DJ Khaled lost at sea

[maeZtro]

[QUOTE=Lonke;49330311]Okay, okay. Here, let's break it down.

First off, we have to analyze the video. We have a man, a jet ski, water and darkness. The man who is riding the jet ski appears to be DJ Khaled (the greatest DJ of our time). Now, he seems to be aimlessly driving around in the dark. From this along with the statements he makes while doing this along with the title of the video/thread we can make the connection that this guy is lost, and can't find his way home.

But now you might ask, what is so funny about a guy on a jet ski driving around in the middle of the night recording small segments of himself which he then uploads to his "story" on snapchat? To answer this question, we have to understand a little about what comedy is in the first place. Let's start with what comedy isn't. It is not science, it's art. Art has no rules and is often very subjective. Why this might be funny to me, might not explain why it is funny to somebody else. I find the idea of this man known for his rather crazy antics driving around at fucking 1 am in complete darkness pretty funny due to the sheer bizarreness of the situation.[/QUOTE]

Now see this comment is real comedy that I can relate to.

Seriously though I didn't find the video funny and just wondered if there was some backstory to it or something, chill out.

[Nigademus]

I like how he had an epiphany somewhere between "The key is to make it" and "the key is to not ride your jetski in the dark."

[Hidole555]

[QUOTE=Inspecter;49329678]So when's Ethan gonna commentate this?[/QUOTE]

all I can think of right now is that other clip of DJ Khaled jetskiing. "WHOOOOOOO"

[butre]

I was hoping that he didn't actually get lost at sea and "lost at sea" was just the name of his new ep so that I could come in and post that I thought the title meant he literally got lost at sea

dj khaled is a strange man

[Toro]

DJ Khaled is probably one of the best snapchatters ever, you get to see him watering his plants, taking a shower, jamming out to rap in his Rolls Royce, jamming out to Reggae in his Jacuzzi, Speeding on a jet ski (and getting pulled over by the cops), partying with rappers, going to Miami Heat games (and getting sideline seats), and wearing "Another One" flip flops.

[QUOTE=Sepia Gnome;49330650][url]https://www.instagram.com/djkhaled/[/url]

Can someone explain to me how this guy is rich and famous? He seems crazy.[/QUOTE]
Hes so rich cause he took the hinges and put them in the Fuccbois hands.

but srs, DJ khaled is a semi-good DJ who worked with a ton of big names (Chris Brown, Lil-Wayne, Future, etc), and thats pretty much how he got so much money.

[Treznor]

Ah man i want those "You Smart." Flip-Flops

Edit: Why the fuck is he preaching about success while watering flowers
I love this man

[jsoldier]

[QUOTE=Treznor;49331321]Ah man i want those "You Smart." Flip-Flops

Edit: Why the fuck is he preaching about success while watering flowers
I love this man[/QUOTE]

Watering flowers are one of the keys man

[Swiket]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1cHYcRV.gif[/img]

[Rofl_copter]

shit real

[viper__]

I hope you guys realize he's as self aware as Shia Labeouf

[Honkers101]

My favorite part about all this is that the whole reason he was out on his jetski was to go visit Rick Ross. And Rick Ross posted this on his Snapchat:

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqMYdW3jrQ[/media]

[Fish Poke]

Holy fuck I added his snapchat and it got to him spraying a lion statue saying I CAN over and over. It's fucking art.

[Mister Sandman]

I added him and got videos of him jetskiing, random fans congratulating him about bullshit, him spraying a lion while yelling I CAN, him capturing some kind of lizard, him showering, and lastly, him rubbing his head, face, beard, and naked chest vigorously.
I am thoroughly not disappointed.

[halflambada]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49335518]I added him and got videos of him jetskiing, random fans congratulating him about bullshit, him spraying a lion while yelling I CAN, him capturing some kind of lizard, him showering, and lastly, him rubbing his head, face, beard, and naked chest vigorously.
I am thoroughly not disappointed.[/QUOTE]

The best part is most of the fans are just people shouting "ANOTHER ONE!" at DJ Khaled

[RainbowStalin]

Buy your momma a jetski

Buy your whole family jetskis

[Miya]

so i decided to get a snapchat account just for the sole purpose of following dj kahled.

hes amazed by raccoons on the beach followed by him dancing next to a expensive fireplace

worth it.

[Mister Sandman]

Today I got to watch him dance naked by a pool