Rate The Last Movie You Watched - April V3 - no tv shows - General

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;45265780]It's more the fact that he keeps a laminated copy of the law that allows it around with him just so he can prove that it's legal for him to fuck her. Then makes a joke about her being good at handjobs. To her father.[/QUOTE] look we all know michael bay is known for his writing and screenplay

Michael Bay has never actually written a screenplay so its not really on him (except from that he didn't decide to cut it I guess)

Transformers 4: 2/10 I fucking loved it and I love dinosaurs and swords and dinoswords

[QUOTE=Blazedol;45266495]Transformers 4: 2/10 I fucking loved it and I love dinosaurs and swords and dinoswords[/QUOTE] Then why did you give it a 2? or was it a inside joke rating? Sarcasm?

You can love 2/10's I absolutely LOVE the movie Torque but I'd never give it over a 3

so against the better wishes of some of you i went and saw bayformers 4 because i had nothing better to do movie sucked (but still better than the last two), action was pretty neat and grammer, tucci and wahlberg did good jobs. all i want is a unicron name drop in the next one and appearance in the 6th.

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;45265664]It's a weird Texas thing that should have just been left in the cencept pile. [/QUOTE] Actually quite a few states have that kind of law, hell up here in New Hampshire we have it. Thing is, our AoC is -16-, meaning that this law becomes a hell of a lot creepier once you hit the lower end of the spectrum. Still saves my ass, being a minor with someone who's 18 and all :v:

Transformers 4 11/10

[QUOTE=Steve Stump;45269001]Transformers 4 11/10[/QUOTE] well, there's no way that film could be [I]that[/I] good!! what a jokester

[QUOTE=Steve Stump;45269001]Transformers 4 11/10[/QUOTE] i too, lie on the internet or if you meant to do this he forgot the last /10 (11/10)/10 = 1.1/10

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;45268605]Then why did you give it a 2? or was it a inside joke rating? Sarcasm?[/QUOTE] So bad it's good. Like 2/10 would something be like The Happening, and a 1 would be something Birdemic. Also, The Family: 7/10 Kinda had to grow on me but it was ok. Kinda felt like it was trying a bit too hard to a Martin Scorsese film, though

I want EVERYONE to go see TF4. No exceptions, you need your daily dose of Summer Baybuster

but I can do that at home by swinging a hammer at my groin while Linkin Park loudly plays in the background

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;45269149]I want EVERYONE to go see TF4. No exceptions, you need your daily dose of Summer Baybuster[/QUOTE] bullshit tmnt will be better

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;45269149]I want EVERYONE to go see TF4. No exceptions, you need your daily dose of Summer Baybuster[/QUOTE] If you have money and time to blow, that could be the case. But there are like, five great movies out right now that are far more worth your time.

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;45269149]I want EVERYONE to go see TF4. No exceptions, you need your daily dose of Summer Baybuster[/QUOTE] Not until the inevitable Rifftrax for it comes out. It's the only reason I was willing to watch the others.

bad neighbours - 6/10 simple, watchable comedy with a charismatic cast and a few laugh out loud moments

[IMG]http://cromeyellow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific_rim_yoji_shinkawa.jpg[/IMG] Pacific Rim - 10/10 Came for Giant Robots fighting Kaiju, got Giant Robots Fighting Kaiju

Honestly I didn't like Pacific Rim. The dialogue was so bad and filled with so much exposition. The acting was pretty bad too (Charlie walking like he had a stick up his butt in the first shot). If they had cut out all the human aspects, or at least made it better, I would've liked it more.

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;45269149]I want EVERYONE to go see TF4. No exceptions, you need your daily dose of Summer Baybuster[/QUOTE] this is so stupid

Paying for anything you watch as a joke is the dumbest fucking thing ever. "Oh boy, this movie looks so stupid, let's fund it so they'll make more stupid movies and draw money away from good films" And sure, you might think. "Well I'm just one guy." but when you have thousands of people thinking that way you aren't really just one guy.

yo or i can spend my money the way i want, i mean obviously there's a market for dumb summer films. i'm more than happy to shell out 10~ bucks for a ticket for 2~ hours of entertainment. i buy shitty games all the time just for the sake of experiencing them, nothing wrong with experiencing shit that most people would consider sub par at best

Quick, my pizza is coming in 10 minutes. Agree - First Dirty Harry movie Winner - Mad Max 2 Zing - Groundhog day Rainbow - Galaxy Quest

[QUOTE=doomevil;45265986]Transformers 4 shit characters, shit robots, shit story. 7/10[/QUOTE] Shit film, shit things, shit story, everything shit. Better give it 7/10? :v:

He must work for ign

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45270509]this is so stupid[/QUOTE] I guess that's understandable. After all, how can you see sarcasm in text?

after all the high ratings dinguses were giving it it's hard to know when one of you is joking

you never know with facepunch because it's full of spergs who don't see past "ohmagherd giant robertz!!!!"

[QUOTE=Niven;45270449]Honestly I didn't like Pacific Rim. The dialogue was so bad and filled with so much exposition. The acting was pretty bad too (Charlie walking like he had a stick up his butt in the first shot). If they had cut out all the human aspects, or at least made it better, I would've liked it more.[/QUOTE] wow transformers' number 1 fanboy criticizing pacific rim for the exact things it did better than transformers

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;45272331]wow transformers' number 1 fanboy criticizing pacific rim for the exact things it did better than transformers[/QUOTE] i dont like pacific rim either but compared to transformers it's citizen kane