Rate The Last Movie You Watched - April V3 - no tv shows
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Even looking at the cast list I know I'd never want to watch it
Apparently the movie was almost finished in 2003 but the hard drives it was stored on were stolen. So they had to re-make the movie with no budget and only the original voices and released it last year.
[QUOTE=Scot;41235921]Foodfight!
There are no words. This movie needs to be seen to be believed.[/QUOTE]
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONAAAAAAAAAAARD
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;41240359]Even looking at the cast list I know I'd never want to watch it[/QUOTE]
I'd say it's almost on par with The Room, you should really watch it.
Lawrence of Arabia - 9.5/10 - Feels like it was ahead of its time in terms of style, technical aspects and cinematography, would have been even more spectacular if I saw it in 1962.
This film took no half measures to make sure it was visually stunning. Thousands of extras on horseback? Sure. Filming on location in the desert? Check.
Almost everything about it was near perfect, the story, the acting, the visuals, oh so very epic (and I'm using that term correctly).
All in all, a masterpiece of a 4 hour slow burning epic.
I've always preferred ridiculous amounts of extras and physical sets to CGI
Fun fact: the movie Gandhi has a scene with over 300k extras, which is the world record.
I honestly don't know why people like animatronics so much, but with extras and real sets I totally understand it.
Now you see me - 1/10
what a fucking shitty movie
ive never felt this bad for the cast before
I just saw The Place Beyond the Pines, and I cannot believe how good this movie was. I mean, I accidentally saw on the Internet [sp]photo showing Ryan Gosling lying on the ground in THAT scene, so being kinda spoiled I postponed seeing this movie because I was convinced it was final scene. Oh God, how wrong I was, rest was more surprising[/sp]
Of course the first act was the best, but rest was also spectacular. This movie finally convinced me that Bradley Cooper deserves all his fame. Definitely one of the best movies I saw this year.
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;41241562]I honestly don't know why people like animatronics so much, but with extras and real sets I totally understand it.[/QUOTE]
Despite the fact that CG is now [I]really[/I] good, you can still tell when something is really there or not. John Carpenter's The Thing is probably the best example of practical effects used to horrifying ends. Because you can tell that the things are physically present, it makes them that much more terrifying than a more advanced CG edited in.
The Crow- 7/10
Good film, surprised that i had never seen it before
Breaking The Waves (1996) 5/5
Amazing. This is definitely the best Von Trier film I've seen and potentially one of the best ever. Emily Watson gave what I think is probably the single best performance by an actress I have ever seen. It is beautifully crafted and utterly harrowing, with powerful themes about God, the church, women, marriage, sexuality, deviance, morality, honestly, naivety and so much more. One of the most powerful films I've ever seen.
I want to talk more about this film but I'm going to go to bed for now and I think I'll write a proper review tomorrow. Just breathtaking. An undeniable masterpiece.
Berserk Golden Age III
8/10
More or less just exactly like the original series. I.e really fucked up.
I just wish they make more, and not stop at the same spot the first anime did.
This is the end: 9/10
This film was fucking hilarious to watch with friends, probably my favorite Seth Rogan film, better than Super bad imo
Man Of Steel
I'm a sucker for super hero movies, so there's a bit of bias here but holy shit, that was great. The origin story was really well done and the fight scenes were also great. The part near the end where [sp]He kills Zod[/sp] conveyed the oomf that it should have, it was a really well done scene, and a fantastic movie in general. I'd give it like an 8.5-9/10 honestly.
Fun fact: Steven Spielberg directed the Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. General Grievous sequence in Episode III.
I actually always liked that scene
[QUOTE=Xephio;41241811]Now you see me - 1/10
what a fucking shitty movie
ive never felt this bad for the cast before[/QUOTE]
Come on, its not even that bad
Man of Steel
I'm typically a fan of superhero films, though I'm not really a fan of Superman. I went into this film completely blind, I had no clue what the plot was. I certainly wasn't expecting [sp]the whole film to revolve around Krypton and the alien race. It caught me off guard, so when I first left the theater I was a little disappointed how the whole thing was alien-focused. After letting the film sink in a bit, I gotta say I did like the terraforming.[/sp]
The film didn't really grab my attention until [sp]Zod's broadcast.[/sp] Up until that point I wasn't a fan of the settings and story so far. A lot of superhero films end with lackluster fights, I'm not sure why but quite a few of them do. [sp]The black hole thing that killed most of the aliens was interesting, but would've been pretty anticlimactic had the film ended there. I was so glad when they showed that Zod was still alive. The last fight between them was pretty good, and the moment he got his neck snapped was probably my favorite part. Usually I go into superhero films expecting the final fight to end abruptly without being satisfying, I was pleasantly surprised. The sheer amount of destruction in the film was incredible too. I thought the Avengers did a pretty good job of demolishing a city, but it has nothing on Man of Steel.[/sp]
The thing that I really don't like about Superman is the sheer amount of power he has. It was like watching the Avengers, except it was basically the Hulk, Thor, Captain America, and Iron man all in one person. I prefer heroes who have a limited range of powers/aren't pretty much invincible. Batman is my favorite "superhero" because he's basically the exact opposite of Superman.
