Relationships and Sexy Shit V.1 "We didn't start the drama!" - General

woods sex is no points because mosquitoes, ESPECIALLY after it rains.

Where do you live? We don't have mosquitoes yet, it's warm enough to be outside but cold enough to keep them in hibernation or where ever the fuck they go in the winter.

New Jam-shire. god the bugs why

This was a bad idea. Like daily life. This doesn't belong here. We have a megathread/chat thread in gd or where ever.

[QUOTE=Dark Descent;35324560]This was a bad idea. Like daily life. This doesn't belong here. We have a megathread/chat thread in gd or where ever.[/QUOTE] I agree but I get points here for things that if I told Chat-Thread people would call me names.

yeah but people bitch and moan a lot in daily life and sometimes people like to share things ONLY with brothers. besides, the people in the GD thread are "alpha" pricks anyhow.

I used to be as bad as Tapeo. Like, literally just like him. Than I started to care a little less, got a few girl friends and here I am, having a sexy picnics.

Shouldn't you want to be more private about your sex life anyways? This is like a brag about how you jizzed all over five girls at once while they writhed in orgasm thread. It seems pointless and ”alpha” to me.

[QUOTE=Dark Descent;35324644]Shouldn't you want to be more private about your sex life anyways? This is like a brag about how you jizzed all over five girls at once while they writhed in orgasm thread. It seems pointless and ”alpha” to me.[/QUOTE] I usually am. I'm sometimes too shy to kiss or hold hands in public, but I can share with my FP bros because you're all from the internet and don't really exist. Also I actually asked my girl friend about this situation early in our relationship and she said I could brag to bros if I wanted to, I just couldn't 'show' and tell what's on my hard drive and what not.

[QUOTE=Dark Descent;35324644]Shouldn't you want to be more private about your sex life anyways? This is like a brag about how you jizzed all over five girls at once while they writhed in orgasm thread. It seems pointless and ”alpha” to me.[/QUOTE] this isn't a "post how hard you fucked your girl" thread. it's more of a "oh hey have a cool time with your babe the other day? if you wanna talk about how great she is, this is the place. also sex if you want but that's weird" [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=cardfan212;35324081]Have any of you ever considered polygamy?[/QUOTE] as in straight up polygamy with like 2 wives, or a looser definition that involves just being with more than one person?

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;35324659]because you're all from the internet and don't really exist. [/QUOTE] we wore silly hats together i thought what we had was special

[QUOTE=cardfan212;35324081]Have any of you ever considered polygamy?[/QUOTE] Two or more wives would be kinda cool as like a fantasy, but it very seldom happens unless you're the leader of a personality cult or something. Also society doesn't favor something like that, I actually care about what my family thinks. Good luck finding two women who are willing to marry and live with you without constantly bickering and being obnoxiously annoying all the time.

sorry but whenever people sit here bragging about fucking their gf it makes them look like a huge virgin or something

[QUOTE=Stupideye;35324757]sorry but whenever people sit here bragging about fucking their gf it makes them look like a huge virgin or something[/QUOTE] Okay. We can sit here and talk about how much our girl friends loooooved the Hunger Games even though it was incredibly medicore and gave everyone motion sickness. Because that's much more interesting.

or this thread can just not exist cause its a terrible idea

[QUOTE=Stupideye;35324779]or this thread can just not exist cause its a terrible idea[/QUOTE] yeah it really is

This is all party hats fault. Let's all redirect our discontent at him. [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] Than we can free all the animals at the Zoo.

I got really drunk on new years and let some girl blow me in my friends bathroom. She swallowed. It was p.cool.

[QUOTE=Stupideye;35324779]or this thread can just not exist cause its a terrible idea[/QUOTE] Bam.

I NEED TO WIN THIS THREAD

Well it doesn't matter anyways because I win by default. Subject closed.

you kids are silly nph is a massive tard and we should lock this peace

Y'all niggas is posting in a german thread.

i used to have a boyfriend he was short

What is this, fast threads or some shit? [editline]28th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Stupideye;35324779]or this thread can just not exist cause its a terrible idea[/QUOTE] honestly, this is the airsoft forum, we only need one thread for this kind of shit

i fuk gf giv 1000 point

everyone stop i win case closed can we all stop butthurting

i fingered my girlfriend she moaned she liked it i felt the liquid I FELT IT not going to lie i sniffed my hand after

im fat

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;35323955]back_slash is an adviser because he has been broken up with and he's smooth with lady i am adviser because i make thread and have active relationships with my ex and most of her friends. nikpo is advisor because he had gf once and he told me to put this here otherwise he'll kill me. [i]oh god help me[/i][/QUOTE] Wait, this is what it takes to be an adviser in an internet relationship advice thread? Am I a god among men because I at one point had four girlfriends at the same time?