsters and stuff idk nah. Couldn't buy it. Looked so fake and it obviously had people offscreen moving them or anamatronics or whatever. I did like the makeup on Frank.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;42743795]have you seen any of mcqueen's other work?[/QUOTE] Yeah I've seen Shame.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;42742041]When I saw the Earthbender's prison, I too nearly died. And I haven't even watched the series![/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18418859/Earthbenderprision.gif[/img] 10/10

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World It was a fun film, I really liked it. 7.5/10

Where should we hold all these earthbenders? On the earth? Okay let's do it

Dirty Girl- 4/5 I loved this, actually. It was apparently critically panned but I honestly cannot get my head around that. This was a brilliant little film that's both funny and emotionally hard-hitting, and has powerful underlying themes of sexuality and fitting in. Only 25% on Rotten Tomatoes... I would have expected at least 65% or so. But what do they know I guess. Far from the first time I've disagreed with critics. The title is definitely a misnomer, although I get that it's meant to be. At the start of the film Danielle (Juno Temple, who is brilliant in this. Imo she's very underappreciated and to me one of the best young actresses going) is portrayed as some bad-girl slut who doesn't take shit from nobody type deal but as the film goes on we realise it's a facade and she's actually quite insecure and really a lovely girl trying to find her place in the world (cheesy as it sounds, it works really well) and the title and first 10-15 minutes could turn people away from what the film's actually about. The film's actually a road movie. It's about a girl who doesn't abide by the Mormon rules imposed by her school and new family, and an awkward gay guy suffering a similar situation. They're paired to look after a flower baby and together go looking for Danielle's father who lives away in California. They actually make great use of the flour baby Macguffin- they're to keep a diary and it's written in the POV of the baby (Danielle and Clarke thus being "mummy" and "daddy") and it works as a narration to the film. We also see the expression drawn on the flour's face changing depending on what's going on which I thought was a brilliant brilliant touch and added nice subtle humour as well as it being a cute as hell thing to do. A little corny at times but thoroughly engaging, enjoyable and sad. When [sp]She meets here dad[/sp] it was lovely but also devastating to watch. Excellent film, recommend it despite what the critics say. [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] It's on netflix and worth sticking through the first 10 minutes or so because as said it's quite misleading and may turn you off, but don't.

[QUOTE=Yogkog;42717871]The Conjuring - 6/10 Eh, if you've seen any possession horror film, you've seen them all.[/QUOTE] I don't even know why I keep bothering to get out of the house to see these. Even if any of them are good in their own right, I haven't seen any that are really outstanding or original.

[QUOTE=Rastadogg;42747376][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18418859/Earthbenderprision.gif[/img] 10/10[/QUOTE] I remember seeing this movie with some friends and this exchange took place the following day with someone else (who's an Avatar fan and was planning on seeing it). "Hey, you guys saw Avatar last night, right? How was it? "Well, we could rattle off a whole list of things about it but I think all you need to know is that Eric couldn't stop laughing at the Earthbender's prison." "I thought you didn't watch Avatar?" "Nope." We came over to his place to watch it when it was out on home media and all he could muster was 'guh', 'what' and 'seriously' that ultimately culminated in him turning the movie off at the Earthbender's prison.

[B]World War Z (2013)[/B] I was expecting the worst and oh how it delivered exactly what I was expecting. A room full of us shouting at the TV because the characters were doing stupid things and coincidences kept happening. Effects I thought were quite poor and towards the end I really didn't give a shit if humanity got wiped out, in fact if we are capable of making rubbish like this then maybe humanity should be snuffed. However, I quite liked the solution they found to end the film, its just a shame I had to sit through 2 hours of shit to get there. Hard to believe the director of the Kite Runner could go on to make this crap. Lets hope Denis Villeneuve doesn't go the same way now Hollywood has him on board. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("alt of jewdozer" - Rusty100))[/highlight]

this is the end pretty damn funny. i expected it to be full of cheap humor and well, it definitely was, but that wasn't the ONLY thing in it. a little dull at times IMO, and often took a while to catch back on after a funny or exciting scene, a problem that seemed less apparent in the second half. it was definitely enjoyable, id say 7.5/10

I liked the movie a lot, it surprised me. The only thing I disliked was the absolutely blurry camerashots at the start when all hell broke loose and that stupid airplane crash, how could they both survive that. Especially if you have an iron bar inside your chest.

[B]Kick-ass 2[/B] ... For some reason it doesn't feel as good as first one, so 7/10

Kick Ass 2 is my most hated movie of the year and I guarantee your 7/10 will lower over time

it cant possibly be that bad? havent seen it but why do people hate it so much

Imagine we're back in the VCR days and you have a VHS tape that has no actual tape in it but it has a lot of poo inside it, and when you put it in the VCR it flings it all over the place and makes a big awful mess that no one should enjoy thats kick ass 2