Yeah that Batman is very human alright. Which is why he is in the Justice League and fights against alien gods. Let's not forget that he dodged Darkseid's omega beams in the animated show.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
7/10
Not a perfect comedy, but had some moments. Olivia Wilde being in it didn't hurt.
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;41246366]Fun fact: Steven Spielberg directed the Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. General Grievous sequence in Episode III.[/QUOTE]
On that note, Speilberg also directed one shot of Scarface: one of the goons in the final gunfight is shot and falls down by the bannister.
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(I didn't watch the whole movie cause it unbearable to watch but here is my rating for the few minutes I did watch, I don't plan on watching this shit again so here)
[B]Equestria Girls[/B] - [B] Don't...watch..this...movie[/B]
My Little Pony, a show I liked during its first and second season. Make fun of me if you wish but People dislike this show mainly because there is a fandon for liking it, I found the show similar to Powerpuff Girls and entertaining with morals on each episode (my school teacher shows us episodes for moral reasons). But the third season came and the fandom began becoming obnoxious and annoying. The writing was becoming horrific, the show mainly began to target merchandise and the fandom in general. I gave up and walked away from the show. But then came this movie
May 18th, 2013. I saw the trailer of this, and god, I knew it was a commercial gimmick. The trailer horrified me when my friend sent me it on Steam, I cringed in terror from the first sight. It reminded me that the fandom that I myself once was in had turned into a disease. Since the Season 3 finale, I dreaded the day a truly terrible nightmare would come to me. June 25th, 2013. My friends, who were liked the show, succumbed to the film and called me a asshole for not liking it (as I assumed it would be terrible). Nearly mostly everyone who liked the show liked this cringe-worthy, terrible, waste of 72 minute motion picture. I knew I had to go into the belly of the beast and watch it for myself....
June 27th, 2013. The RT audience score, had a 87 percent. It was shocking, mostly alot of audience members LIKED IT. I go over to my friends house to pick him up. He says he watched the film and then says 'IN YOUR FACE, IT WAS GOOD!' as a complete asshole (I knew he thought I was 'the' asshole for assuming it was gonna be bad). We finished watching Monsters University, my friend Adam states he liked the movie. I cry in disbelief, the nightmare its given me.The film was leaked on Youtube, I gulped at the sight of clicking on the link on Reddit's full movies. I flinched and skipped though it, there at 14:00. It began, a jock with a crush on the anthromorphic teenager pony while fending a student against a clique antagonist. I already couldn't bear the pain this movie brought. I skipped through it, the characters were butchered, watered down and worse of all they were sexized. The Powerpuff Girls were never sexized into high schoolers as I remember, but yet I skipped through. Everything felt watered down. I gave up and stopped watching it. I breathed in satisfaction as I exited the browser.
This film should not be mentioned again
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4/5
[QUOTE=kimchimafia;41246842]Yeah that Batman is very human alright. Which is why he is in the Justice League and fights against alien gods. Let's not forget that he dodged Darkseid's omega beams in the animated show.[/QUOTE]
I prefer Batman by himself in his own world. Which is why I don't read/watch any Justice League.
Interstate 60, 10/10, amazing really.
In Time, I liked it a lot, 10/10.
And then I rewatched Equilibrium. Needless to say, 100/10.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;41251110]Interstate 60, 10/10, amazing really.
In Time, I liked it a lot, 10/10.
And then I rewatched Equilibrium. Needless to say, 100/10.[/QUOTE]
Are you f'real?
[QUOTE=Scot;41251128]Are you f'real?[/QUOTE]
Of course not, all of that shit was forced by my mother and lack of internet.
I wasn't lying about Equilibrium though.
In Time is actually ok imo but Equilibrium is a pile of trash
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